Can someone explain why nobody warned me about Love Island? I pressed play out of curiosity... now I'm sitting here judging everyone's decisions like I'm part of the villa. 😂🏝️🍿

Found the comfiest chair on campus. Now it's taking me out for matcha. @cliviasanko.bsky.social

Photo day at Lambda 📸 ✨️ See? I can look cute and innocent... The photo only lasts a second though. 😇

Always thought college was going to be the stressful part... the thing that messed with my head the most. Turns out I was wrong. Sometimes it's everything outside the classroom that really tests you. Feels like there's way too much to figure out, so for now... one day at a time. 🖤

College is exhausting. Half the girls on campus look like models. I'm just over here working out so I can look good in a bikini... and make sure a guy doesn't need three beers and 2 shots before calling me cute. 😂

Thought I'd hit the library before class and finally catch up on my reading. Turns out the library is just a different location to get distracted. 😅📚

Sometimes you just need to watch the sunrise and remember that every day is a new chance. A new chance to become who you want to be, to chase what matters, to let go of what doesn't, and to start again. No matter what yesterday looked like, the sun still rises. So should we. 🌅✨

Officially survived my run-in with the law. Rewarding myself with a burger because healing is important. 😂🍔 I'd be vegan if it weren't for beef, bacon, and every other delicious life decision standing in my way. 🥤✨

Manifesting a second-half comeback from Looters Bar. 🤞🇺🇸 Down 2–1 at the half, and I refuse to believe my other two USA jerseys are going unworn. Come on boys, let's get this one! ⚽

USA vs. Belgium in the Round of 16. 🇺🇸⚽ Sorry Belgium... your waffles are elite, your chocolate is undefeated, but today you're taking the L. Homework can wait. National pride can't. COME ON USA

Plot twist: the matcha won. 🍵 Now Monday can begin... I guess. 📚

Forget doom scrolling. Browsing DVD shelves was oddly therapeutic. 📀🤍 Then I found the "Adults Only" section and realized people used to carry a porn DVD through the store, stand in line, and hand it to the cashier. Honestly, that level of confidence deserves a medal. 😂

On a hot summer day, it's Elmo, pizza, and a slushee for the win. Basically the nutritional plan of a highly successful 5-year-old. Making today an adventure day.

No classes. No homework. Just party vibes at the Lambda house all day. 😎☀️ Happy 4th of July! Hope everyone's celebrating safely and making the most of summer.❤️🤍💙🎆

Another week survived. 📚✅ Now it's time to swap the textbooks for a fit that turns heads. 😏✨

Probably not my smartest campus decision... 😅 Got inspired by that couple who climbed the Empire State Building and had to find my own rooftop moment. 10/10 view. 0/10 recommendation from campus staff. 🤍

Survived a full day of classes and pledge tasks. My brain is exhausted, my hair is a mess, and my caffeine is wearing off... But somehow I still have enough energy to lose my voice yelling USA! USA! USA!⚽ Let's get this win!🔥

Escaping the heat at Lambda's Summer Movie Kickoff. No clue what we're watching, but it's better than melting in the sun. Honestly surprised I didn't burst into flames walking into the church to watch the movie. 😅🔥

South Dakota heat: “It’s hot today.” Louisiana heat: “Congratulations. In the 30 seconds it took you to walk outside, you've developed swamp butt, boob sweat, and enough humidity in your hair to qualify as a weather system.” 😂🔥🥵

Dinner on the ranch: steak, potatoes, and my parents asking about my future. College dinner: a Cinnabon , a Big Gulp, and me pretending that's a balanced meal because it has all the major food groups: sugar, caffeine, and regret. 🤠🍩🥤

Me: "I really need to study." Also me: "But if someone offered an adventure, a crisis, or tacos, I'd hear them out." 😂🌮

Oh good, Monday showed up. ☕😏 Because I was definitely ready for another week of responsibilities.

Some songs don't just play... they become the whole mood. Tonight, this one is exactly where my head's at. 🎧✨ www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF9e...

Heading to the Red, White & Blue Jeans Independence Day Music Festival Pretty sure I already got those in my closet. Shorts count too, right? Asking for a friend. 😂

I had two options today: 🎓 Dress appropriately for class... 🍻 Or dress appropriately for the Looters Lounge grand opening. I made my choice. I regret nothing. 😎

Event: "Bayou Brawl." Dress code: No clue. So I went with the outfit that looked easiest to wash blood, beer, mud, and poor decisions out of. Figured it was the safest bet. 🤠🍻🩸

Got my first tattoo in my new city last night. ✨ Nothing says "I live here now" quite like letting a stranger with a needle make a permanent life decision for you. 😂 10/10 experience. Huge thanks to Johnny for taking such great care of me. 🖤

It's USA vs. Turkey day. My game plan: cheer for Team USA, question every referee decision, and pretend I know more than the coach.⚽🦅

Does this outfit give “front row taking notes” or “teacher just called my name and I woke up confused”? 💀📖

Trying matcha for the first time: First sip: 🤢 Second sip: 🤔 Third sip: 👀 I can't tell if I hate it or if my taste buds are just gaslighting me into buying another one. 🍵😂 #FirstTimeMatcha #ConfusedButSipping

Proof I do more than take pictures. 📚 Granted, I stopped studying long enough to take this photo... but that's beside the point.

After a day of classes, I definitely needed some ice cream. 🍦 The funny thing is, I’m not even sure this is what I ordered 😂 But honestly, I’m not complaining. It’s incredibly creamy, rich, and exactly the treat I needed after a long day. Sometimes the best surprises come on an ice cream cone.

Back to full slate of college classes today 🤎 Spent all break talking to cows, so if I accidentally moo during attendance, mind your business. 🐄📚😂

Started on the Campus Chat and I had to bring it here. So here goes. Me as a Muppet.

Flyer said, "Wear white for Midsommar Day." I don't know what Midsommar is, but I wasn't about to fail the only part of the assignment I understood. ⚪😂

Happy Father’s Day to the men who earned the title “Daddy” one way or another. 😏🔥

This is my Gay Pride Disco Skate Party outfit. 🌈🛼🪩 Hot pink and black for the win. I came to skate, slay, and blind a few people with fabulousness. If Barbie joined KISS and opened for a roller disco in 1978, this would be the look. ✨

When you have class in the morning and a crazy party in the afternoon, coffee is basically your designated driver. ☕🤣

Went to a wedding reception in Laveau 💍 Left because there were too many people 😵‍💫 Got lost 🗺️ Ended up in a Scooby-Doo episode 👻 0/10 navigation skills, 10/10 mystery-solving potential.

Just touched down and made it home for USA vs. Australia. 🇺🇸⚽ My travel schedule was tighter than the U.S. defense better be today. 😂🔥 And look- Pants

Last day on the ranch and the smile says it all. 😁🐄 Turns out a few days of cows, country air, and zero drama is pretty good for the soul.

An elder once said to me that not every soul comes back as a person. Some, after carrying too much for too long, choose to return as a tree. They spend a lifetime standing still, healing in the sun, rain, and wind. Since hearing that teaching, I’ve looked at trees with a different kind of respect.

Day 2 back home. Milked the cows this morning. A little mooing, a little attitude, but still less drama than a typical campus chat. 🐄😂 Cow drama > people drama. Not even close.

Back on the ranch with the cows. They're nosy, but at least they don't post about it on social media. 🐄😂🤠

A few days away from college and back home where the food is better and the laundry does itself. 😌✈️❤️

Someone said, “Be good and do your homework.” So I am. Future me better be rich, because current me is tired. 😂

Should be doing homework… 📚 Instead I'm playing with makeup and trying to look cute. 💄✨😅 #Procrastination #Oops #MakeupMood

Yesterday I stuffed my face. 🍕😅 Today I'm in the gym pretending those calories never happened. 💪🔥 #WorthIt #GymLife #PizzaFirst

No matter how the day goes, pizza always shows up and does its job. 🍕🔥 #PizzaNeverDisappoints #PizzaLover #Foodie