The first niggas to get shot by a gun was prolly confused as shit. Like he probably had so many questions lol

Imagine if Game of Thrones had their version of First Take. “Jamie Lannister is…what, the 5th best swordsman in Westerosi history?

But friend…

Question: Who are the pple reading these Quan Millz books???

Its my birthday. Say something nice.

On my second bottle of mimosas and I’ll beat every ass in here.

Just had a young negro co-worker ask me if I “knew that Bubba Sparks was white?” *millennial deep sigh*

“New opp pack in the air, this gas or what? He'd still be alive right now, if you niggas ain't gas him up”

Is anyone doing a fantasy football league I can join?

5 mimosas in and I’m feeling very sexy.

“I will bote, por Donnul Tronk”

Just sitting here thinking about all the crazy women I dealt with and they all had two things in common. They played the Sims and had coloring books.

BET Awards is tonight in downtown LA while the city is burning

I just want Wayne to put the auto tune down.

P always brings the SKILLS… Now he’s bringing them BACK to the Finals 🔥 GAME 1: 8:30pm/et on ABC

Mi hoy Minoy ME MINOY MEOJJNWI

I heard it was terrible

Straight up? it’s not easy or diverse enough for right now . It sounds really good! There was just nothing that grabbed me and it didn’t LOOK that new or fun

Why do yall think nobody went to see the Thunderbolts?

Keyshia Cole got them thangs thanging lately. 🫡

As a “straight man”, why are you asking women how does dick feel?

Currently frying fish and I forgot to close the door to my bed room.

Just walked in on somebody smoking crack at my job. How is everyone’s day going?

Oh no friend

Not gon lie imma run it back with sinners, I need to be there again.

🎶Til mine is the only face you’ll see Gonna stand out ’til ya notice me🎶

😂😂😂😂

Sipping wine and listening to Paramore. What y’all up to?

Being put into the Amazon position by Meg the stallion must go crazy.

Fit check

🎶 I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it Some things don't work and that's the way love goes🎶

3 Henny margaritas in and I’ll beat everyone ass in here.

No woman should be wearing Jordan 6 rings. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.

Kountry Wayne might be hardest working man on social media because how he is dropping like 10 skits a day.

They still have no idea what to do with Underground Atlanta smh

Quinta Brunson back on the market?

Is it bad that I assume all YT women are whores?

I’m a little tipsy at lunch and I got some hot takes I need to get off.

I expect Auburn to pull away but I’m rooting for chaos lol

Auburn in a dogfight with Alabama State….interesting

A volunteer firefighter has been charged with obstruction, accused of taking photos of teenage twin brothers found dead with gunshot wounds on a Georgia mountain earlier this month.

Describing titties as “warships” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

How could you not like cheesecake?

Hey I don’t know who needs to hear this but, everything doesn’t need to go in a eggroll.

Y'all better have a good day today or else.

I don’t care how bad life get, you won’t catch me smoking no damn cigarette.