new motd

im sorry to be rude

newtypes autismo espacial

tas-t-ssssssssssssss

posting juice

thinkin' 'bout: ✅NUCLEAR😥WAR💀 ✅GETTING😎HIGH🎉

Remember to drink the water

What if I ate total crap garbage bullshit

YES IT DOES---

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well wdyk that's exactly how i would describe myself

how to get into scamming confused, defenseless old people? ive decided im just awful

.@polymarket, let me bet on "disaster"!

tough name to have if you're a consultant. no that's the other guy you're thinking of, i've never been to new york

mark chapman horny on main

whom amongst us was not infuriated by the lyrics for imagine, to be fair

Cute, totally.

"Whenever you go to a grocery store or hobby store do you ever see those giant helium tanks for balloons and think about just chugging the entire thing?" Literally all the time @/////@ crazy when you walk past one and you hear pwwwshhhh like god I wish that were me printedonsmile.straw.page

rememmver when the cotton ball looking guy said "my anus is bleeding"!

stupid

yeah i'm doing like a matt taibbi cover band thing. i go on radio shows and talk about bank foreclosures and racist policing, just his old stuff, his newer stuff kind of sucks,

covering journalists old material

saw a car all flipped over onto its roof this morning hows your day going

having a hard time giving a fuck about anything, today, or really any other day! thank you for your attention to this matter!

when i was in elementary school i used to type penis 100x in a row and then force my family to listen while Microsoft Sam said "penis" 100 times

got fat, got angry,

found an e-mail from my old roommate kicking me out. not too good...!

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what if walter white started graffitiing instead of make crack rocks? makes ya think!

writing to the suckless guys to let them know discord plays nicely with dwm and getting a mailbomb in return

saem

cracked out

cinco... de mayo... is tuesday...

uh what do you mean "security audit" i set /etc/motd to "behave yourself" shouldn't that be enough

yeah yeah america 250 big deal how are you celebrating jerkcity 10k this year

appear to have been Banned for Life from the last twitter clone i was on ah well

feeling good feeling apocalyptic