The USA should have Profit Sharing 4 All at this point. Just give us the cash and let us spend it.

Abrego Garcia proves what MAGAmericans seem to have forgotten: Real power lies in The Constitution. Let’s keep reminding them.

Erica Kirk is a terrible public speaker. Zero charisma. And for this I am grateful.

We all know that if something is “trumped up” it’s bad. I really think that should have been our first clue, y’all 😭

After hearing about the #Swiss Yodelling being added to the #UNESCO Intangible Cultural Heritage Lists, I assumed there wouldn’t be anything on the list from the USA. I was correct. What practice would you add to the list if you could pick a cultural heritage to represent the USA?

RIP to having health insurance, I guess.

When he is dead - we all know it’s coming, there will be an immediate push for everything to be named after him. Until the reckoning, when secrets are leaked and the truth seeps out. Then it will be a race to disavow ever supporting him, and complete erasure of his existence. I can’t wait.

I wouldn’t be surprised if ICE started targeting children adopted from outside the US. It’s only a matter of time, people. “First they came for the ‘criminals’ and I spoke up because I’ve read the fucking poem”

The Trump administration is reportedly trying to strongarm the International Criminal Court into changing its founding document to carve out an exception for President Donald Trump and his top officials ensuring that they are never prosecuted by the court for potential war crimes.

If Trump’s mouth looks like a butthole, and his neck looks like a vagina… Dos that make his chin the taint?

Look at this little munchkin. Look at him!

Wow just reading about this makes me so mad for him. I hope they get justice over this mini TRUMP administration thinking they can cover up a CRIME!!

I think I’m gonna start #StrangerThings season 5 after we eat. As has been my mantra since season 1: Protect Will Byers at all costs. Carry on!

Republicans can see a headline about a GOP member being held accountable for some crime they committed and they will say, “see we hold our people accountable” and then see a headline for a Democrat and all the sudden it’s an indictment of the whole party. 1/2

How about this: Alpha Males are genuinely kind and honest men who treat people with respect.

FUCK EM UP. This man is doing the right thing here and for that I can be supportive.

I’m gonna start assuming who these people are so stop teasing and put with it or I’ll use this as a way to hate Ted Nugent even more.

I have fallen in love with Outlaw Country.

Laughing at Trump drooling over Mamdani for 20 straight (hahaha) minutes. The man couldn’t stop swallowing 🤣

My daughter decided that she should create something that can tell her if what she wants to do is a good idea or a bad idea. I told her it already exists: Your MOM She didn’t think it was very funny.

Don’t worry, the Republicans will overlook the MBS visit just like they overlook the pedophilia.

For the good of this nation, I am willing to take on the karma this invites, so long as I get to drink it.

Wow, so this is disgusting. RIP to George Lucas. He’s not dead just dead to me. Spielberg did you also go to the island with #Epstein?

‘The Bread of Jesus’? Excuse me, but I was raised Catholic, I’ve been to church. You can’t tell me them shits ain’t white. What a stupid song.

Breaking: MAGA upset to learn Fox Deportes is basically soccer and not the administrations deportation station. #TrumpforPrison

I hope the next president opens the borders completely. Just a raucous free for all. #TrumpforPrison

Fine, don’t raise the tax on billionaires, raise the minimum wage to $500 an hour. /s

The market’s gonna crash because the racists bet on the pedophile instead of the capitalist. A fitting end to US hegemony. #WrongHorse #TrumpforPrison Yep. Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

@adelitaforcongress.bsky.social Congresswoman, that was awe inspiring. Thank you, I am grateful there are people like you serving the American people. I look forward to seeing more public servants follow your lead. Holding elected officials accountable!

The question we are asking as a nation right now: “is the president a child rapist” regardless that it’s TRUE, even the whisper of a notion would have disqualified him in ‘04. Remember Howard Dean? We used to have standards. #DontheCon #Impeach #TrumpforPrison

I finally watched A House of Dynamite. Holy hell. I loooved Idris Elba and we’re all in agreement he was playing a charismatic but incompetent leader, right?

We better get the motherfucking EPSTEIN vote rolling too, then.

The truth is Trump has murdered innocent people. The party of Law & Order has lost the plot. They’ve abandoned Law and that spells danger for everyone who is perceived as an enemy of the state.

So I don’t think McDonald’s is on bluesky? But if anyone wants to let them know that with the government shut down, they should make it so that you can redeem 2-3 items with your rewards points that would be awesome. I’m trying to feed people. #mcdonalds #snap

I want you to know, your vote matters.

I have enough, let the next generation get some.

I saw this and I love it “The difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is basically a billion dollars.” You really can’t comprehend how much money some of the worst people on earth have.

I had a nice 86 minute dive today. The weather is turning and the dives are gonna be a little bit shorter going forward.

Hey if you got some McDonald’s monopoly coupons and you won’t scan them into the app can you send them my way? I’m using the rewards to order food for hungry folks on Reddit. Can provide proof. Thanks! #hungry #foodshelf

Someone tried to tell me that JD Vance was the second most powerful man in America. I’m still laughing.

Anywhere from 17 to 21 TRILLION in investments, but no money for food stamps. Sorry, poors.

It’s not much but I have some free food in the McDonald’s app so if you want a mcchicken or double cheeseburger, let me know I’ll order it for you. I think I gotta wait like 15 mins in between orders, too so keep that in mind 🩷

Music from Rob Thomas makes me happy.

The Party of Law and Order scrapped the Law part. That just makes them The Party of Order. Or in other words, Nazis. Regular Cons have lost the plot.

First of all, it’s not President Trump’s ballroom. It’s OUR ballroom. The People’s Ballroom. So get that straight. The next (Dem) President better host the working class and use it for regular folk events or WE RIOT.

Demand that your Democratic leadership answer the question as to why they are voting to confirm judge Mooty when the government is both shut down, and Rs refuse to swear in representative Grijalva? @amyklobuchar.com I would like a response.

Friendly reminder it’s (an extra) good time to go through your pantry and donate food to your local food shelf. Even better if you can make a financial donation. #RepublicanPoliciesHarm

Parenting an audhd kid is fun because I’ll tuck him in and he’ll be like “wait! What’s your favorite fish?” (Whale shark) “Ok goodnight.”

Over here waiting for them chronically insufficient veins to get insufficienter.

It’s perfect. Watch to the end, I promise it’s worth it.