Every time I see a picture of Joey Janela and Megan Bayne together I gasp.

I missed a bunch of #clashinparis because I was working yesterday but holy shit this Sheamus/Rusev match is unreal. These old guys went through hell together. Excellent match.

That’s gotta set up a Seth/Becky vs Punk/AJ Lee match, right? #clashinparis

Song of the Day Westside Gunn - DAVEY BOY SMITH

All of the dumbest motherfuckers in the world comment on the local news Facebook page.

Yall need to stop getting my hopes up with the Trump dying shit lmao. They’ll harvest the organs from Lindsey Graham or whatever before they let that bloated asshole die.

Damn they just made Giulia look ruthless as hell. I love it. I really dig Kiana James as her mouthpiece. #smackdown

Aww John Cena just made amends with that kid. That was adorable lol. #smackdown

This has been like an 8 minute commercial break wtf. #wweraw

Roxy and Rhea could be a banger. #wweraw

The solo JD music is boring as fuck lmao #wweraw

This is rich considering Trump looks like he’s melting all the time.

Crazy how over Dom is all over the world. Could end up being bigger than his dad when all is said and done. #wweraw

Roman has the craziest veneers of all time lmao #wweraw

I was no Biden fan and Kamala wasn’t exactly my cup of tea either, but holy shit how much I long for someone I can just forget about for a day or 2 at a time in office.

Early start #wweraw LIVE from Birmingham! Will English mfs be partying? Time will tell.

Pot roast has been in the crockpot all day. Perfect COVID meal. I’m feeling much better by the way!

The concept of a netti pot makes me feel gross but god damn does this thing help.

I was 17 when I got my first tattoo, and being a dumb white boy from Baltimore, you already know I got a Natty Boh face with a Maryland flag around it from a really terrible tattoo shop lmao. Anyway now that I live in PA everyone mistakes it for the pringles guy.

I’m gonna buy tickets to this lmao. Baltimore mfs better show up for these geezers.

I’m so glad I don’t smoke cigs anymore but man, I do occasionally miss that first cigarette in the morning with a cup of coffee. Especially on a chilly fall morning. That’s the stuff.

COVID has me so exhausted and desperately wanting sleep and yet I can’t sleep because I’m so congested. This is hell.

I’ve had COVID before but this bout is driving me crazy. I’m so congested it’s insane.

I hardly leave the house anymore which means either the Oddities expo in Philly or the Crowbar/Eyehategod show in Millersville over the weekend was a super spreader event lol

Unfortunately just tested positive for COVID. I’ve been feeling like shit today and I’m glad I had a spare test sitting around. Be safe out there folks, lots of people sick right now.

The most over person in all of wrestling.

I think after your second DUI you should probably lose your license.

The temperature high is only supposed to be on the 70s for most of the week and I truly couldn’t be more thrilled.

Time marches on or whatever but it’s crazy to me that a lot of kids born during the height of COVID will be starting kindergarten this year.

I took 2 naps today so the likelihood of me sleeping tonight is slim to none.

I’m back yall. That was some nice time off. I’m gonna not engage in the bullshit on here and just keep having a good time. I need somewhere to get all my thoughts out lmao.

I’m really grateful for all of the cool people I’ve met on here through our mutual love for wrestling. Hopefully this is more of a see ya later than anything. But I need a break from the discourse and tribalism for a while. Feel free to follow me on IG (calkristo)

I think bringing Lesnar back right now is gross. Guy was named over 40 times in a still ongoing sex trafficking case. WWE is making it harder and harder to justify being a fan, honestly. And I’m certainly not the reactionary “let’s cancel everyone” type, but this is getting to be too much.

Song of the Day Nilüfer Yanya - shameless

One thing I’ll say for sure, the Cody/Cena match from last night was miles better than their Mania match. Just a complete night and day difference. Cena really left it all out there for what will likely be his last ever title match. #summerslam

I mean, Brock is certainly a surprise…just not exactly the one I had in mind or was hoping for. Seems lazy honestly. #summerslam

So are they gonna build up to Brock being Cena’s final opponent? Is that what’s happening here? #summerslam

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT?! #summerslam

That was good match but man, what a lame ass way to handle Cena’s face turn…with absolutely nothing. I’m not very sports entertained right now lmao. #summerslam

Huh. Well, that was interesting. I mean, really solid match. Definitely Cena’s best since he came back. But no fuckery at all. No tomfoolery. Cody showing some hesitation…but that’s it. Cody is champ again. Interested to see where Cena goes from here. #summerslam

Cody with a piledriver to Cena…maybe we are getting a Cody heel turn tonight. #summerslam

Okay AJ pulling up in the lowrider with the Eddie gear is fucking sick…damn…I still got Dom winning but I’m on the fence. #summerslam

Alright, I’m 3-1 now on the night. Part of me thinks they start taking the gold off Judgment Day to really start setting up a breakup, but I think Dom retains here. I’d like AJ to get one last title run before he retires but I don’t think it’s coming tonight. #summerslam

The Clash In Paris ad had Cena holding up the belt in it with no mention of Cody…just saying. #summerslam

Jacob is absolutely going to be in the main event scene next. They’re strapping the rocket to him like they are with Bron on Raw. #summerslam

Moonsault off the cage and that man gets up immediately after. That’s a bad motherfucker man. #summerslam

Alright. I’m 3 for 3 so far tonight folks. I think I got Jacob getting the title back here. Either that or some major fuckery is gonna go down. #summerslam

Hell yeah The Wonder Years. #summerslam

This is the hardest match to call for me. If I had to guess I say Becky retains. #summerslam

That match was unreal. The tag teams absolutely did not disappoint. So many spots I yelled out loud too. Tag team wrestling rules. I feel awful for whoever is up third. Those first 2 matches are impossible to top. #summerslam