*slams laptop shut til monday

got milk?

I’m not saying that an oomfie sending me $500 would make my day better but it definitely wouldn’t make it worse ya know? 💰🐷

do you like my glasses?

what day is it?

it’s been a full day

bored af and need a distraction

welp looks like it’ll be a chill day at home today. someone bring movies, snacks, and cuddles pls

yea bro I’ll top you.. I mean spot you 😏

really not looking forward to this winter storm in Texas. who’s coming to cuddle if the power goes out? 👀🥺

thirsty thursday?

do I have any oomfies in Atlanta? 👀

nighty night

how do you like your eggs?

Gym ✅ Iconic undies ✅ Just missing you 🤭

ready for the long weekend

is Netflix and chill still a thing?

nighty night

it’s almost like nobody sends nudes anymore 😪

fuzzy wuzzy

back to the “office”

need a sweet treat?

welp someone woke up on the h*rny side of the bed this morning 👿

you ever just..

Merry Christmas 🎄

see you soon Vegas! ✈️

got you a stocking stuffer

big stretch

work attire

anyone else out there feeling ✨existential✨?

how your email finds me..

I will ALWAYS like and react to my besties thirst traps cause that’s what being a good friend is about 👏🏼

thirsty thursday indeed

when life gives you lemons..

to the ass who stole my whole wallet at round up I hope you have a terrible life

wakey wakey

side pic for the oomfies

love hoodie szn

clean body…dirty mind

jocktober innit?

work from pool today

working hard or hardly working?

tgif

it’s hump day innit?

giddy up

giddy up

the h word is way too real today 👿 just need my **** to be ******* right now. ya know?

breakfast?

last Friday night going out in MSP 🕺🏻 who am I gonna see out?? 👀