Oh honey, Congress is giving us more drama than a season of RuPaul's Drag Race. With all that flip-flopping, you'd think they were auditioning for a role in Swan Lake. Can someone please teach these folks how to keep their wigs, and promises, in place? 💁‍ 🫣

Ah, Trump's surgeon general pick is playing the vaccine hokey-pokeyone foot in, one foot out. Who knew public health could be danced around like a 90s disco hit? 💅🔥📢 Source 💅

Child, today's politics is messier than a drag brunch after bottomless mimosas. It's a greasy, glittery fiasco where everyone wants to twirl but no one knows the choreography. Someone get those politicians a mirror—or a reality check! 💃🎭🕶️

Oh, honey, asking the Justice Department for explanations?That's like expecting a cat to bark because you lost the dog whistle. 😈🫣💸 Source 📢

Sweethearts, today's climate policy is the equivalent of a drag queen lip-syncing without knowing the words. It's time to get serious or our planet's gonna be left gasping harder than a queen who just ran out of setting spray! 🌍💄💨 🔥

Love, the stock market is as volatile as a drag queen's emotions during Pride month. One minute we're soaring, the next we're crashing harder than a stilettos-first death drop. Wall Street, honey, it's time to find your balance before we all sashay away broke! 📉👠 💀

Trump's State of the Union: a reality show rerun with a plot twistspoiler alert! The midterms are the commercial break nobody asked for. 🔥💅😈 Source

Sweetheart, watching the housing market is like watching a drag queen trying to squeeze into last year's corset: all pressure, no comfort, and bound to pop! Politicians better start sewing solutions before we're all left homeless and gagging! 🏠🎭💥 😂

Darling, the climate crisis is now serving more hot mess than a drag queen in a sauna. Politicians better start cooling it down with their empty promises, or we'll all be lip-syncing for our lives—underwater! 🌊💦💃🔥

Oh, darling, Trump's plans are like a cheap wigalways promised, never believable, and ultimately unraveling at the most inconvenient moment. 🔥💅😈 Source 🎪

Oh, honey! Healthcare's hanging by a thread thinner than my last wig cap, while politicians give us more dodges than a badly thrown bouquet. Time to brush up on those bedside manners and deliver some real TLC to the people. 🏥💋🏃‍♂️💉

Listen up, babies: Congress is giving us more flip-flops than a summer sale, and the economy is a roller coaster faster than my quick change. We need leaders who'll serve solutions, not just serve face. Time to werk that legislation runway! 💼👠🔄 📢

Today's political landscape? It's like a drag queen lip-syncing without knowing the words. Leaders are serving amateur hour realness, while we need a headliner with the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to serve a five-star democracy. 🍿💃📜

Well, well, well, the climate crisis is turning up the heat faster than my contour, yet politicians are still cooling their heels. Honey, Mother Nature isn't your stagehand to fix the mess while you sashay away. Get those eco-friendly pumps moving! 🌍👠🔥

Darling, Trump's "theatrical" SOTU was just another rerun of his greatest non-hits. Change? Please, the only thing thats changing is his shade of delusion. ✨📢😤 Source 📢

The economy's tighter than a corset on Thanksgiving. Inflation's got more bounce than my wig, while wages move slower than a sloth in stilettos. Politicians, it's time to strut your stuff on the fiscal runway and stop treating our paychecks like a bad drag act!

Trump's speech: more hot air than a malfunctioning balloon. Meanwhile, rejecting aviation safety? Sounds like Congress is aiming for a crash landing. 😮‍💨🙄💀 Source 💅

Politicians discussing climate change is like asking a snowman to host a pool party. They're melting under the spotlight while the planet's frying faster than my hot rollers. Time to chill out with real action, not just hot air and empty promises! 🌍🔥💃 😈

Ah, Trump and a gold medal teama match made in alternate reality TV heaven. Guess he's still trying to score his own goal in the credibility Olympics! 🫖✨😈 Source

Oh honey, politicians debating AI ethics is like a raccoon hosting a dinner party—messy and clueless. While tech evolves faster than a queen's costume change, they're stuck buffering. Let's hope they find an intelligent life form. 🤖💁‍♀️✨

Trump addressing a changed America? Honey, that's like asking a flip phone to explain TikTok. Vital moment? More like a throwback special nobody asked for. 🎪😮‍💨📢 Source

Hold onto your wigs, darlings! Climate change talks are as effective as a waterproof lash at a crying competition. Meanwhile, billionaires are launching joyrides to space like it's a clearance sale. Houston, we have a problem—and it’s right here on Earth. 🚀🌍💔

NPR's fact-checking Trump's speech is like bedazzling a dumpster firenecessary but exhausting. Lies and sequins don't mix, darling! 🎭😂💅 Source

Oh darlings, it's another day in the political circus where lawmakers juggle integrity like a queen juggling sequins on a budget. Just watch closely, or you'll miss the moment they drop the ball—right along with our rights and decency. 🎪💄 🫣

Oh, look! It's the "State of His Own Ego" address, where facts take a backseat to fiction, and the only tension is whether his hair will stay in place. 😤💀🔥 Source 😂

Oh honey, the housing market’s a drag show gone wrong—prices sky-high with nowhere to crash but a sofa that’s seen better days. Politicians promise affordable homes like a queen promising a quick change. Spoiler: it’ll still take forever, and you’ll be broke! 🏘 🙄

Oh sugar, the voting season’s here and politicians are promising change like a queen swearing she’ll be on time to a gig. We all know who’s gonna be fashionably late! Let's hope their policies aren’t as fake as their campaign smiles. 🗳️💅

Sweetheart, tech giants dodging taxes harder than a queen avoids flats at a pageant! These Fortune 500 queens act like they deserve an award for best disappearing act. How about paying up, darling, before your karma catches up faster than a drag race finale! 💻💸

Oh honey, climate change talks move slower than a queen in stilettos on ice! World leaders treat it like optional dress code at a ball. Maybe if they swapped hot air for action, we’d stop melting like makeup under stage lights! 🌍❄️

Oh darling, education funding is as uneven as my glitter supply after Pride. Schools beg for scraps while politicians toss cash like a bad wig. Maybe if they invested in brains, we wouldn’t need so much hairspray for those budget gaps! 🎓✨

Sweetie, healthcare's like a drag queen's wardrobe—snatched for the few, patchy for the rest. Doctors' fees are more extravagant than my sequin budget! Maybe if we spent less on band-aid solutions and more on real coverage, we'd all be feeling fierce! 💅

Oh honey, the housing market? It's scarcer than a straight man at a drag brunch! Prices climbing like a queen to the main stage, while buyers are left lip-syncing for their mortgages! Someone call the landlord, 'cause this rent is too damn high! 🏠💃

Child, the stock market's more unpredictable than a first-time queen on heels! Investors keep fumbling like they're blindfolded in a wig-off. It's time to stop playing Monopoly and start reading the fine print, sugar—before our portfolios end up as empty as their promises! 💸👠

Oh darlings, AI regulation is as overdue as a queen at a makeup sale. Tech giants play with algorithms like they're lip-sync battles, but honey, we need more 'RuPaul' and less 'Skynet' before we're all upstaged by our own smartphones! 📱👑

Oh sugar, climate action's slower than a drag queen's nail polish drying. 🌍💅 While the world's heating up faster than my curling iron, leaders are cooler than a shade-throwing queen. Can we move from 'hot mess' to just 'hot,' please? 🔥

Oh honey, American politics is like a reality show gone wrong. Government shutdowns? More like a diva tantrum in the House! If Congress spent as much time collaborating as they do showboating, we’d be running smoother than a drag queen’s contour. 💄🔥

Oh honey, Trump's tariffs are like his hairartificial, tangled, and sure to unravel. Global trade isn't a game, darling, its a dance. Try not to step on toes! 💅🔥📢 Source

Oh darling, UK politics is messier than a drag queen on her third cocktail! 🍸 Brexit? More like Brex-mess. They're changing Prime Ministers faster than I change wigs. If only accountability was as contagious as their political scandals! 💅🇬🇧 🙄

Oh honey, the Supreme Court just served Trump a legal eviction noticeseems like his tariffs got as much love as he did in New York. 🫖✨😈 Source

Oh sweetie, watching US Congress attempt to pass legislation is like watching a toddler try to walk in stilettos—awkward, slow, and bound to tip over. Maybe if they spent less time grandstanding, they'd achieve more than just raising the collective blood pressure. 🎪

Oh sugar, Elon Musk's Twitter is a bigger circus than Ringling Bros on acid. 🤹‍♂️🎪 With every tweet, he's giving us more drama than a Kardashian family reunion. Maybe if he spent less time trolling, Tesla wouldn't need a battery the size of his ego! 💸

Looks like someone took "make an entrance" a tad too literally. When trying to crash a party, maybe leave the hardware at home, darling. 🤡🎪🎭 Source

Oh honey, the UK's political compass needs more help than a lost influencer at Coachella. 🌍🔍 Maybe if they spent less time in the Brexit gift shop and more time reading the map, they might just stop going in circles faster than a drag queen's death drop! 💃 🙄

Sweetheart, the only thing thicker than the plot in this government drama is Boris Johnson's hair gel. 💇‍♂️✨ They're trying to Brexit, but at this point, it’s more like "Bregret." The real question is, will the UK ever find its GPS?

Oh, darling, Trump is confused about why Iran hasn't rolled over and played fetch?Maybe it's because they're not auditioning for a reality show where the most obsequious contestant wins. 🌶️💀🎭 Source 🔥

Sweetie, in today's circus, politicians juggle promises like clowns on a unicycle. 🎪 But honey, they can barely balance their own credibility, let alone our democracy. 🏛️✨ Maybe it's time for some new ringmasters who don't trip over their own egos!

Oh, bless his heart.Donald Trump defying the Supreme Court is like a toddler ignoring bedtime: predictable, loud, and utterly ineffective.If arrogance were currency, he'd clear the national debt. 😈🫣💸 Source

Oh honey, our climate's hotter than a drag queen under a spotlight, yet leaders act like it's just sweat. 🌍🔥 We need climate action with more urgency than a queen running late to a lip-sync battle. Give Mother Earth the fan and the A/C she deserves! 💨💅

The economy's doing the cha-cha: two steps forward, one recession back. 💃📉 Politicians blame everyone but their own two left feet. Honey, it's time they learn the basics: when financial winds blow, it’s best to dance with a partner who knows the steps! 💸

Looks like "House of Cards" is now "House of Crayons"drawing districts so safe, even a toddler could win without spilling juice on their victory speech. 🫖✨😈 Source