Didn’t realized I had already transformed so drastically. 30 pounds down since April. 😌 Pay no mind to the bandage covering the little third degree burn I got from a power steamer.

On Fat Cock Friday, I had a really hot date with @batorbalm.bsky.social 😌 #fcf #batorbalm

Stressed at work? Wank about it!

Canceled my OF subscriptions because why am I paying a monthly fee for accounts that only post content once every two or three weeks?

Having coffee and #sundaysoftie on the porch. Who wants to join?

Shoes that match the jock = high fashion 😌

Obligatory coffee shop restroom dick pic #fcf

Rude that I had to work on #fcf

Am I gym-ing correctly?

If we were gym buds this would be your daily locker room view.

Lunch break. See anything you want to taste?

Sometimes you just need to go to the bathroom stall and get your wang out for a minute.

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Spent the evening getting in a good workout.

Spent the afternoon shopping for new clothes.

Spent the morning just hanging out at home.

Does this make me look smart? #sundaysoftie

I blew a huge load last night in anticipation of #fcf

Since the locker room was empty today, I’ll just have to share my nudity with all you nice people in my phone.

I made you another load to look at

Happy Fat Cock Friday! #fcf

Happy Fat Cock Friday! #fcf

Time to grease up the pole!

Share a random sci-fi GIF or vid 👾🖤

So Sunday Cumday is a thing now?

Good morning to all you attractive gentlemen on my phone!

Another Fat Cock Friday, another load to celebrate! #fcf

I’m naked more often than clothed in this locker room.

Just a boy and his Bator Balmed Boner.

What perfect album came out when you were 16? I couldn’t possibly reduce it to one when my sixteenth year saw all of these masterpieces.

On Wednesdays we wank pink. Or whatever Mean Girls said. (Yes, this was taken on Wednesday!)

Happy Fat Cock Friday from the locker room! #fcf

Is this how you’re supposed to sauna?

Who needs a sweaty lawn boy?

This is way more accurate than I’d like to admit 😆

Happy Fat Cock Friday from the office #fcf

Snapchat gays be like: “taking a break from this app for a few weeks to focus on my mental health,” then post a series of shirtless thirst traps 2 hours later 🤷🏻‍♂️😆 Whatever gets you through the day, boo-boo!

Softie Sunday plus laundry day

Something, something, 4th of July, fireworks, explosions, blah, blah, blah

I learned tonight that my MAGA parents are, indeed, ingesting horse-grade ivermectin on a daily basis 🙄

Sundays are for stroking the pole 💦

Anyone else have to air out as soon as you get home from work these days?

Rude that no one’s making out with me right now.

Cloudussy was showing out for pride month.

It’s Fat Cock Friday and this fat cock is another year closer to fifty 😮 #FCF

Off work for a week and needed to celebrate.

Okay, so… it’s happened like two more times since then. He has joined me in the sauna, talked about the naked men he sees in there (and the dick size of of them), and made several big shows of adjusting himself in his boxer briefs. He’s definitely “working” me, right?

Happy fat cock Friday, gents! #fcf

Me, every day after work in this Alabama heat.

Made a mess for Fat Cock Friday #fcf