I be fuckin on her like this (this is a joke, I do not have sex)

tired of yaoi and yuri on my TL. I need posts with text like "crushed my balls in a vise :(" and an image of an orange with less pixels than the 1st super mario bros

I just farted #awesome #lies

bluesky is like a younger cousin you used to fuck with in 1936 and he ended up falling into the river and washing away. miss you john

do you think has anyone ever you guys ever thought about would you did it ever occur to you thinking about cehese

Justin Trudeau

Tiny Fart Videos Minimal Smell

Retweet if you think they should bring back Brian and kill Meg

come to moes tavern buy beer from moes tavern

Will you tell your children about Hurricane Tortilla?

Do you guys fuck with the concept of north?

5/5. GG

Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.

Paul

I'm going to lie about how my day went today to make my life sound more exciting. Fell into a well and died today. (once again, this is a lie, I didn't do anything exciting today)

Hey guys. :)

1/3

hey guys, just wanted to make a post for a quick update. yesterday I ate food. today I ate food. tomorrow? who's to say. that's all I have for you. thanks for listening!

I don't remember the post I was gonna make I just remember I was gonna attach an image like this can any of you tell me what it was?

Moe's Tavern

New Idea: Something that covers your foot when you walk outside so your feet don't hurt when you walk on rocks. I think this would shake up the outdoor meta.

Bart simpson knows nothing and yet says such profound statements. Truly the voice of the silent generation!

Making a post today :D

hey guys

Name something that goes together better than these two... I'll wait...

getting a little too parasocial with my friends...