[Blinks, tilting his head to the side]

[Blink] What....?

[Nods]

He can come to me. I'm not chasing him down.

I mean....I could TAKE Discovery if I wanted to. Tilly would fold like a lawn chair for me. The fuck?

Fucking what?!

Did he seem injured?

That doesn't sound like him at all. You think those bastard Talosians got to him?

He knows better than that. Fucker keeps weapons everywhere.

[Laughs] What does Alex want?

Which one? The horny bastard, or the asshole?

[Squirms, almost moaning] Do it...!

It's fun! Releases stress [grins] [Squeezing legs together] Ooooh, would you do it anyway?

What do you mean I can't fart on my sister's head!? That's like a week of therapy.

[Sighs] Considering it hasn't been that long.....

That's what they're hoping for.

[Snickers] He just put her in one of those straight jackets yall had the klingon in!

[Nods] Oh, and one other thing... Vance is about to have a fit. Admiral....whatever the fuck her name is...is unleashing her inner Karen in his brig.

It's different. My fires are...self-expression. They can't be contained to one place.

They're....in the brig. I'm not familiar with Starbase 5.

Only a single place?! Random fires are more fun than controlled ones...

@kat-cornwell-rp.bsky.social Alex said I should report to you if any stupid shit or any kind of fuckery happened on shift.... So...both Mudd and Leland showed up. Leland had....[snarls] Tyler with him. All 3 are in the brig with new injuries. And the crew requires therapy because of Mudd.

It's not gonna burn down...

The fire thing.

I meant your question.

Oil! In what way?

[Grins, puffing on the cigar] I have a thing. Don't stifle me, now.

[Lighting a cigar in one of the fires while it's in his mouth] Ha!

[He's back! And lighting shit on fire, as usual!]

Hey, the expired shuttle license was Mudd. I just got wrapped in along the way, and may or may not have killed a guy.

[Winks, smiling] //How did i never get a notification for this? Gahhhh

I always admit to being an asshole, though.

I meant baiting my anger.

Are you baiting me? [Smiles]

Well, he is a pointy eared bastard [snicker]

If I get to piss him off.

I dont think it's the same.

Ehhh yeah.

We're pretty much the same. Wouldn't want to try it out with Alex [laughs]

Not-me couldn't knock me out.

I know how to do it myself. Gotta be someone else doing it.

...you're failing to understand me, here.

No, no. I'd have to be completely unconscious if you want me to see a doctor.

You'll have to knock me out before I go.

[Snarls, backing up a little] I....will go batshit feral.

[Sneaks up behind the chair, bleeding from a nasty gash to the arm, another over his eye] Is now a bad time for me to be bleeding out? Or should I come back?

Don't care about the burn. I just wanna get shit faced.

A Romulan whatever the fuck it is? [Smiles] Romulans do make strong shit.

[Shrugs, not feeling pain]

[Gives multiple little headbutts] He's...ahhh...he's goin' down!