I'm at the combination

Have not been here for a hot minute. Successfully defended my PhD a few weeks ago and I have been allowing myself to decompress (decompose) for a while. I'm very tired and the job market sucks, but I'm feeling beyond grateful for the friends who supported me through it all. We heckin did it 🎓🎉🧪

We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.

Finally remembered what labubus reminded me of.

Yo, Anyone here brew their own beer, or work at a brewery? Or is anyone an avid aquarist? My coworker is working on a startup chemistry company and is looking to talk to some people about a new and incredibly simple way to test water quality, using nothing but a few drops of water and a camera.

his misery tastes like fine European chocolate

Today, our staff across the state supported #NoKingsDay protests in Tallahassee, Ft. Myers, West Palm Beach, Pensacola, Miami, Ft. Lauderdale, St. Pete, and Orlando. The Founders said no to monarchy, and we intend to keep it that way! #NoKingsProtest

The moon is quite beautiful.

If the Pope's a real one he'll pop a Chicago dog right there in the Vatican.

Applied for my passport and finished my third-to-last semester today. The job hunt is about to extend by.... A few miles....

Meow reveal: Scooter edition (Video description: a small black kitten with paralyzed hind legs sits sideways and purrs loudly, looking up at the camera to “Eh” several times).

A quick reminder that if you're at a loss for gift ideas for mother's day (even for yourself) my partner in crime has a number of lovely ceramic pieces available here. All hand crafted individually with a variety of techniques. charliecummingsgallery.com/represented-...

Aerosmith and Cheap Trick. The bass for Cheap Trick was turned up so loud I almost barfed, had to sit through the entire opener.

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

Beware Nazis attacking universities to stifle eduction in the name of antisemitism.

🚨 A reminder that HANDSOME comes with LIFETIME veterinary care, food, and litter paid. 🚨 This FeLV+ gentle giant has waited 16 months for a home. He talks, cuddles, flops around, and in general is the PERFECT cat. PLEASE share help us find Handsome a forever home!

Might legitimately have to leave the country if I want a chemistry job that isn't in gas & oil, plastics production, or "national security" (bomb development and monitoring nuclear programs in other countries).

not pity or dismissal. To every autistic person who heard those words and felt erased: you matter. You are not a burden. You are a vital part of our communities, our movements, and our future. We see you. We stand with you. And we will not let this kind of rhetoric go unchallenged.

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Went back on campus for all of ten minutes today to grab a stack of grading. It was too much. I wish Florida State's administration would recognize that one day off after a school shooting is not enough.

Florida State is resuming classes on Monday. I obviously cannot speak for everyone, but I've only been capable of laying on my floor and staring at the ceiling. I can't even process when I'm hungry, so forget about being able to process any class material in person or on zoom. Feels very unfair.

Send promises not prayers.

At home with my cats. Very shaken up but incredibly grateful I am able to say that.

Still in lockdown after an active shooter incident on Florida State's campus. I'm okay.

The actions of a fascist, a dictator, a wannabe king. Not an American. Not a Patriot. Not a President. Get that fucker out of office.

So many misconceptions about FIV+cats. I thought this article ( a few years old but factual) does a good job explaining what FIV is and what it isn't. www.nola.com/entertainmen...

Congrats to the first all-female crew to reach the stars on board Blue Origin. 🚀🥂

Trump: "They're paying those protestors!" The protestors:

Equality scares those whose lives depend on the existence of privilege. Read that again.

My brother is live on twitch for his bday if you wanna throw it on in the background and make his day! (He's playing Pacific Drive) www.twitch.tv/rakceyen

This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.

He’s tanking the economy, destroying our standing in the world, depriving women and LGBTQ communities of their fundamental rights, attacking the environment, disappearing legal immigrants, gutting Veteran’s benefits and Social Security. And he’s making you pay for his golf trips while he’s at it.

The entire permanent staff of the Division of Environmental Health Science and Practice was laid off. This division addresses issues such as asthma and air pollution, climate change and health, childhood lead poisoning, and cancer clusters.

Stand with us, or fall against us. Flippers up.

Donold golfed while America burned.

my husband just sent me this

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Claims that vaccines cause autism is not a thing Worthy of Discussion. Treating measles with liver damaging quantities of vitamin A is not a thing Worthy of Discussion. Canceling fucking cancer cures because they use MRNA treatments is not a thing Worthy of Discussion. Stop treating them as such.

The President of the US and richest man on earth, unilaterally STOPPED children’s cancer research and clinical trials because they view them as “wasteful”. If this doesn’t get your feet in the streets, I don’t know what will. #standupforscience #scienceforall

is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg

treat the signalgate story like fox news would - what other secrets are they hiding - are there payoff backchannels - release the long form text transcripts - this requires a criminal investigation - what other backchannels are they leaking classified intel on? members of congress? fox news? russia

Tucson, Arizona today. Original projected attendance was 3,000 people. 23,000 showed up.