"Konami Introduces First Alternate Format Created Entirely by Grok" Some of these numbers can only be explained by an AI hallucination, after all. Read the full cardticle at: handtrap.com/konami-intro...

"New Time Rules Will Ensure Rounds End by Having Players Shot in the Head" Brings a new meaning to 'if you Droll me, I'm dead', doesn't it? Read the full cardticle at: handtrap.com/new-time-rul...

"President of France E. Macron Approves Budget Cuts, Duel Against Japanese Child" For those who missed it - yes, the image is real. With very minor adjustments. Minor, like the opponent Macron will be facing. Read the full cardticle at: handtrap.com/president-of...

"Reports of K9 Police Brutality Surge Among Handtrap Communities" Police boats, creeps with hammers and even werewolves! All because of some harmless handtraps?! Read the full cardticle at: handtrap.com/k9-police-br...

"New Time Rules Will Ensure Rounds End by Having Players Shot in the Head" Brings a new meaning to 'if you Droll me, I'm dead', doesn't it? Read the full cardticle at: handtrap.com/new-time-rul...

"Annoying Guy Complaining About Meta Kinda Right This Time" Sure, he thought Blue-Eyes would end the game, but maybe this time he's not so wrong?? Read the full cardticle at: handtrap.com/annoying-guy...

Dear readers of The Handtrap, We'd like to apologize for the lack of articles these past days, as our staff have all come down with a mysterious illness. Unrelated, does anyone have a decent support card spread for Ura Haruna? 4 Speed, 1 Stamina and 1 Wits doesn't quite cut it.

"As Pride Month Ends Rainbow Kuriboh Reverts Back to Clear Kuriboh" The only CLEAR thing about this is that Kuriboh never cared for the queer community! Read the full cardticle at: handtrap.com/rainbow-kuri...

Master Duel Deck Profile: 8 Best Engines in the Game ...just don't ask how much UR dust you'll need. Read the full cardticle at: handtrap.com/master-duel-...

Konami Blames Attempt to Kill Old Formats on “Rogue Employee” They've completely reverted their decision and will hold all side events in the old Time Wizard format, right? Right?? Read the full cardticle at: handtrap.com/konami-blame...

"TCG Company Ends One Last Bit of Joy it Forgot to Kill" Seriously, what is their problem?! Full cardticle at: handtrap.com/tcg-company-...

"Konami Delays Battles of Legend Set After Accidentally Adding Good Cards" They scrubbed all the European openings of the set from YouTube so that the American influencers wouldn't get jealous. Read the full cardticle at: handtrap.com/konami-delay...

"No-Banlist Tournament Ends in 11 Hour Tearlament Mirror Draw" What do you mean it ended in a DRAW?! Read the full cardticle at: handtrap.com/no-banlist-t...

'Your Friend Derek Now #1 Card Marketplace after eBay/TCGPlayer Boycott' Don't forget to boycott TCGPlayer and eBay, while remaining thankful to Derek for keeping his binder stocked! Read the full cardticle at: handtrap.com/your-friend-...

"Master Duel Banlist Changed From Forbidden to Limited" It's awesome that players can finally have a Master Duel Banlist, but many would like another 30 UR dust from a Solemn... Full cardticle at: handtrap.com/master-duel-...

'Retro Pack 2 Relaunch Doubles the Odds; Secret Rares now in 1/500 Packs' If you open 500 packs you too can get an Edison staple worth three bucks! Full cardticle at: handtrap.com/retro-pack-2...

'Pope Leo XIV Declares Martha No Longer Locks Into Exosisters' Right in time for new Exosister support as well! Full cardticle at: handtrap.com/pope-leo-xiv...

"Reach YCS Day 2 to Receive Gagaga Magician With a ‘You Tried’ Sticker" If all that is just for getting to day 2, can you imagine what prizes winners get?! Full cardticle at: handtrap.com/reach-ycs-da...

'Employee Responsible for Cheap Mitsurugi 2nd Wave Fired' According to Konami, you can't just have a meta deck and not pay an arm and a leg for it! Full cardticle at: handtrap.com/employee-res...

'Heartbreaking: Guy Unaware His Worst 5 Cards are on Top of Deck' It can't be that bad, right? Full cardticle at: handtrap.com/heartbreakin...

'Small Nation Powered Entirely By Dzeeff Roulette Series' You thought the re-spinnies were there just for entertainment? They're there to generate more electricity! Full cardticle at: handtrap.com/small-nation...

'Next YGO Chronicles Animation Set to Be as Long as a Whole 48 Frames' This time you'll be able to watch the entire episode while waiting for the chain to resolve! Full cardticle at: handtrap.com/next-ygo-ani...

'Deck Profile: 4-0 Ghostricks W/ 9×19 mm Glock Engine' Wait until you hear the side-deck plan! Full cardticle at: handtrap.com/deck-profile...

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