a soft grin as fingers trailed in locks of fur, gentle scratches. lovingly looking down at his husband. “ good morning, my darling. ”

he misses him ~ always.

/ sharing this here too so everyone knows the chokehold this show had on me this year

wraps his arms around him

yawns, stretches. back cracks in three places.

fine

what?

and you want mcdonalds?

yes?

it is important.

why

he groaned into the microphone; of course the others had been found. he had to try new methods now. “ I’m just doing my duties to make sure hell is protected. ” a blatant lie.

thought what?

is that an offer?

I’ve been to mcdonalds

they’re comfortable.

of course.

I’m sure I could find someone if you REALLY wanted to see it.

I’m not lying ??

"It's not an act!! It's 𝑾𝒉𝒐 I need to be. And this... This is my 𝑬𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒆 ! "

I have??

interesting?

oh, I’m sure you’d love it if I were the pregnant one.

how is that relevant

“ fat chance ; like id step foot in that ratty ass place, ” he sneered, zooming in on the camera. even if it was static, he was fearless.

… yes

I can always set up the mood lighting.

my onesie is fucking hot

such a long day. and yet, he’s still holed up in his office …

/ i forgot i had an account here heyo

wait no

how the fuck can you enjoy that garbage

… I didn’t say that.

absolutely not. awful.

enough !

the camera turns towards him, a sound of the lens zooming in. “ he’ll never find them all … ” he mumbles, praying the mic isn’t on as he flips between angles.

sleepily wraps his arms around her.

don’t give me that look!

it’s an abomination

doesn’t mean I enjoy it

it’s going to look ridiculous

… cuddle him … ?

I’m not obsessed!

/ offline for the night. came home & found my gecko passed away. will be back tomorrow, maybe. xx

suffer without the mcrib

it’s not working

then a stupid leash for your phone

you’re teasing me

because it just has to be.

I wish it did 😩