Hit the pen too hard, now I can't make cornbread, rough night

Drake Drake Maye Maye put money on the Seahawks #SuperBowl

Kenneth Walker III looks like the world's on YN grandpa #SuperBowl

Sam Darnold is regressing to that QB that was on the Jets #Superbowl

So many awful AI commercials this year #superbowl

Can one of you absolute fucking losers watching the turning point USA halftime faux say if Kid Rock does his pedophile song? #SuperBowlLX

Dunkin donuts proving no matter how big the budget and how many celebrities you can get, you still need at least 1 good writer to not make whatever piece of shit that was #superbowl

If I found out my scout was using AI to pick prospects, I'd fire them so fast. Also fitting that one of the worst franchises in NFL history licensed their logo for that commercial

"ITS AMAZING HOW DEEP INSIDE THE HOLE HE CAN GET" what's going on in the Superbowl?

Stefan Diggs almost got in a fight on the Seahawks sidelines, good things the players stepped in, those cheerleaders could have been in trouble #superbowl

They should do ab episode of dirty jobs where they dispose of all the couches in the Vice Presidential residence after JD Vance moves out

If the requirement to have an acceptable reaction to someone's death is to separate that man from his philosophies I'll never do it. Lay Charlie Kirk to rest, I'll wish him no peace.

"Suffer in ignorance and find you lesson in death" is one of the hardest lines in anime history

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Everybody knows if you're going to shove a tanuki up your ass you have to do it balls first, or they'll use them to fly away. A totally normal thing to say after months of absence.

Can somebody tell me the practical difference between selling plasma and sex wotk, since we're all about to be broke again. One saves lives and the other involves plasma.

My favorite part of today's vod is when @raynarvaezjr.sucks shit himself live on stream

Elon Musk is so bad at his job he has to complain about it on Twitter like a Rainbow cashier that can't do math

I don't care what Boosie said, money too tight right now. $1000 is not lip prices, for a grand you need to post straight canal, you hear me? $1000 I need to see the back of your cervix, that's like 2 cartons of eggs.

Dude got his ass whooped by one of my friends and went and told the principal we jumped him. I just watched, should have thought, since I got punished for it.

Why would I care what XQC has to say about Kendrick, that man has bigger fish to fry. If you put on a XQC video, it'll make your whole house stank. All your glade plug ins will start firing at once.

Kenny Picket 3 rushes for -3 yards and 1 super bowl ring

That's game but what a wild 2 minutes

Hard not to be happy for the Eagles. This is the biggest fuck you to the New York Giants possible.

What them young folks say? Belt in ASS!

Travis can't propose now, all he can do is break up with Swift and retire.

A Rupert Murdoch shout out? They gone shout out Hitler next? How about Satan?

Nigga shut the hell up, take this bullshit back to Twitter, whack ass

The military can't afford any less dorky looking snorkels. If y'all gonna commit genocides on my dime, you could at least look cool doing it.

It lived up to the hype

No Wayne, thank God, we don't need to see that Andrew Tate hairline

Hey Drake the number you're looking for is 988

SZA got almost as much ass as she got talent and that's cheating

SZA got me barking at the TV

What store sells Ontario, that shit sounds fancy

If I'm Andy Reid the entire Chiefs squad is grounded, you cannot watch the halftime show

Wide open D. Hop? Wide open?

The toddy commercial was a little awkward, good message though

So y'all thinking Hurts for MVP or are we gonna give it to Saquan for his 35 carries in the second half?

This games been over might as well call it at halftime

First Taylor Swift sighting, trending way under the 95.i bet on, might lose the house

So much AI in these commercials and they're awful

Jesus I was at least hoping it'd be close

First call of the game and the anti chiefs folks about to bitch for a year

I got a sweet deal on a Saquan anytime between, if he breaks one for 102 yards I'll get 4.3 Billion if he doesn't my dog has to go work in a Musk emerald mine

Jalen Hurts and Jonathan Majors are like Fred Hampton and Dr King, I will not explain.

Y'all interested in seeing Taylor Swift dance along to Not Like Us I want to know how many times she said nigga while singing along.

In church if you're gonna do 5 verses of a hymn it better be a fucking banger, quit singing the entirety of these random bum ass hymns