If I was gonna announce Half Life 3, all I'd do is send this notification to everyone on steam, and just let people absolutely lose their minds.

@folly.studio I HATE DOGPILE! I bought a Steamdeck a little while ago that I haven't been able to use ever since your game came out, as my fiancee has not stopped piling dogs. I lost not only my deck, but the love of my life, to the dogs... Please send help I'm alone, scared and deckless.

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When they have done stadium shows to 70,000+ How much must they have been charging for seats in this 17,500 seat arena for this to be the highest gate in WWE history

Can't wait for the greatest film ever made, that completely redefines the industry as a whole to come out within a week of this movie's release... Twice

I don't realise how thick the Australian accent is until I hear one of us next to an American. Cause Rhea's accent isn't that thick here, but then I hear her talk next to Liv and it sounds like a different language

Brave to put on Roman vs Solo, an incredibly boring match ESPECIALLY for no dq, as the opening to your new Netflix show that's meant to draw in a bunch of new viewers. Certainly a... Choice.

Oh shit, didn't see the Alan Wake WWE Debut coming but I'm here for it

Tryna be at least somewhat civil here on Bluesky, when all I wanna do is make dick jokes and drop the c-bomb. Bluesky is hard...

I can only assume Prime Video has AI writing its show descriptions now cause... It's almost there! But also completely and utterly wrong.

What's finally come to Australia? The Steam Deck? Oh you must be talking about my $1000 dollar Space Cadet Pinball Machine

Big Justice had about as good a spear as Adam Copeland

We should normalise harmless lying. Lying fucking rules. You get to sit there just making up shit and people are like "yes I believe this information, please won't you give me more" like the absolute rubes they are. They don't even know how foolish they look believing my imagination like that.

Introduce yourself with four video games Alan Wake 2 Baldur's Gate 3 Disco Elysium Donkey Kong Country

PSA: Play Baldur's Gate 3 with your partner. Even if they're pretty new games, chances are they'll have a great time! The story and choices you make are super engaging. Plus, you can take the combat at your own pace. Some say turn based is too complex, but it's also tailor made for new gamers.

People keep saying "oh switching to a new social media platform is so hard" "migrating from twitter is gonna be difficult" Literally just put the Bluesky app where your twitter app was and muscle memory will do the rest. Haven't opened hell app in a while just cause thumb know where go.

I can't give myself a double chin in The Sims 4. A fact I am both incredibly grateful for, but also annoyed about as it is not accurate to reality. In real life it was really quite easy to get a double chin. Sims 4 gets a 2/10, as it doesn't let me feel real self conscious about my appearance.

I don't really give a fuck whether or not they recast Kang or just drop the character in terms of the story. But by not recasting, the character of Kang is forever tied only to one horrible man. Recasting makes a statement, and that statement is 'fuck you' Pretty good statement.

Hey remember when Arrival was a really excellent movie, and then, just out of the fucking blue, it had maybe the worst ending I've seen to a film in my whole god damn life. That was wild.