Shirt-cocking on a Saturday morning. ☺️

A moment of silence for the Andrew Christian brand.

Happy #fcf everyone!

Happy Fat Cock Friday! #fcf

Today I’m thankful for all you lads showing me your wieners on here. And also Bator Balm. 😁

Meat for Monday

Sweaty sauna time!

Fat Cock Friday, dad-style #fcf

It’s okay - you can have a peek, bro

Free prostate exams

Having a good dick day and needed to document it.

In dad mode. #openrobe

Join me for coffee on the porch!

Better late than never for #fcf Was making a subtle statement with the shirt.

🌊🌊🌊🌊

For the first time this year I feel a glimmer of hope. 💙 I bet the 🍊is shitting his diaper mid-tantrum right now 😆

Please see attached for my comments regarding #nonutnovember

All Hallows Eve has become of night of FROLIC - where guys wear NOTHING and POST FAT COCK!! FAT COCK! FatCockFatCockFatCockFatCock!!! Happy spooky #fcf everyone! 🎃🧙

All Hallows Eve has become of night of FROLIC - where guys wear NOTHING and POST FAT COCK!! FAT COCK! FatCockFatCockFatCockFatCock!!! Happy spooky #fcf everyone! 🎃🧙

Got so worked up taking nudes in the sauna that I had to rub one out in the shower afterwards 🤷🏻‍♂️🍆💦

Good morning from me and my record collection (and my ween hehe)

Having coffee on the porch this morning. Care to join me?

Almost forgot about #fcf 😬

What else does one do on a holiday from work?

Always remember to leave the curtain on the gym shower cracked…. For reasons. 😇

Is #SoftieSaturday still a thing? Anyway, hope you’re all having a very naked weekend!

How did you celebrate #FCF ?

#FCF is here! Time to celebrate!

Your view in the sauna

Hope you’re all also hard at work this morning!

Happy Fat Cock Friday from the sauna! #fcf

Hope the neighbors didn’t mind

Fresh and clean after installing new brakes on the hubby’s truck. #softiesaturday

Wishing you all the fattest of fat cock Fridays! #fcf

Didn’t realized I had already transformed so drastically. 30 pounds down since April. 😌 Pay no mind to the bandage covering the little third degree burn I got from a power steamer.

On Fat Cock Friday, I had a really hot date with @batorbalm.bsky.social 😌 #fcf #batorbalm

Stressed at work? Wank about it!

Canceled my OF subscriptions because why am I paying a monthly fee for accounts that only post content once every two or three weeks?

Having coffee and #sundaysoftie on the porch. Who wants to join?

Shoes that match the jock = high fashion 😌

Obligatory coffee shop restroom dick pic #fcf

Rude that I had to work on #fcf

Am I gym-ing correctly?

If we were gym buds this would be your daily locker room view.

Lunch break. See anything you want to taste?

Sometimes you just need to go to the bathroom stall and get your wang out for a minute.

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Spent the evening getting in a good workout.

Spent the afternoon shopping for new clothes.

Spent the morning just hanging out at home.