🧵Confession: I'm working on a project (One-Man show; NYC [April]). Because of the nature of the piece (loss, suicide, survival) I've chosen to go the charitable donations route re fundraising (fiscal sponsor [501-C3]) for the show. I've thus far have had mixed results raising money, and finding

🚨Trigger Warning Toussaint Morrison shares experience on exclusive private media viewing of footage sent to journalist George Fort on unreleased treatment of Renee’ Good’s body on the scene.

As a reminder, and technically, a bruise is internal bleeding...

Perhaps we’ve been too harsh to bad artists and their shitty art

Is he dead yet?

Aaron Rogers’ legacy should be remembered as coach-wrecker Fuck that guy

After conviction, Total Asset Forfeiture from: -Donald J Trump -Stephen Miller -Russell Vought -Elon Musk -JD Vance -Jared Kushner -RFK Jr -Peter Theil -Howard Lutnik -Peter Navarro -KKKristi Noem -Kash Patel -Pam Bondi -Don Jr -Eric Trump and deport Melania

Turn kindness into a kink

Just so long as they don’t release the Epstein Files

Looks like he found Hunter Biden’s coke

CALLING FOR A GENERAL STRIKE

"Erh, duh, um, if a bicycle had round wheels, instead of round wheels, it'd still be a bicycle..."

What’s so perverse about this MAGAt-NAZIS regime (redundant, I know), is that with this pack of cosmetic-surgery ghouls, thrives a pick-me vibe; each pervert trying to out-pervert the last in hopes of impressing their Orange Führer

Some name changes for ICE’s inevitable brand-upgrade: -WAFFLE SS -THE GAZPACHO -THE LADY KILLERS

It's a tradition of mine to say this at the end of an Aaron Rogers' football season: Aaron Rogers can fuck all the way off.

Me praying that, Fed Chairman Powell is the 3rd rail that will cook Trump amongst his NAZIS collaborators demonstrates how much of a capitalist shit-hole this country has become. Rape, murder, steal --just don't fuck with our interest rates.

For a comedian, Bill Maher has no sense of humor

Yet another example of: we’ll stop acting like NAZIS only after you stop calling us NAZIS

We’re all prepared for the day when FOX produces an ICE reality television show, right?

Looked like Kittle just popped his achilles

FOR THE RECORD: even at my youngest, most impressionable and *stupidest self; I never once considered getting a NAZIS tattoo. *And I’ve done some stupid shit

We can never be surprised by any atrocity committed by kkkristi noem; the ghoul shot her own dog, for fuck's sake.

MAKE AMERICA HATE NAZIS AGAIN

FYI: if we find ourselves at opposite ends of a political argument --as you continue to defend this MAGAt-NAZIS regime-- when I say "history will judge us," I'm politely telling you to go fuck yourself.

We leftists have to reconstruct Reconstruction (if you know, you know).

ladies and gentlemen: we are now in a Banana Republic

Wanting to be a billionaire is a sign of profound mental illness

White folk (myself included): standing upfront for equal justice is gonna get a lot of us hurt. WE MUST HOLD THE LINE. It is our time to do the right thing. We're at an inflection point. Keep filming. Keep marching. Don't shrink. Don't shirk. Don't look away. ABOLISH ICE NOW

They itching to declare the Insurrection Act. Keep your heads.

Elon Musk doing a bang-up job at topping his two Sieg Heils.

So America annexes Mexico. Does that mean Mexico becomes the 51st State? What’s ICE gonna do then?

Chuck Schumer’s spine —that’s being synthetically cultivated in a lab— is almost complete

If I stepped onto a pile of Stephen Miller, I’d throw my shoes away instead of scraping off whatever Stephen happens to be.

The Last Temptation of Christ is Martin Scorsese’s super hero movie

Trump is not at war with Venezuela; he’s at war with us.

'Pedophile' has a classical veneer in which monsters hide behind; the word lacks the needed impact. 'Child rapist' is the punch-in-the-face that's appropriate for the crime.

"Well, if ya can't be the best, might as well be the worst" The US, right now, as I type

An imperial, child-raping, malignant narcissist with delusions of grandeur; stealing the riches of other countries while dismantling a republic. Ladies and gentlemen, we have our Caligula.

IMPEACH, CONVICT & LOCK UP: NOW

Psst: America’s the bad guys

I know this is random and is completely without relevance. However, my 15-yr record of NOT mistaking the New Year whilst writing down the date remains unbroken.

Ya think Nicolás Maduro has any Trump Coins?

Jack Smith must be US Attorney General when the Dems take the WH back...

So it turns out Trump is a living example of Super-Size Me; in super-slow motion...

“How can we be sure that it’s 2026; I mean, really sure. Who’s to say that time is even linear? We’re captives of our own intellectual, emotional and imagined constructs. We believe, as a species, we’re at the center of something. There is no center, man” Me at the NYE party after the edible hits

Yo, white supremacists spend an awful lot of time worrying about becoming bottoms.

The Scott Baio Improv Troupe Performing at the Kennedy Center from August - December 2026 Tickets on sale now!

I hear the trio —the Allen Dershowitz Jazz Review— is booked at the Kennedy Center through August (2027). Tix available now.

Hitler had his bunker under the Reichstag. Trump’s gonna get his bulletproof ballroom.