give your balls a tug.

been over a week since i had to say goodbye to my best friend. i’ve lost people in my life and don’t get me wrong - those hurt like hell. but losing what is my best friend, my companion, my child essentially? a whole other level of grief. all i wanna do is talk about you, bubba bear.

just a place to put my feelings. [1/?] from the day my boxer, Boss was born, I knew my place as companion to the best boy. we grew together. I learned the true responsibility of taking care of something that needed me to while also learning how to take care of myself.

i’ve been waiting YEARS for that “hulk hogan dead” headline. how we’re pulling up to the celebration of the death of that pickled sausage, bandana brained, cheeto dick, brother dood jack BOZO. fuck him. rot in piss.

we got ben grimm sad in a trench coat in fantastic four.

man. imagine being jimmy uso right now.

as a big boy myself, i fucking hate when big guys say women/people don’t find them attractive and make it a whole pity party thing because they are big guys. no my man, it’s because you have a shit personality and shit confidence. stop taking your trauma and placing it on others. 🫡

lemme tell the entire field something. if you let the cogar brothers walk out of the mecca with those beautiful tag team titles on march 9th (tickets available now)… we’re gonna have a problem.

think we gotta stop censoring ourselves when discussing horrific shit. “unaliving”, “yahtzee’s”, etc. fuck that, man. i get people wanna keep their platforms while corpos and algorithms don’t like those words but it’s desensitizing things further. call a spade a spade and a nazi a fucking nazi.

getting reeeeeeal fucking tired of hearing about bipartisanship with nazis. david lynch just passed but said it best with how i’m viewing life now: fix your heart or die. plain and simple.

I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.

rest in piece to my favorite weirdo film uncle. i look forward to having that afterlife cigarette with ya for the one time. ❤️

nothing brings me more joy than when the enemy iron fist tries punching his way into my mister fantastic only to get bounced on. shouts to abella anderson 🫡

you don’t know how long i’ve been bugging struggs to book legion of rot.

i’ve never been a superman guy (all star superman is one of the best reads tho) but there’s something about that teaser that got me mildly emotional. and i think it’s the representation of hope that is plastered all over it. something that is needed, especially for superman.

kraven the hunter? i’m schleep. cravin’ THEE hunter schafer?

the duality of man.

year three of faith no more being at the top of my spotify wrapped. what can i say? mike patton freaky talented ass just does something to me. doesn’t say but i also listened to 168 albums i haven’t heard before. i locked in this year 😤

i need this shit IMMEDIATELY.

i like to believe somewhere, rake yohn had ‘nam flashbacks when tv off came on. this is a joke for almost nobody but it makes me laugh and that’s what matters.

Seasonal bulbasaurs 🌱 Which one is your favourite? #pokemon

Yall lil pinky be fighting for its life when holding that big ass iPhone up

i get to spend the day eating food and watching twin peaks with my partner tomorrow. cant nobody tell me shit right now.

i’ve said it for a while now but i really think a lot of people have no clue when something is actually bad or even “mid” (one of the most overused descriptors nowadays). people would rather hear someone else say they think something is “bad” than actually find out for themselves.

go support my sister’s silly goofy letterboxd (and on here if you’re not, the fuck?) or forever be cursed with swamp ass.

People being upset Silent Hill 2 wasn’t nominated for GOTY at The Game Awards: welcome to enjoying horror, regardless of medium! Awards shows always pretend horror is a lower form of entertainment undeserving of mainstream accolades. It sucks!

just one from each category off top that i love and think deserve more love. - game: shovel knight by jake kaufman - film: the guest by steve moore - tv: interview with the vampire by daniel hart

i don’t watch ufc like ever but that oliveira/chandler final round had me with my titties out, beating my chest like king kong.

haven’t played a ton of new games this year because as much as i would like to be able to live off of eating karlach’s ass, it’s just not possible… yet. but i’m about four hours into astro bot and that’s a good video game for the goop brain. up there with mouthwashing as my favorites this year.

looking for some mutuals in this strange new world. 4 films (letterboxd in comments) - oldboy - the thing - mad max fury road - clue 4 games - mgs3: snake eater - bloodborne - yakuza 4 - new vegas 4 wrestlers - bryan danielson - kenta kobashi - eddie kingston - bull nakano

as good of a first post on this new shit as any i suppose.