ate too many plain tortilla chips and now my mouth is all dry

hal🪽 should i sleep or play warframe and stare at amir for five hours hmmmm

hal🪽 remind me to be on anya tomorrow

[ scratching his ass . speaking completely unprompted . ] yeah idk i'd do me

isn't polyamory a cigarette brand

hey i think i know that guy

[ ellipses over his head . is he stupid on purpose . ] oooooooohhhhh ..... i thought two guys made a boy and two girls made a girl

hal🪽 what if i write d sides gf . hm . hmrm . mmmm .

i feel like i'm being watched

[ loudass high pitched " EEP " followed by a plethora of equally as loudass smooches . ]

yeah but like .... what gender would the baby be

[ poof sound effect . suddenly wearing nothing but his boxers . sleepy . ]

what would happen if a guy and a girl had a baby

hal🪽 gulp . getting nervy

oh noooooo ..... that would suck so much noooo ........

[ looking at sky . considering saying " fivesome . " looking back at the stupid meme on his phone he'd been staring at for the past twenty minutes . ]

world's craziest most awesome foursome ?

hal🪽 sorry im busy playing warframe while omen sucks me off under my desk #truth #real

hal🪽 can't find anything i wanna post for today without getting hella embarrassed LOL

my peantis

I FUCKING LOVE BOOBS RAAAAHHH

hal🪽 omen grabbed me by my big fat huge balls and dragged me back over too

🧱🆙

HOOOOOOOLY

hal🪽 i keep forgetting to make a header

yuuuuuup Yuuuuuuuuuup

hal🪽 unevening my pin isn't gonna make me wanna follow you back man

sorry i'm still kind of coming down from a high right now .

..... ohhhhhh . OHHHH . right , haha . that's me .

hal🪽 what if i also write herself again . what if .

hal🪽 LISTEN listen i will write lewd here . i just don't want bigdickfemboy55831 on my shit

hal🪽 this isn't a lewd focused account sniffle sniff .... please leave me alone ..........

yo wassaaaauuupp ahahah

// ok oops . my b i was planning to do threads and then i didnt so i forgot to Not keep the reply settings LOL

it's like looking into a sexy mirror !!!!

WHERE

my own clone !! now neither of us will b - well . i guess That's already taken care of . but .

you guys wontbelieve what day it is

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