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I came. I saw. I shat myself. #JuliusGeezer

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THIS WEEK IN SCREW HISTORY SCREW #239 October 1, 1973 Cover art by Yossarian #comix #nyc #eastvillage #1970s

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ANCIENT HISTORY Al Goldstein reviews A Clockwork Orange for SCREW giving it a perfect score of 100% on the Peter-Meter

Long before Beavis & Butthead, cartoonist Rick Parker was creating covers for SCREW. SCREW #428 Dec. 29, 1975

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NATIONAL DOG MONTH: Celebrating Your Ugly-Ass Girlfriend It's National Dog Month. You’re supposed to celebrate your Labrador, not the drooling bulldog you call your girlfriend... SCREW IS FREE TO READ: screw.wtf/national-dog...

Cracker Barrel also redesigned it's peg game to make it more MAGA friendly.

O VAGINA Philippe Autelitano, 2025 My parody of O FORTUNA but rather than lamenting the cruelty of fate, O Vagina is a hymn to the absurd seriousness with which humans pursue sex, exposing lust as the true universal gamble. This is the short version (with lyrics) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRwX...