Prime video adverts can do one.

Do it right and shut down the laptop. Work smerk #nowplaying

Plan: get up early and do weights and zwift…. I am still in bed. Cmon on do it, DO IT!! Get up lazy barsteward

Someone has left one of those wooden maze ballbearing thingmes on the desk I have bagged. How much work is going to get done until it’s complete 🤨

Commute tunes. Decent #nowplaying

Damn fine. Quick and tasty as

So many tests, though. I feel like a science experiment

Making a pasta with chopped chilli and decided to go for a piss…. #feek

High energy mix perfect for weights and zwifting #nowplaying

Somebody needs to put the orange man in the bin…

Spag meat balls and #nowplaying

Skate o’clock

Ironing tunes #nowplaying

Loves the puddles! ❤️

Cosmo on Zwift kind of works

What?

Love a kiwi me. Good for the bowels…

WFH #nowplaying

WFH #nowplaying

Yes!! 👏 go team

A cocktail of propotol, afentail and local anaesthetic with an endoscopy on this lovely Wednesday 🙃

Poor effort #billybigsticks

Riz Ahmed in Relay…and sound of metal 👌

Quite possibly the finest muff I have ever tasted

St Stephen Walbrook totally hidden from view by the city monsters. Shame. Look at the dome on that 😉

Reminiscing about a trip to Iceland on this rubbish grey day in engerland

One from me #raveyardshift enjoy

From Greenland with lots of luv you senile orange bum

#nowplaying a bit of Brian 👌

Da Boyz r back in town, innit 🎸

I almost left my acid trolley coin in the trolley…. Could have been a disaster #phew

Blood test at the local NHS hospital… 40 min delay… packed. #joy

Today has been Weller day. Always a nice day. On the cans in the orifice and on the commute home. #nowplaying

I am feeling a bit Buck Roger’s this morning after my space laser arrived (hose pipe thingy) this morning #majorlazer

Morning!! Woof!

Ferk it’s snowing and I am in London…. Getting home in the trains 🤨

Proper moody on the commute this morning

#nowplaying and reading with the cans on…bed…. Back to work tomorrow prep 👍

Dear daughter loves ramen so much she has a phone case specially designed to hold the spoon. 👍

Ok, ok. Ok…. I have had enough of the early evening darkness. It’s almost dark and it’s 14:38… bring on suntime #nowplaying

Hot tip: don’t clean a carpet without your glasses on. I just use engine coolant instead of carpet cleaning solution 😱

The delights of school inset day, another lie in, another days holiday. #tough

Blimey

“Tranquil is the word”

Bloody freezing out, walking the dog

It’s midday and I am still in bed.

Cooking my old man’s chicken 🐔 Normally #decent

Beautiful in Worthing atm 🤩

#nowplaying superpitcher 👍