Okay, my friends, since that day is just around the corner I'm sharing a poem I wrote about my last St. Paddy's day adventure. Let me know what you think... St. Paddy's Day Poem Well, St. Paddy’s day is over But the memories remain I did myself real proud last night. So, let me share my pain.

I feel more like I do now than when I got here. <cough>

My thanks to all of the women who have followed me and sent me links to their OnlyFans page. Unfortunately for you, I am currently married and unavailable for a relationship. It may make you feel better to know this though... I do not, in fact, have a horse dick.

Hello, my friends! Today I offer up a poem I wrote describing what Valentine's Day means to me. Funny or not? Leave a comment... And the title is... I've Got a Big Heart On For You  by Gary Scottahorstik