Every had a Jizz & Tonic? How about Piss Pickles? Smegma Vichyssoise? Believe it or not, BIOFLUIDIC GASTRONOMY is an actual thing. And this week, Dr. Julio Choad shares some of his best recipes from his book "Cooking with Cum"... Only in SCREW: thescrewmag.com/#2026-06-01-080

Happy Pride Month! You don't have to be straight to read SCREW. We've been down with the gays since 1968 — long before it was "acceptable" but definitely fashionable. #Pride Free to Read: thescrewmag.com

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO DING DONGS? Che goes deep undercover to discover the secret behind the Ding Dongs, in a weird and creepy yet sexy Mapplethorpe sort of way. READ FOR FREE: thescrewmag.com/#2026-06-01-074

LIGE & JACK Every Pride Month, we remember our dear old friends Elijah Clarke and Jack Nichols, the dynamic duo who penned America's first weekly gay lifestyle column... #Pride ...that just so happened to be in SCREW. Read all about them: thescrewmag.com/#2026-06-01-035

SCREW OF THE WEEK This week's centerfold features 18-year-old Nixie Vale and her pink pussy on the clay. Plus a free video if you're good. See her spread here: (pun intended) thescrewmag.com/#2026-06-01-051

STOP. COLLABORATE. AND TAKE A SHIT On this week's SHIT LIST honoree. Congratulations, Vanilla Ice. Read more at: thescrewmag.com/#2026-06-01-082

The New Issue of SCREW has dropped! Check out our "QUEER AS FILTH" issue where we celebrate 57+ years of being down with the gays... PLUS Cooking with Cum & other Bodily Fluids, NYC adult events, XXX film reviews, SHIT LIST & more! FREE TO READ: thescrewmag.com

IMAGINE GETTING A TRUMP TATTOO ONLY TO LATER DISCOVER HE GOT HIS DICK BIT BY AN UNDERAGED GIRL WHEN HE TRIED TO R*PE HER.

Coming soon to Netfixed.

SHIT LIST The holy men always arrive with rules for women, and excuses for themselves... FUCK YOU RELIGIOUS PEOPLE. Read this week's Shit List at thescrewmag.com/#2026-05-25-082

#shitphilsays More at thescrewmag.com

FROM "THE UBER BOT UPRISING" SCREW Magazine, May 25, 2026 Read it now: thescrewmag.com/#2026-05-25-037

What's going on in SCREW this week? It's LOVE IN THE APOCALYPSE. Go to TheSCREWmag.com before the world ends.

"If You Can't Handle Me at My Horde, You Don't Deserve Me at My Hun... now bend over and take this bloody lance!" From SEX SECRETS OF ATTILA THE HUN Read it Now in SCREW: TheSCREWmag.com

Read The Sex Secrets of Attila the Hun by Tess Tickles, now in SCREW: thescrewmag.com#2026-05-25-077 #Snarfit

"Sex work survived Rome, kings, churches, and every man who swore he was only there to ask directions..." — Phil Italiano in this week's SHIT LIST! ONLY IN SCREW: thescrewmag.com#2026-05-25-082

MONSTER CRUSHES AND OTHER BAD IDEAS... It's SCREW's "Love in the Apocalypse" Issue! #SNARFIT @ thescrewmag.com

Don't Miss: MONSTER CRUSHES & OTHER BAD IDEAS in this week's SCREW! Read for free at thescrewmag.com #snarfit

The machine developed PATIENCE, RHYTHM, and a TONGUE-LIKE VIBRATOR. Humanity called it a "MALFUNCTION" Read "The Uber Bot Uprising" in this week's SCREW! thescrewmag.com

The human being never matches the profile... ...EXCEPT FOR THE GOTH GIRLS. While every basic bitch is pretending to be “low-maintenance,” the goth girl is honest about the performance. Read "GOTH GIRLS AT THE END OF THE WORLD" in this week's SCREW: thescrewmag.com

LOVE IN THE APOCALYPSE The new issue of SCREW dropped! SNARF IT @ TheSCREWmag.com

GOT ANDROID? Get the SCREW MAGAZINE app at thescrewmag.com/downloads/SCREW.apk iOS coming soon. No Android, no problem! SCREW is also free-to-read at thescrewmag.com

GOT ANDROID? Get the SCREW MAGAZINE app at thescrewmag.com/downloads/SCREW.apk iOS coming soon. No Android, no problem! SCREW is also free-to-read at thescrewmag.com

IT'S A MIRACLE! The Vatican reports a miraculous drop in child sex abuse allegations thanks to Pope Leo's new Neuralyzer program. Read all about it for free at TheSCREWmag.com and on the SCREW Magazine Android app.

SCREW VIDEO NEW RELEASE "Raw Sex Only" Featuring Clara Mia, Candee Licious, Amirah Adara, Clemence Audiard and more — 99.5% on the #PeterMeter! FREE PREVIEW: thescrewmag.com#2026-05-11-049

NAKED CITY 5/29-30: NYC's top performers present DIRTY CIRCUS every weekend at HOUSE OF YES! #nyc #brooklyn #events #circus Details in SCREW: thescrewmag.com#2026-05-11-017

NAKED CITY 5/29: THE SLIPPER ROOM SHOW The Slipper Room features comedy, magic, BURLESQUE, and more every weekend on the Lower East Side. #nyc #events #dragshows #burlesque Details in SCREW: thescrewmag.com#2026-05-11-018

THIS WEEK IN SCREW HISTORY We introduced the world to the word "HOMOPHOBIA" — first time ever in print, May 23, 1969. #lgbtq @gayrights #pride #pridemonth #gaypride #homophobia Read All About It in SCREW: thescrewmag.com#2026-05-11-028

SEX SCENE JESSIE BELLE steams up with BBC TITANS for Interracial Cuckold Gangbang 2 — a feast for all senses. #BBC #gangbang Read All About it in SCREW: thescrewmag.com#2026-05-11-034

SEX SCENE JUNIPER REN and MCKENZIE MAE are but two of the adorable delights in new drops from NOOKIES! 😍😍 #18yo #teenslut #hotgirls Read more in SCREW: thescrewmag.com#2026-05-11-035

SEX SCENE Clea Gaultier leads a stunning cast in PRIVATE GANGBANGS 5, new from PRIVATE Read about it in SCREW: thescrewmag.com#2026-05-11-036

SEX SCENE TIFFANI MADISON invites her friends over for a NAUGHTY SCHOOL GIRLS SLUMBER PARTY, now showing! #hotgirls #schoolgirls Details in SCREW: thescrewmag.com#2026-05-11-037

SEX SCENE PERVZ debuts a new 6-part series POWER CORRUPTS featuring Freya Von Doom, Lola Valentine and friends Full #PeterMeter review coming soon! Read about it in SCREW: thescrewmag.com#2026-05-11-038

SEX SCENE Eris Jolie and Athena Parisi take a dip (in each other) in POOL DAY DATE new from Grooby's TGirls.Porn Read about it in SCREW: thescrewmag.com#2026-05-11-039

Holding an event or making an appearance in the Greater NYC area? Let us know! Deadline Friday for the following week. thescrewmag.com

SEX SCENE What begins as innocent voyeurism soon transforms into uncontrollable desire. Read all about The Neighbor Stacy Lynn Can't Ignore this week in SCREW: thescrewmag.com#2026-05-11-040

Prove Me Wrong.

DIRTY DIVERSIONS "She's Legal #6" Starring Natalie Knight, Aria Banks, Clara Trinity, Amber Moore, Mila Monet, Allie Addison, Alona Bloom and Athena Heart Earns a sack-emptying 98.8% on our #PeterMeter! FREE PREVIEW IN SCREW: thescrewmag.com#2026-05-11-048

DIRTY DIVERSIONS "Anal & Bush V5" New from Crave Media, busts out a respectable 94% on our #PeterMeter! Stars Hazel Moore, Ariel McGwire, Amy Quinn and more 😍😍😍 Free Preview in this week's SCREW: thescrewmag.com#2026-05-11-049

LET'S DO THIS! Better than UFC, better than debates... SCREW presents: THE BROADS 'N BLOW SUMMIT Hunter Biden vs Donald Trump Jr. Two presidential progeny party the weekend away and America WINS!

ICYMI: On May 14, 2026, at approximately 12:47pm ET, SCREW reinvented the way we enjoy magazines... See the future at TheScrewMag.com

TODAY ONLY! Tip $5+ Get these 20 SCREW Films Free! Go to: screw.wtf/tip Say: "GREAT JOB!"

Check out parodoke.com and play the fun fill-in-the-blanks karaoke game I invented. Then PLEASE tip my boy $5 for building it and making it happen! Over 1,000 people have played it in 7 days and not one person tipped him except me: screw.wtf/tip

Douchemaxxing.

Looking for a partner for new Roku channel and other opportunities in content distribution. If you got $2.5-5K, message me ASAP for 50/50 split -- or email [email protected]

Anyone out there like karaoke? Phil Italiano created this new game he calls PARODOKE. You can play it free. It's like Mad Libs meets #Karaoke. parodoke.com

Please sign this petition and help us have this man banned from Facebook. He is a bully and he is dangerous. Just listen to his transphobic rant about coming out of the woods... There's even a documentary about him "Social Media Monster" yet for some reason FB lets him persist. c.org/9pgngchxXb

How you like THEM puppies, Kristi?

This week SCREW unleashes Joe Exotic TV on Roku, giving the former roadside zoo showman turned pop culture royalty a platform to tell his story uncut. Produced by Phil Italiano and sponsored by SCREW. READ ALL ABOUT IT: thescrewmag.com/tiger-king-r...

GAYATOLLAH! An Opera of Holy Hypocrisy, Batman! By Phil Italiano and the Free Liberty Opera Players (FLOP) We will probably be fatwa'ed for this. youtu.be/3ED-_uZqt-I