PURGATORIAL UNIVERSALISM I'VE BEEN SAYING No but it would be funny as shit if this turned out to be the case, considering Adam's big number was "HELL IS FOREVER"... and it's the exact opposite 😂

Me: I wish I could work. Not for capitalism. For ME. Therapist: Capitalism is a BITCH. Me: Yep. I need money to live & I am literally unemployable. Plus I might lose Medicaid, so basically... "guess I'll die". Therapist: You don't deserve to be in that position. This is a cruel, negligent system.

make your fandom cry with an out of context screenshot: (it's not a screenshot, it's a redraw of a screenshot that I created when I had no idea how to use digital "paint", buuuuut anyway, there you go) #HelluvaBoss

Hoooooolyyyyyyy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Previously it was my kid who'd run up to me saying "NEW SANDERS SIDES NEW SANDERS SIDES" And now I'm calling my kid at 9pm, definitely disturbing a sleep cycle, to yell "NEW SANDERS SIDES OH MY GOD IT'S BEEN LITERAL YEARS BUT IT'S HAPPENING NEW SANDERS SIDES" 🥹

My therapist suggested rocking forward & back as a soothing technique (the medical trauma I've gone through lately makes my skin feel like it's actively trying to detach & crawl away). I started rocking. They started rocking. We were co-rocking. 🥹 Truly, they're a unicorn. 💖🦄💖

Me: Before I go, what do I want for Christmas? Therapist: ...🤣 In all my years doing this, that might be the wildest question I've gotten Me: My family does a Secret Santa exchange & we all make a wishlist & I forgot how to want things Therapist: sooooooo we'll unpack that last part next week

I had a big list of semi-serious, semi-unserious questions after watching the first half of #HazbinHotel season 2, but now that it's over, I have some actually-serious questions/theories Maybe I'm super late & The Discourse™ has already addressed everything I'm about to say 🤷🏻‍♀️ I'm asking anyway 🧵

This is impossible "Stayed Gone" was the first song I heard from the series proper. I still lose it at Vox blue-screening himself. But then "Don't You Forget (Reprise)" is just... it's THE Radio Silence song. Amir & Christian are in top form & it's visually gorgeous. HOW DO I CHOOSE #HazbinHotel

I almost forgot to mention Hey @vivziepop.bsky.social & @spindlehorse.bsky.social & everyone working on #HazbinHotel? Vox voguing is one of the best things I've ever seen THANK YOU for this gift (which I'm gonna go watch on repeat for a length of time I absolutely won't admit to) #Vox #Brighter

I kept asking my roommate “why is Baxter still there now that the ‘researching redemption’ contrivance is moot?” Niffty, the answer is Niffty He’s her supportive loving SmartBoi! Bioengineer roaches, play pattycake at a moment’s notice, encourage face stabbing! So sweet! #HazbinHotel #MadMaid

So much Drama🤨☕️ #hazbinhotel #lilith #radioapple #appleradio

Here's mine! I added too many categories 😅 The very top includes just 4 songs that truly are extra special to me on a personal level, & the very bottom includes 2 songs I don't remember listening to at all. The rest of the tiers actually make sense! #Hellaverse #HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #TierList

I was demonstrating in front of my roommate that I can do just about the same thing with my leg, because what's hypermobility for if not imitating this unhinged Tumblr Sexy(Deer)Man My roommate: .....you're so fuckin weird Me: ACCURATE. THANK YOU. #HazbinHotel #Alastor #StickLeggyUpRealFar

*shoves everyone out of the way* THE TINY AUTISTIC MADMAN IS MINE HE'S MINE NOW MIIIIIIIIIINE (and Niffty's, obvsly) #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinHotelS2Spoilers #HazbinHotelSpoilers

I think those last two episodes actually shot my blood pressure through the roof... which, in retrospect, maybe I should've avoided while my medical equipment is malfunctioning... But damn. That was GOOD. #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2

Because I'm about 3 seconds away from tearing my entire face off due to stress (life-altering event happening tomorrow, possible medical crisis happening right now)... My therapist told me to watch The Sad Gay Demon Shows. Didn't know Hazbin & Helluva count as therapeutic tools BUT HERE WE ARE

I spent an extremely Normal amount of time making this before I ran out of room, now it's 2am I'm very tired #HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse

Y'all I genuinely do not know: What Hazbin shipping discourse is currently going supernova right now? Because I haven't seen anything. (Could be that I'm a nobody and I'm only on the fringes of the fandom, really, but I'd still like to know, plz!)

I MADE my roomie watch this part specifically so he'd answer - Me: True or false, Alastor's knees couldn't possibly be farther apart without his femurs popping out of socket Roomie: True, very true, SIR CLOSE YOUR LEGS, YOU COULD PARK A CAR IN THAT SPACE Me: No no... let it happen #HazbinHotel

In all sincerity, this is one of the most impressive things I've heard about #HazbinHotel animation to date THIS VISUALLY STUNNING SEQUENCE IS ENTIRELY HAND DRAWN 100% FROM SCRATCH I can't even begin to wrap my brain around how GOD MODE that is We're so lucky you work on this show 🥹 thank you

Alastor is finally free, but his wound festers Exhausted, ragged, & losing control over whatever power he has left, his carefully crafted veneer crumbles The scars, the kill shot "X", the stitching, he can't hide them anymore And the stitches start to disintegrate #HazbinHotel

This is why Pentious got the kids in the divorce

Guess who LITERALLY TWO DAYS AGO returned to their leading role in The Great Gatsby on Broadway. This guy, correct. #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinHotelS2spoilers #Lucifer #HeIsBaby

Y'all. Adam is the first guy Lucifer's been able to physically FIGHT in... who even knows how long. Lu went absolute batshit beast mode on our dearly departed Dickmaster because Charlie was threatened, yes, but also because HOLY SHIT FINALLY AN OPPORTUNITY TO THROW DOWN LET'S GOOOOOOO #HazbinHotel

First of all, Vox is pathetically easy to manipulate. Aw, who saw that coming? All of us, really. 😈 Secondly, by now, Alastor is in that chair 100% voluntarily. Yes, he surrendered himself, & Vox tossed him around for a while, but THOSE """restraints"""?? Easy as licorice to snap. #HazbinHotel

In that moment I almost wished I could actually communicate with the cartoon instead of uselessly screaming at it from my couch LUCIFER THAT IS NOT HER THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT AAAAAAH MY GOD THE SENIOR CITIZEN IS ABOUT TO HAND OVER HIS CREDIT CARD INFORMATION STOPPPPP- oooh nice lashes #HazbinHotel

Okay That's it I'm switching back to "I don't care anymore, and even better, I don't care that I don't care" mode My pathetic psyche is far too weak for this Can someone please tell me where I can find the off switch for special interests 💔

DAMNIT WORDLE NOW I HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER GO-TO STARTING WORD

Questions I have regarding #HazbinHotel after watching 1½ seasons: • Are there realms besides the three we know about (Heaven, Mortal, Hell) because it sure sounds like it • What's the criteria for ending up in Hell (I know they're called "sinners" but idk what constitutes "sin" in Viv's universe)

I'm so confused right now The USDA announced it will fully fund SNAP for November, in accordance with the court order to do so And Trump simultaneously pitched a fit at SCOTUS in an attempt to *stop* SNAP from being funded?? WILL I BE ABLE TO EAT THIS MONTH OR NOT I would reeeeeally love to know

My therapist finished Helluva Boss. They've already watched two episodes of Hazbin Hotel. Apparently they wanna mainline HH as quickly as possible because they know new episodes are dropping right tf now. 🥹 I'm so proud! (also I swear they're the left-est leftist I've ever met, holy SHIT)

"Asking for ASSISTANCE??" "You'd be nothing without those two" "Always relying on others for your power" What kinda projection-ass bullshit... 😂 Sir you spent the first chunk of your screentime pitching a fit about how the powers granted to you through a deal aren't good enough. #HazbinHotel

After Alastor (calmly! happily!) let Niffty climb him like a jungle gym & adorn his hair with a dead roach "crown", I had to know if he truly cares about her, because all signs, up till then, pointed to "he only genuinely cares about himself". This looks an awful lot like an answer 🥹 #HazbinHotel

Alastor coulda been strung up by his own entrails & used as a piñata, but Vox decided to: literally parade him around, fib about his tail, take him on a dorky date, offer him a nice drink, crown him the bottomest bitch, & pant directly into his mouth LOATHING! UADULTERATED LOATHING #HazbinHotel

Well! That certainly was a LOT of information in less than an hour! What Angel said to Charlie... I think that was more than fair. What HUSK said to ANGEL... video or it didn't happen. 😏 Alastor, I looooove your new pathetic brat look, keep it up! Charlie......... seek therapy. #HazbinHotel

I just wanna know what Pentious sounded like when he was a Victorian twink Is that too much to ask No Will I ever get to hear it Also no 🥲 #HazbinHotel

Therapist watched Look My Way, Full Moon, & Apology Tour Cannot express how extremely NOT normal I am about this They loved the music video, thought ALL of Full Moon should've focused on Blitz & Stolas, & appreciated how Verosika got Blitz to finally confront his shit behavior #HelluvaBoss

Me: *knitting* Me: *eating Triscuits w/ sharp cheddar* Me: *checking notifications* My brain for some fucking reason: THAT DUMB PRINCESS SHOWED US THE WAAAAAY Me: is this necessa- Brain: TO MAKE THOSE HALOED CABRONAS PAAAAAY Me: can't we change th- Brain: ONCE WE GET UP THEEEEERE #HazbinHotel

Me: *bug-eyed & wildly gesticulating* Me: NOOOOOOO ME: *shrieking at my roommate to report the INCREDIBLY INCORRECT LYRICS Spotify has for several of the new #HazbinHotel songs* Me: THESE FINAL LINES ARE ALL WRONG Kid: *peacefully eating peanut butter toast* Why are you the Gordon Ramsay of music

Hot(?) take: "When We Get Up There" is at the top with "Gravity" vying for 🏆Best S2 Song So Far🏆 (It isn't topping anyone else's list 😓) I just love fun villain songs 🤷🏻‍♀️ (and I know it's been discussed to death, but I'll say it too: Disney isn't doing fun villain songs anymore) #HazbinHotel

Our beloved Victorian Snake desperately trying to fall from Heaven & land back in Hell because it's the only place that's ever felt like home, like family, like love... Please tell me that's emblematic of at least one big throughline in the series. #HazbinHotel

I am certainly no seasoned strategist but I am a little skeptical of the political wisdom behind building a giant golden ballroom and sharing a dozen photos of a renovated marble bathroom at the very moment that millions of people are losing access to healthcare and food.

Sweet lord, turns out "Happy Campers" was one of my therapist's FAVORITE episodes of Helluva Boss 😂 Because, and I quote, "it has gender fuckery, and family dynamics that set up future potential for exploring trauma." Therapist already made it to Mammon's Midseason episode! LOOK MY WAY is next!!!

Why does he get all the Fleabag moments?? Stop looking at me!! 😂 #Hazbin #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSpoilers #HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinHotelS2Spoilers

Why does speaking to Lilith require authorization? Was she kidnapped? Is she a prisoner? If not, & she's been "relaxing" in heavenly seclusion for 7-8 years, why're the angels allowing it, & like Val asked, how'd she even get up there? #Hazbin #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinHotelSpoilers

But they ARE together though ...Right? (only correct answer is YES) #Hazbin #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinHotelSpoilers

I didn't have the pacing complaints others had re: season 1, but with S2E1 & S2E2, certain parts dragged out FAR too long, & other parts happened WAY too fast. Also - What's with the frame rate - Why so many faceless background characters - Val hitting Angel is a JOKE?! I'm conflicted. #Hazbin

In honor of @vivziepop.bsky.social's b-day + the #HazbinHotelSeason2 release in about 13-ish hours, I'm binging the first season AGAIN This is one of those rare weeks wherein I have just ONE doctor's appt, & it's telehealth, so I have the time & energy to pay attention 🎉 LET THE SINGING BEGIN 🎵🎙️🎶

If Lucifer doesn't really GET the whole "gender" thing & doesn't get fussed about it... ... ...then I can also perpetually be at a loss re: whatever the fuck "gender" is & be at peace with not knowing RIGHT?? (currently imagining Lucifer handing me a custom ducky & saying "that's right kiddo" 🥹)

This sweet little peanut kills people for a living. 🥹