“NOW WITH VITAMIN R” #TheSimpsons

I guess Switch 2 wins for scariest version of Resident Evil Requiem then.

Boy, doing a #nuzlocke of Pokemon Blue is not for the faint of heart. It’s like storming the beaches of Normandy trying to level up before Viridian Forest. I’m running to the pokemon center after every other wild encounter. Already lost my Pidgey, Orville.

Happy 30th Anniversary Pokemon!!! Starting my Switch2 savings fund to be ready for Pokemon Winds & Waves in 2027!!! #Pokemon

It’s a good thing I hurt my shoulder BEFORE I have to- *checks to-do list* -shovel the blizzard’s worth of snow collecting in my driveway….

It’s probably because I grew up near the Philadelphia area (and I have a senior dog), but I thoroughly enjoyed the 800th episode of #TheSimpsons A+ Philly references

I was listening to #CriticalRole on my drive into work and just realized who Occtis sounds like…

“THE DOW IS OVER 50,000!”

Waiting to see if a new game will be announced for #Pokemon30 and if I need to start a college fund to save up for a Switch2.

#GroundhogDay Me when Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow and declares 6 more weeks of winter:

Mom: “Oh man! Where is it? I really shouldn’t move around the house until I’ve had at least one cup of coffee.” Me: “What are you looking for?” Mom: “My cup of coffee.”

final piece from 2025 ✨ If death is not to be, then consider this, my son…while you are alive, what recourse do you have but to live? @realgdt.bsky.social #frankenstein

I think we can all agree that #Pokémon Champions will be amazing if it has an in game announcer like in Pokémon Stadium

If you start Death Cab for Cutie's "The New Year" at exactly 11:59:11 PM tonight, Ben Gibbard will tell you that this is the new year and he doesn’t feel any different.

4yo softly singing herself to sleep on #Christmas Eve: “Run run Rudolph Santa’s got to make it to town…”

muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)

*4yo playing with her Barbie dolls* “She doesn’t love him anymore because he never says sorry…”

QTP with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars or Transformers 🤖

Me every time @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social mentions anything about the hounds of King Gus in campaign 4 of #criticalrole

I love to go out on Black Friday and watch the customers that just bought a brand new big screen tv get to the parking lot and realize their car is too small to fit it.

Thought my kid asked me “why aren’t you a sinner?” but she was actually saying “Singer”

Terrifying sounds to hear as a parent: Your child in the next room saying “Let’s do this” quietly to themselves followed by a crashing sound

First thought as soon as I saw the teaser trailer for #ToyStory5

It looks like they made a Jurassic Park design hat in #PokemonLegendsZA with a Tyrantrum silhouette and now my only goal for my entire playthrough is to obtain it.

I’m getting a little nervous about getting ranked high enough to get Greninja’s mega stone by November 5th. Tried two rank z matches and scored no points. I’m hoping it’s just because I’m only two hours into the main game. #PokemonLegendsZA

My daughter has been walking around with this toy can saying "My Soda!" and making sipping sounds for 4 days in a row now…

I can’t think of a worse parking lot to host a trunk or treat than a Chick-Fil-A parking lot

No one was going to tell me they made a new Matlock show starring Kathy Bates?!

About to see Good Boy at the movies. If the dog dies in the end I will burn this theater to the ground.

I personally am waiting for the “Demo Day Chip” action figure

I can’t believe they’re making me work on National Cheeseburger Day…

Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this. You're welcome

#TAHK0WASRIGHT @tahk0.bsky.social

“Lord Of The Shower Curtain Rings” ✈️ 🚂 🚙 A new original framed painting and signed prints are up on jameshance.com right now. Like countless people, I miss John Candy as if I knew him. Everybody’s Uncle. He’s always a joy to paint, and I’m really proud of this ☺️✨🎨 (Turn your sound up!)

Sometimes I think to myself all of my problems could be solved if I could just play as a little frog man in a #dnd campaign

The Minneapolis shooter fired dozens of rounds through a window at Annunciation Catholic School today. Metal detectors wouldn’t have stopped him. “School safety” theater will never stop a man with an assault rifle and a country flooded with guns.

Best advice I’ve gotten in a long time: “A hot August night is not a time for cheese soup.”

3 yo: I had a good dream and a bad dream last night. My good dream had a cow and a unicorn. They were best friend. My bad dream was the night before Christmas and Santa…. Didn’t have his reindeer!

Weekend is off to a good start as I pulled my back out while packing up my work bag after clocking out.

Seasonal items come out earlier and earlier each year in stores. Hope you got your back to school supplies already otherwise your backpack is going to have to be a trick or treat bag this year.

Just a free player looking for others also trying to help finish collecting some cards they were never able to pull. TheGreatGastly Friend ID: 9915256316089837 Can’t tell if it’s just my friend list but no one has a wishlist to help offer trades they may want #PokemonTCGPocket #PokemonTCGP #ptcgp

*reading an Encanto story to my 3yo “Who is Casita?” “Casita is the name of their house.” “My house is named ”your daughter”” “Oh I’ll have to let mom know our house’s name.”

Any restaurant that has hush puppies on their menu is a national treasure and should always be supported.

I had a dream I met a very stereotypical hipster who became friends with me and the entire dream was following a very sitcom “and ____ makes a new friend” trope formula.

Literally my reaction when i pulled this. #Pokemon #pokemontcgp #ptcgp #pokemontcgpocket #tcg

I had a dream that if I wanted to go back to school to further my education I had to start back at Kindergarten and work my way up.

if you consider that kobolds in eastern media are just dog people, then Bluey is my favorite kobold anime.

Now this is one cleaver little prairie dog.. Wait for it…. 😂🤣