I've been _trying_ to be good on #Facebook. But...I...I just couldn't pass it up. I just couldn't. My #Liberal card would be revoked had I not.

Oh sure. So indeed _now_ sends me architect jobs. You know what got the job? I said #firewalls are the most heavily abused thing second to only cookies. And it's true. I'm a cool dude. IDC if you screw around online during work, but I flatout tell you that we're proxying traffic. Zero […]

I think with this slight downtime, I'm going to do what I've wanted to explore. #Podcasts. Suggestions? I like #paganism, #Books and stories (especially fairy tales), og intressant Nordmenn podkaster IDK. There seems to be a sea of them.

I've been #psychiatric hospitalized as I have #ptsd, and if you do have #PTSD they are helpful. Because most people, I'd say the huge majority of people with PTSD need...rest. Rest, seclusion, and a breather. And I got catered food, and read books for a week outside in the sun, and rested. I'd […]

LA VIKINGENE LØS!! #danmark #Norsktut https://ekstrabladet.dk/krimi/afsloeret-midt-i-drone-kaos-putins-krigsskib-i-skjul-ved-langeland/10956645

Gods i know how parents feel with rated R movies. My grandmother is watching TV and was flipping through #foxnews nanny....let's find you some find you some porn to watch, okay? That is filth.

That is just....there is a reason why the WH doesn't have very many chandeliers. And Michelle #Obama *purr I wonder if I can get her to decorate my home* revealed this. The ceilings in the WH are incredibly low. Because when it was built, people were shorter. George Washington was actually a […]

*twiddles his thumbs* My company laptop shipped. I hope it's not a #mac #nixos runs like shit on a Mac. So the HR person ordered me to have a good long weekend, so not sure what to do with myself for 4 days :p

Sounds like another #coin grift for #truth social. The Trump bucks must be sinking in value. #News https://newsnationnow.com/politics/charlie-kirk-silver-dollar-coin/

Went on a weird #Wikipedia journey and discovered this. Heathenry is fundamentally incompatible with #Fascism and #Nazism. For a thousand reasons. But the biggest is fascism deprives free-will. We all can travel the Wyrd, the fabric of fate, independent of each other. People come and go. Ideas […]

In paganism only extremely select people are able to make prophecy, these people are pre-selected by the Norns, and are always women and immortal. No new Volvas in millennia. And nobody has ever claimed to be one. The gods themselves actually don't have […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

This really has gotten out of hand for #FOSS devs. Because, if I really like your project, I'll kick in a good $50 to say thank you. Because I'm a FOSS dev. That shit can be thankless. And we are subsidizing funding other people's amazing work while corporations are basically taking advantage […]

Catepillar isn't a #norwegian company. They can do what they want. You can't force people to just add things to their sovereign fund just because they're a good ol' American redneck brand. Keep doing that shit and they'll cut your off from your cocaine...err...gasoline. How will ever sexless […]

I know this might be a shock..but unlike #MAGA ... the #democrats aren't a cult. There is no Where We Go 1, We Go All. It's not a party of lemmings. So you can't just blanket "blame" on the Democrats. They don't tell me what to do. Well, I'm not a Dem. I'm like some weird Centre Venstre […]

Morning coffee with my best-friend 🥰😺 #CatsOfMastodon

Oh. It really is a tapeworm. I was just being a smartass. I mean nearly every #Cat lady has toxoplasmosis in her brain. When I got , oh I wanted to die. It was like an intense flu that went as fast as it came. Toxo is an amoeba. Not a worm. So I thinking he was being melodramatic. Nope. An […]

Finally able to sit down with some Pumpkin Spice coffee and a cigar. Unwind, and play on SDF and maybe Hetzner (gonna see if I can get OpenVMS working). And at dark, I'll just sit with the gods and give thanks for their blessings this week :)

Huh? Fair warning, #domestic shit isn't quite my forte as #geopolitical shit is. But as far as I know, the Director of the FBI has complete discretion of what he tells Congress. Contrary to popular belief, not everyone in Congress has Security Clearances. Many of them do because of work on […]

@cloudflare what the fuck is this? So you're going to throw quality devs under the bus to make some marketers happy? Let's not get on the #vibecoding fad wagon, unless these people want to pay my high dollar invoices for fixing this shit. #AI #CloudFlare GitHub - cloudflare/vibesdk […]

I just got back from being fingerprinted at the cop shop for the new job because it's for the city, and I walked home. Got me some tasty mountain spring water from Wyo. And some lady pulls up and is like "dear, do you need a ride?" I'm like "No thank you. I don't feel like being axe murdered by […]

Have fun with that. I have literally NEVER seen a single tenant, turn-key datacenter ever actually make money. That's how the 3 big #Cloud providers started their thing. Google was hemorrhaging, and AFAIK Apple doesn't even own it's own data centers anymore. I think they now collocate […]

Good luck with that. The law is VERY explicit about lawsuits towards a company for employee conduct. You can't sue unless there has been personal damages towards you directly, like in a libel suit. And #jimmykimmel remarks were not about #Trump, this will probably be tossed out as frivolous. I […]

Oh. _This_ is the "Serbia-Kosovo War" he keeps going on about? That's been an on and off thing since the actual war ended. It's not a war. It's a trade dispute. And from what I understand he keeps blowing them off and dumps them on Brussels. Not a war. #Trump […]

What...fucking...Serbia-Kosovo war does this twat waffle keep talking about?! The only one I know of was finished in 1998, while he was diddling little girls in his penthouse. That conflict was solved a long time ago, and both countries seem pretty pleased with it. #Trump #News […]

Oh good. I'm not the only one who was going "Did he just repeat 'Der Sturk brict los" line by line? Nobody could possibly be that ballsy to repeat a #nazi speech word for word on national and global television...and ...oops...yes he did"

Uh huh. Bad. Bad #Canada. #wyoming is not part of this shit. We don't have Waffle Houes or Crack Houses...err...Cracker Barrels...same diff....for a reason. You can blame the South for this bullshit. If there is #nazi shit happening in this country, it's usually the South doing it.

My grandmother gets #mealsonwheels which has been so nice, because I also get it too because I'm her caretaker. And the meals are actually pretty good. Except my stomach is like "what is this non-microwaved non-bachelor shit you're giving me?" Care taking is HARD, but you get a lot benefits. You […]

Who are you and why do you think you're relevant? Never mind everyone at the #UN was LAUGHING at #trump, they know more than he does because, they are the largest intelligence gathering organization in the world. First Committee gets reports from damned near […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

You want a #nazi human registry? This is how you get a Nazi human registry. Last go around, I was living with my mother (before she lost her marbles), and we had the same last name, and people ALWAYS mistake us for being bro and sis (I actually look nothing like my sister). And we told the […]

Having my well deserved Death Wish Pumpkin Chai coffee, and offsetting my burp and fart manliness with a cigar. With the tip. So I feel extra masculine as I squeel like a little girl at the prospects of playing with ultra super expensive #cisco kit and get paid […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

So since I have a week and a half till my start date, I think I'm going to work on a cool #cobol project as a proof of concept, that VSI may want to use. In high school I was the #Football team's office manager. And I wrote a database in FileMaker Pro that managed the team. Player stats […]

I don't like #Trump as next as the next person, but nobody should be taking his life EXCEPT FOR THE PEOPLE! If he deserves the guillotine, it will be the people to decide that, not some lunatic "patriot". #News https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/23/politics/ryan-routh-trump-attempted-assassination-guilty

Filled out all the onboarding crap you have to fill out, and I got me...some...Death Wish Pumpkin Spice coffee, and Thor is giving me a nice little rain shower. And now, I can do...pretty much whatever I want. Getting a new job is about as productive as you can possibly be. So...chat on @SDF […]

Well...I got the #Job. And this is the part where you worry they'll snatch it because of your background, or some little thing because you're so use to the universe taking a shit on you. I hope it all goes well. #fedihired

Well, the #Job interview went very well. I think I've got it in the bag. I'm like "I like phones, because I'm an old fart, and I have an Avaya switch I play wif". And the tech dude is "what are the chances of an architect..in abilene texas...who knows avaya?" Well, I don't drink the water here […]

Hmm....are they sure it's not a SMS service center? Because that sounds like a private SMSC for you know those "Text 'Fuck Me' to #6969 to find hot booty" sort of things. That's what it sounds like to me. #InfoSec #phones […]

An assault on Western culture? I'm watching some REALLY good #norwegian lessons on YouTube done by a black man in Oslo. And hearing him speak Norwegian was odd at first, but they're good videos on the culture of Norway, and how to assimilate. And gives tips and tricks on things like paying your […]

Hmm...I wish I could sit next to Jonas Støre just to watch him giggle hysterically. There is a lot to pick apart here. Let's start with the "climate hoax". The ONLY people who want #oil is the #US. Most countries, a huge majority, have moved to green options, and acting like drug dealers for the […]

All these studies are over 4 years old, and one is just an X link to some MAGAtwat. 5 years in #neurobiology time is a few seconds. It has taken 20 years alone to develop MRI technology with contrast to see what the brain is actually doing without putting you into Immediate renal failure. These […]

In case anyone is curious... MOVE YOUR_ASS TO THE_LEFT IS a valid #cobol statement. #Coding

I'M SITTING HERE PROGRAMMING #cobol...OH..caps :p Cobol feels so meaty with caps, and I think Thor may pay me a visit with some afternoon rain. I hope so. Some pumpkin spice coffee and more Cobol sounds great. It's interesting language. Would I use it as my daily driver? No. But it REALLY is […]

I love Build-A-Bear. It's not my _favorite_ brand of bear - that goes to Vermont Teddy Bear Company, but they're doing coupons for online discounts to adults, and they have the BearCave now which is adult bears, like the $2000 25th anniversary Swarovski bear. But if you want to get someone a […]

Is it just me or did yesterday really have a Nuremburg Rally feel to it? Surprised #Trump wasn't consecrating flags and marching political prisoners naked through street. #charliekirk #nazis

Wut? Bitch....old #Cat ladies tell new cat ladies to take that shit when you contract toxoplasmosis. And then you get lovely "Congratulations, you're a cat lady" cards. They've already ruled that out. Toxoplasmosis just makes you eccentric (and obsessed with kitties). Not #autistic #News […]

He changed his name FOUR times. Oh, what a PITA. When I did mine, I was lucky that I didn't have a lot to change, and it was still a pain. The clerk who helped me said you can really only do it once before things get really hairy. And if you do it too many times […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

So...tomorrow is going to be the #rapture? Sweetness. I have my last interview for this Network Architect position with the city, and given how religious Abilene is...that increases my chances. But let's be honest, there aren't a whole bunch of architects running around this redneck town either […]

So....#Trump is going to make an announcement about #Autism based on a really, really badly done study 15 years ago? The tylenol thing has been debunked...several times. If I remember right, McNeil Healthcare paid a fortune for an independent study done on Tylenol.

I can't stand McConaughey. He's so self-righteous. I remember seeing Contact after reading Sagan's novel and he ruined the film. His character wasnt a big character in the book, but he basically wrote himself into the film to proselytize. #entertainment […]

#stephenmiller is such a scary little man. "Children will be taught #patriotism ". Im from, as far as I know, the only #red state that doesn't require the pledge in schools. And the reason why is because good ideas don't require force. And if you want people to be proud about something, you have […]

It it as his strapping leather neck may be....he's still dead. So that only leaves a few options there. Do this people really think everyone is that stupid? #charliekirk #miracle #News https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15118967/charlie-kirk-miracle-surgeon-bullet-exit-wound.html?