Mocking voice: "𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪- 𝘚𝘵. 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯?" "Yeah no shit, there's an Anti of everyone. I jus didn't think he was actually the better of the two..." ᵃˡˢᵒ ⁱ'ᵐ ᶠᵃˢᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵒ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʷᵒʳʳʸ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ⁱᵗ

"Anti-Geoffrey is the good guy...?"

"I mean if it's deep for you, it's probably just comin' up to my ankles, but go nuts."

"Yeah but I've met you, or a version of you. A taller....more conceited, extremely lazy version of you with a high sense of self-importance." But a version of you no less. Anyways she let me use my tech deck there back in the day."

"What's wrong, Miles? Isn't that your name, Miles? Why wouldn't Miles wanna be called Miles, huh Miles?"

"What's with that face? You guys don't have tech decks on your world or sumn?"

"Hey, man. That's hurtful. Be better, Miles."

"Uhhh helloooo. I think I'd remember where the place where I did my first tech deck ollie."

"Bro please tell me that's not bunnyface- GET THE FUCK O-"

whoa is that fuckin' bunnyface dude

Scourge was very briefly taken by surprise by her sudden change. His eyes widened and his brows raised before furrowing once again to their usual default. Who. The. Fuck. Did she think she was? Did Amy seriously think she’d try to back him into a corner like this?

Scourge narrowed his gaze at his counterpart's backhanded comment, a scowl shortly forming on his face right after. His glare was then directed toward the shop counter as to avoid making any further eye contact with his blue self. Just the sight of Sonic being content was been enough to

"Yeah of course a good for nothin' freeloader like you would agree to that. I thought you were supposed to be the hero, doing good things for the sake of it. All I'm sayin' is helping out only cuz it benefits you is somethin /I/ would do but sure you do you. "

"Gaia, what are you twelve?" He walked in front of his counterpart. "I'm actually bein' nice to you for a change quills for brains." He was? "It'd be nice if you extended an olive branch back in return, especially since I'm degrading myself to ask you for something."

Scourge simply shrugged. "Hey if you're curious about the fur, I'll allow the hug. I mean it's not like we're gonna suddenly start sloppy makin' out or anythin' when you do it." An arrogant grin then formed across his muzzle. "Tho' truth be told I toooootally wouldn't blame YOU if you wanted to-

@true-blue-blur.bsky.social "Hey dumbass! I need to ask ya somethin'."

A self-satisfied grin formed on his face, seeing the pink hedgehog becoming as red as raspberry. There really wasn't anything else going on today so getting to mess with someone was a nice way to kill some time. ...And get over the loss of his sweet treat.

Still miffed at the loss of his treat Scourge now felt had a gaia-given obligation to make Amy suffer in return. "Well you know, Amy... You can consider it my special power. I just HAD to get you back for the way you've been runnin'

He perplexingly rubs his cheek. "I'm...gettin' hassled 'cuz your tea was green?" Scourge folded his arms. "Usually, when I get called a perv, it's because I did something way cooler to deserve it. I'm a bit disappointed this time around, I thought I slapped ya on the rear or sumn."

"Oh? I mean not that I'm surprised. /I/ am great after all. Not that I'm complainin' about the sudden attention but uhh what brought that on?"

In the midst of all of her grabbing the dessert he had with him was thrown down; one he'd only eat in absolute solitude. >He couldn't have people know he was into fruity treats. "Dude! That was my special ordered strawberry parfait! I had to wait so long fo-" >Clears throat.

"It was a slip of the tongue! There won't be anymore slipping anything anywhere past that!"

"Awh what's the matter Fi? Usually you're a lot more verbose than that. Dare I say this form has left you speechless? It's okay, you can be honest. I won't hold it over ya. Even tho I can quite literally hold a lot of stuff over ya now because of how /TALL/ and how /STRONG/ I am."

"Nimble? Is that what we're callin' those things now. Alright, SURE Aly. Well regardless it's not like I want you gettin' used to it. The last thing I need is you thinkin' is just because I'm like this, I'll give you puppies--UPPIES. I MEAN UPPIES."

"Y-Yeah sure kid. I guess I'm still technically a hedgehog at the end of the day." He folded his arms. "Still don't really know what's your whole deal tho-."

He narrowed his gaze at her before giving a shrug. "Ah, I'm guessin' multiverse shit, usually explains all of this kinda junk. I'm guessin' you ain't never met me or anyone like me back were you're from, huh?" He chuckled. "Let's just say my Pinky and many others don't really like me too much."

"Weird stuff like this happens on Mobius all the time, so it really wouldn't surprise me if that's the case. But be honest tho-" The green werehog would then flex his arms. "You're totally diggin' the look ain't 'cha?" At least his personality didn't seem to change.

"Not so big and bad when yer bein' hoisted like this huh!?" ... "Alright ride's ova." Ending her fun he placed her down as quickly as he picked her up.

Supposedly all this Dark Gaia shit is supposed to awaken your worst self, but honestly I haven't seen any change at all. I guess I'm just built different, and by that I mean BETTER. ... Wait a minute.

"Buzz off, kid. I ain't a cat! I'm a--" He paused. "Come to think of it I don't even know if I can even be called a hedgehog now. Well regardless, this extra fluff doesn't mean I'm here to cuddle."

"Please, does it look like I rea- ... Y'know don't answer that. The point is I got better places to be than hangin' around some nerd hut. Thanks for the offer, pinky, but I'll just figure things out without any help. Actually, wait a minute—why ARE you helping me?"

He raised an eyebrow. "Bein' seen as big and scary definitely ain't a bad thing in my book. Buuut from the sounds things, it seems like a /certain/ somebody seems to be likin' the new look. If that's the case, maybe I'll hold off on seein' Blue even further."

"Beats me. Weird shit is alreadys happenin' on this stupid mudball! Here I was jus chillin' and then all of a sudden I'm like this. Maybe Sonic knows-- --eugh...but that would mean havin' to ask Sonic for advice.... I think I'd rather just chance bein' like this."

"Hahaha! Not so fun when the shoe's on the other foot now, huh, Acorn Tree! Havin' super strength also means I can swing you around too like this and that, and some of this!"

Quickly shrinks back to his normal height. "It. Feels Awesome! I can't wait to look down on people figuratively and literally!" ... "Gonna miss bein' able to run fast tho. There's no way I'm breakin' the sound barrier like this. Oh Gaia...bein' tall ain't worth that! I hope this ain't permanent!"

Taller than you! The beans are now a beanstalk, baby! No more lookin' down at me or pickin' me up! Now I get to do it to you! >He just hoists her up like she used to do with him. How do YOU like it now!

Check it! >He just awkwardly starts rising upward until just looking like a disproportionate on stilts. I'M ON TOPPA THA WORLD, MA

I can get even taller-

Eh-- What THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE!? I don't know how but SOMEHOW this is Sonic's fault. I do like bein' taller tho. Holy shit I can stretch. ... ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ ˢᵗʳᵉᵗᶜʰ

They're getting tired of green hedgehogs fellas. SO LET'S GO PURPLE

Love you too, Stripes. Muah~

I'm tired. I got an early meeting. My back hurts. I'm on my period. I have a headache, goodnight.

Different package, same beans. You'll be fine.

He can tag in for me on this one.

... You're not usin' them to stare at anywhere in particular now now are ya?

It's why I like wearin' shades, no one can see where I'm lookin! /Very visibly able to see where he's looking.

@cosmic-eternity.bsky.social Sorry for staring at ya chest, I can't make eye contact. I'm acoustic.