NARRATOR: it still wouldn’t make a difference, given his hairline.

God team, as good as we could’ve gone with injuries and rotation. This will NOT be an easy game. Fenerbache have only lost 4 games in all competitions all season.

*sigh*

I mean, we won 6…

They should try looking in @dannygav.bsky.social’s house.

Doesn’t look like a guy who’s getting ready to leave.

Poor. Just really poor, overall. Ho hum, at least we haven’t lost any ground.

Fucking save of the season from Pickford there

Could we have Bailey back?

Fucking hell, what an absolute comedy of errors. No one covering themselves in glory there.

lol

We have a really concerning lack of game changing options from the bench.

With Bouba and Onana already missing, McGinn going off injured is particularly distressing

Don’t think I’ve ever really heard Ashley Young speak. Not sure why but I don’t think I expected him to sound like that

Has there been any definitive verdict on the severity of Bouba’s injury? #AVFC

A reminder of our record in games I’ve missed:

Being a #ShitFan today, supposed to be missing today’s game cos of #FuckingWork but currently #OffSick cos of my #FuckedBack.

It honestly does stagger me that Sean Dyche has a player like Douglas Luiz at his disposal and doesn’t fucking start him.

Wow, never seen City scored on so easily.

See it out then you Redshites

lol

So in addition to my shoulder issue that came on in the middle of last month, yesterday I bent over and my back completely gave out, so I have these little candies to keep me company for a bit. 2026 starting off knocking me about a bit health-wise.

Mistake letting Malen leave, IMO. Especially now. Difficult to do business in January and any attacking replacement (who I’d hope is lined up and a deal in place) will have to hit the ground running.

Fuckinell how many times has this goal gone in?

This is a mistake.

Have you ever heard of such a cavalcade of cunts? Fuck it, let’s throw in JK Rowling while we’re at it.

Better, etc

Brian Madjo was born in 2009 which apparently makes someone SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD these days??! Disgusting.

This is probably a very good point

This slow-mo edit of Morg’s goal from the other night is FILTHY. www.instagram.com/reel/DTXrpHl...

Ollie Watkins “provoked” Palhinha by simply existing. Get a thicker skin.

🗣️ YOU’VE SEEN THE VILLA NOW FUCK OFF HOME

“The fans have really given them some energy tonight” *they were booing in the first half

“Might just have kept Tottenham Hotspur in the FA Cup” *they’re going out as it stands

Dunno about taking McGinn off

Commentators positively salivating now Spurs are playing better

Phil, watching the skateboarding:

We just can’t not concede 🙄

That was Poorro from Porro

#FrankOut?! #GiveItSherwoodTilTheEndOfTheSeason

OH EMI THAT LIL BACKHEEL 🤤

Oh that needed someone at the back post

Love that run to the byline by Malen 😍

HE’S FIVE FOOT SEVEN OF FOOTBALL HEAVEN

So does this mean we have to bear a stupid grudge against Palhinha forever and ever now?

I dream of a Morg/Ollie/Malen front 3 🥺

Well at least there’s no chance of Palace embarrassing us at Wembley again

Well, we played Palace and didn’t lose. A positive.

Austin, it’s time to shine.