"Accord to accepted theory ..." accepted by who? Insert political joke here. #FrightClub #TheVampireBat

Aunt Gussie reminds me of Fred Sanford. #FrightClub #TheVampireBat

Is this the same Aunt Martha that decided she didn't want another boy and named her adopted son Angela? #FrightClub #TheVampireBat

Well at least they hired Renfield - same actor playing Herman. #FrightClub #TheVampireBat

Supposedly this movie used some of the Universal sets, even though it's not a Universal movie. So far it's a bit talky, which is typical of these old horror movies. #FrightClub #TheVampireBat

Not sure if I've seen this one. Looks like it would have been popular for Saturday horror movie shows in the 70s. #FrightClub #TheVampireBat

I also like it when monsters have rules and you can kill it using those rules. I like killing that guy by using a method to contaminate his blood and then stabbing him in the third eye with a bone - I like that. #FrightClub #BLoodCreek

I could see it as a game. The german demons scattered across a map. You have to deal with the undead possessed while you go to each location to kill one. When the movie got towards the end I was on board. Not bad. Pretty ok. #FrightClub #BLoodCreek

So this kinda like Kill Bill, where there's a list of who to kill. #FrightClub #BLoodCreek

Just once I'd like to see one of these unkillable demon persons get destroyed at the end of the movie with no hint of a possible sequel whatsoever, no possibility of a sequel - but that's never going to happen. #FrightClub #BLoodCreek

Undead horse! Cool! #FrightClub #BLoodCreek

The horses do get to run free. That's a plus. #FrightClub #BLoodCreek

Ok - it's time #FrightClub #BloodCreek

The ending has some kind of religious significance - her on the cross and all of that. #FrightClub #Scarecrows

I have about 10 minutes left - the joys of Tubi. #FrightClub #Scarecrows

Ok - we need to do a shot everytime she asks a person (with their mouth sewn shut), "Is that you?" #FrightClub #Scarecrows

Wow is this chick stupid! #FrightClub #Scarecrows

Is this the burlap competition on Project Runway? #FrightClub #Scarecrows

So is the joint roller girl our final girl? #FrightClub #Scarecrows

I object to no boobs when they went swimming or in the cornfield blowjob scene. #FrightClub #Scarecrows

I'm confused about why these folks went to a swimming hole in a cornfield. Even Nebraska and Kansas have rivers and lakes. #FrightClub #Scarecrows

That crow didn't look scared! #FrightClub #Scarecrows

I haven't made my mind up about the Deathstalker remake. It was ok. The original is really rapey & an embarassment. The new one isn't cringy, but it lacks boobs. I want a version that keeps the silly Frank Frazetta sexiness & isn't rapey. Maybe throw in some wang doodle to even the score. #MutantFam

How did the janitor from Pieces end up in this movie? #FrightClub #TheOldDarkHouse

Morgana is a selky! #FrightClub #TheOldDarkHouse

It's just water Tom - you're imagining everything! #FrightClub #TheOldDarkHouse

Poor Tom got cockblocked! #FrightClub #TheOldDarkHouse

If Penderil was black this movie would have ended quickly. Potiphar shoots him dead, no questions asked. He tells the police, makes arrangements to have the body removed and mess cleaned up, and has a spot of tea. #FrightClub #TheOldDarkHouse

Here for the oldness and darkness. The didn't let William Castle gimmick this movie, but we'll see what's up. #FrightClub #TheOldDarkHouse

Well that was something #FrightClub. See you next time.

Diana (Grace Glowicki) is giving off Laura Durn vibes. #FrightClub #HoneyBunch

AMC Gremlin - the car everyone bought, until they stopped buying them #FrightClub #HoneyBunch

I'm thinking that would have made a better Night Gallery story, 20 minutes. Night everyone! #BurntOfferings #FrightClub

I don't know. This all seems pretty normal to me, but my parents were driven insane by 5 insufferable house apes. #BurntOfferings #FrightClub

I walked to the theater and saw this movie. It had already played the big theaters and came to our small town theater. #BurntOfferings #FrightClub

Joing late -- That station wagon is a Ford LTD model. which was as upscale as Ford got before going to a Mercury or a Lincoln. Also, notice the big ass pads on the front and rear bumpers. Those cars could get hit by someone and laugh. But gas mileage was very bad. #BurntOfferings #FrightClub

I'm selling stuff to pay my rent. Here is a signed, Mexican, Re-Animator poster. Jeffery Combs noted that his name isn't on the poster. We both wondered why not. Barbara Crampton told be it was because Bruce Abbot was supposed to be the star. www.ebay.com/itm/12780889...

Night everyone #FrightClub

Deathstalker looks like Iggy Pop wearing a wig, #FrightClub #DeathStalker #BrownAcid

Credits listed nn old Detroit bar band, The Rockets. I haven't thought of that band in a long time. #FrightClub #ThouShaltNotKill...Except

The Marine with the moustache looks a lot like Larry Csonka. (former Miami Dolphin RB) #FrightClub #ThouShaltNotKill...Except

Stereotyping bald women as homicidal maniacs! For shame! #FrightClub #ThouShaltNotKill...Except

Time to do a shot for every kill! #FrightClub #ThouShaltNotKill...Except

Thank goodness they didn't bring any ammo for those rifles. Someone might get hurt. #FrightClub #ThouShaltNotKill...Except

I guy can't even walk home with Bugles in his grocery bacg, and those were delicious. But I did like the Manson Fam-like blood message on the wall.

@shudder.com has the Phantasm movies again. Hooray for that. But they haven't posted the episodes of A Very Joe Bob Christmas, where JBB and Reggie Banister try to explain Phantasm. What's interesting is that Amazon has those episodes available to AMC+ subscribers. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

My movie is over. I'm glad I watched it, but it's my least favorite Hammer vampire movie. With Hammer, the vampire rules apply. In this one, not only did those not apply but human beings didn't have common sense. Thanks for hanging in with me #FrightClub.

I'm starting to lose patience, but I'm hanging with this. #ScarsOfDracula #FrightClub #mutantfam #BrownAcid

so these vampires don't shapeshift into bats, but they use the bats as spies? #ScarsOfDracula #FrightClub #mutantfam #BrownAcid

So she's the only woman in the village and they never told her there's a vampire in the castle who likes to attack women? ANd nome of the guys have tried to marry and impregnate her? #ScarsOfDracula #FrightClub #mutantfam #BrownAcid