I’m in a terrible place right now. I don’t mean mentally; I’m just in Northampton.

Erm…

YES. This is the only thing in football I care about.

Why the fuck is the ITV table so big? Why are they so far apart? It looks ridiculous

Finally back home after getting stuck in Greece for an extra day, but come back to find this waiting for me 😍

So Spain have called up Porro & Cucurella but not Pau? 🤔

Well, that’s…horrifying 😧

People on here who live in warmer climes: do you have to apply sun cream every day? I’ve only been doing this for the past week and already sick of it

Oof. These 1996 retro keeper tops are England shirts I’d actually consider buying

Jesus Christ. I hope he takes this as a sign it’s time to give it up www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Just the shop. Who wanted the dick of ouzo?

Another purchase 🇬🇷

I spotted it! Mine’s a Mythos please

Up the Saturday

Found your mum’s favourite ornament

Oh look, it’s that terrible player who costs us in every game, can’t defend, can’t pass, can’t cross, can’t shoot and needs to be replaced, despite the fact that the best manager we’ve ever had hasn’t done so in 3.5 years. But hey, what does he know?

Compare and contrast: the last 10 years at Aston Villa, and the last 10 years at Leicester City.

One of the German kids where I’m staying is wearing an Argentina shirt. Do you think he feels an affinity to that country after his ancestors hurriedly and mysteriously emigrated there about 80 years ago? 🤔

Yeah sound Royal Mail, that’s, erm…that’s great, thanks.

So how obvious is it that Slot being sacked was on the cards for a while, and was probably the main reason for Iraola leaving Bournemouth in the first place?

Having a moment. Sitting out on the balcony of our hotel room in Greece, looking up at the clear, starry night sky, my wife & son asleep in the next room. There was a time when I’d have given anything to have what I have now.

“White lives matter too” fuck me. He’s saying this cos he wants this to be like his inverse George Floyd moment. Expect this to be a rallying cry for all his National Front type supporting wankers to take to the streets. 2nd June and already we’re in for a summer of disorder. Excellent.

So they’ve still got the “world champions” thing on their new shirt cos they won the club World Cup last year?

Only piece of Castore merch I’ve ever wanted to buy 🐯

Well. I guess winning a European final isn’t for everyone 👀

Le Bacque-To-Bacque 🇫🇷🐸

That’s not a penalty. Madueke initiates the contact, grabs the arm & pulls the PSG player down.

Oh fuck me Arsenal are just gonna park the bus for 70 mins aren’t they

A fucking live piano now? Jesus Christ.

Fuck off with this Americanisation of European sports. Load of bollocks.

I mean, the choice is obvious. #McLeishForLiverpool

Voted for McGinn as player of the season, McGinn v Liverpool as goal of the season Cheers Geoff GC etc Pathetic

He also went to Elevenerife

So do we think the shirt is gonna have a sponsor eventually? A lot of money to leave on the table.

How good is this 😂 youtube.com/shorts/Lp4lZ...

Forgot to mark it a couple of days ago, so happy belated Roman Pavlyuchenko Day everyone

Sorry we gatecrashed your Pep’s Last Day wankfest, City Sorry we fucked your chances of Champion’s League, Bournemouth #NotSorry

Fucking hell what a win. What a season. We finish only 3 points and one win fewer than our best 38-game season in the end. Another home win against Utd, a first win at City in 19 years, Champion’s League competition and of course, most importantly, a trophy. What a manager, what a year it’s been.

Christ, Bailey. Do the kids say "washed’?

HIS ARSE WAS OFFSIDE 😂😂😂

Lock up your sons?

😭😭😭

More on this as we get it

Oh God, the deepthroat job the media is gonna do for “PEP’S LAST GAME” is going to be truly sickening isn’t it 🤢 We may as well not be there.

So when Tommy Tuckles inevitably doesn’t win the World Cup, what not-very-subtly-xenophobic angle do we think our right wing media are gonna go with?

I think it’s just as well for Arsenal they don’t need us to get anything out of that City game 😂

Meanwhile on Twatter the Noses are falling over themselves to try & make out that the EL win isn’t that big of a deal. “The League Cup is a bigger achievement,” I’ve seen, alongside “it’s the Championship of Europe.”

Watching the whole game back?