A proud day for the Abdulai family.

Ivan Doroschuk didn't get the memo.

The Dalai Lama has won more #GRAMMYs than all of these.

A studs-up tackle is not, and should never be regarded as, less dangerous or violent than a slight hair tug. #EFC

Of course. #EFC

One of them put burglars in hospital. There's your answer. #EFC

Made up for him. #EFC

With a name like that, you'd expect him to play for Real Madrid rather than Barcelona.

Checks out.

I miss the days when 6 was afraid of 7.

I wonder how long the New York Times has been trying to think of a Connections wall to attempt to make peace with Only Connect.

Worth the vertigo. #UTT #EFC

Congratulations, Eddie Nketiah, on becoming the first player to score an injury-time winner against Liverpool since James Tarkowski.

A great night honouring Everton Women icons. #EFC

A new era. #EFC

If 3 members of the panel said it was a penalty but the other 2 said it wasn't, then it wasn't a "clear and obvious" error. #EFC

Tyler-Jay Robert Dibling joining an elite club of Everton players with a hyphenated first name. #EFC

Under the lights. #EFC

A great night to be a half-Grimbarian Evertonian! #GTFC #EFC

I wonder what other footballers there are whose last name is also a scoreline.

2 goals up in normal time and in the penalty shootout, and they still lose. Spectacular Spursiness. #SuperCup

If Everton sell calendars of Jack Grealish's calves, all their money problems will be over. #EFC

First of many. #EFC

HJK obviously took the first-leg defeat personally.

Imagine saving 4 penalties and still be on the losing side. #SWEENG

Everton have announced a permanent signing of a player from Villarreal for the first time since 2007. And it's the first time they actually signed a player permanently from Villarreal. #EFC

I hope football's greatest ever right-back will be playing. And Cafu. #EFC

Everton want to sign a Manchester City full-back in the twilight of his career. It worked before... #EFC

Bring back Lee Carsley. #ENGSEN

Carlos Alcaraz has now won as many Grand Slam tournaments as Carlos Alcaraz has goal involvements for Everton. Which is the bigger achievement is open to debate.

David Moyes must have been busy managing Everton and West Ham at the same time. #MOTD

Always and forever. #EFC

If Oliver Glasner loves #Eurovision, he must have had the best day of his life.

Beating Crystal Palace in the FA Cup isn't for everyone. #EFC

He had red hair but I don't care. #EFC

It appears that Southampton have history. #EFC

Fulham came from 3-0 down to beat Birmingham 4-3. It certainly would have been a test for his new heart.

Happy "Greatest Save In Premier League History" Day! #EFC

Charlie Adam as set piece coach. What could possibly go wrong? #EFC

In Joey mode right now.

Michael Keane walked so Harry Maguire could run.

An articulate response from a Celtic fan to the news of Stiliyan Petrov's son becoming a Reform candidate.

Leicester have now lost 15 Spurs-less Premier League games in a row.

Did a double take then. #EFC

Top of the league and a minority still racially abuse opposition players and send death threats, while a majority casts out one of their own players who won everything with them. I'd hate to know what they'd be like when they have a bad season.

How nice of the new owners of WH Smith to honour one of Everton's greatest and most respected players. #EFC

The kids call him Hoju.