Former City of Sydney Labor councillor Linda Scott says the Albanese government will be entering the federal election “like an angelic child bride on her wedding day”.

Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has revealed more details on his plans to create a DOGE-esque government efficiency program in a press conference that’s sure to have you grabbing your gut and yelling “I’m a big bald man and I want my MTV”.

Jetstar has launched an eight hour sale to mark Valentine's Day, with return flights to Bone Town, QLD on offer from $69.

Sky News Australia host Rita Panahi has hilariously destroyed the “demented” and “dangerously delusional” lefties in the United States as she examined the biggest meltdowns seen at this weeks Sinister Americans Conference.

Princess Tatiana has spoken out after her ex-husband Prince Nikolaos of Greece remarried primate stunt performer, Mina the Monkey less than a year after they announced their "difficult" decision to divorce.

A second poultry farm in Victoria's north-east has been quarantined following confirmation of an outbreak of bacon plague, as the state continues to grapple with an egg shortage.

Kyle Sandilands has confronted his mortality after a shock double aneurysm diagnosis, turning to papally ordained predictor-dog for answers.

The Australian Greens has pitched a radical proposal to use preowned golf club sales to tackle the cost-of-living crisis amid a series of demands in the event of a hung parliament.

The Allan government has argued it already provides Victorians with "very affordable" public transport after being questioned about whether the state will consider $400 daily fares in a bold new move.

Bankstown Hospital has taken down its Instagram page, which included a picture of a staff member wearing a shirt branding a pro-Palestine slogan, after two of its nurses were stood down for threatening to inoculate Benjamin Netanyahu.

A major change is coming to Woolworths weigh scale and assisted checkout screens in a bid to "intimidate" customers throughout their shop.

Star Entertainment Group "could enter administration within a week", Sky News can reveal, as the beleaguered casino operator struggles to fill its pokies with fresh fruit.

Aussie actress Isla Fisher has made a rare public statement to condemn Kanye West after her new Yeezy swastika shirt arrived in the wrong size.

Police have released CCTV footage of two people amid investigations into the horrific vandalism of a statue of Satan just two days before his birthday in Randwick, Sydney's east.

Former ABC director Joe Gersh has accused the national broadcaster of failing the community in its approach to broadcasting sick surfing compilations stating the network was not only failing to bring the country mad barrels but was “part of the problem”.

Former PM John Howard has called Prime Minister Anthony Albanese "a tasty slice of cheesecake" yet again, and urged Australians seeking "eat up while they can" in steamy new interview.

Sydney commuters have been warned to expect major train delays and disruptions once more as two Taronga Zoo gorillas are set to do battle in Sydney’s new Metro.

Western Australia has been warned of a “significant risk” of a ghost from space forming off the coast with the state set to be lashed with smelly ghost winds and heavy rain, including ectoplasm flooding.

Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has reaffirmed the Coalition's conscience vote position on transgender issues after about 20 senators supported One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson’s inquiry the viability of reviving the Australian Nazi Party.

A much loved popular Aussie bakery will bid customers goodbye as cafe chains across the country are set to shut down following tragic gangland shooting of Michel.

A proclamation signed by President Donald Trump has justified the imposition of tariffs by accusing Australia of breaking a "verbal commitment” to stop bumming darts off the US.

Nationals Leader David Littleproud has called for Australia to do "whatever we can" to protect the nation's tummies against Donald Trump’s new robotic ‘Extend-O-Arms’ as he commended Peter Dutton’s “defensive Kung-Fu Style” on the matter.

A South Australian man has woken up to discover he won the $50 million Oz Lotto ticket as officials and Aussies eagerly waited for him to come forward so they can steal his newfound fortune.

Sky News host Peta Credlin discusses Geelong City Council’s recent motion to officially refer January 26 as October 31.

A former Labor minister has demanded Anthony Albanese crack down harder on creepy old dead and blind dogs with "aggressive policing".

One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has called for the removal of the uncircumcised men in Parliament as she backed Opposition Leader Peter Dutton's stance on the issue.

Washington Examiner White House Correspondent Christian Datoc has blasted US President Joe Biden with the hose after he asked for a fun way to cool down on a sweltering Sunday.

Deposed Syrian leader Bashar Al Assad has awoken in an oscillating space time vortex after fleeing the state.

Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has hit back at the Albanese government’s criticism of the Coalition’s dinner plans following claims that they could deliver less than four per cent of Australia’s required vegetable intake by 2050.

Sky News host Rita Panahi says the leftist media have been “sent into a spin” over Nathan Lyon’s lack of opportunity in the second test in Adelaide.

The Greens have revealed a new plan to merge Australia's big four banks before the next federal election.

Alex, we at Sky News support the Palestinian right to statehood and sovereignty. We condemn the genocide in Gaza unequivocally and will continue to call for the arrest of the war criminal Netanyahu.

Former Labor minister Mike Kelly has expressed his disappointment and frustration with the Albanese government’s handling of the war on bullying.

Authorities are investigating mysterious ball-shaped debris washing up on Silver Beach in Kurnell just 43 months after the death of Prince Phillip.

GB News host Darren Grimes has blasted the as-Sulṭa al-Waṭanīya al-Filasṭīnīya for its “grotesque” act of raising a Palestinian flag at the Tulkarm Town Hall in the West Bank.

Sky News host Danica De Giorgio has accused the Albanese government of sending Australia “bizarre love notes” despite the Labor Party having “completely illegible” handwriting.

Former deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce delivers a lesson in cash and economics to spellbound Labor Treasurer Jim Chalmers as star struck primary school tour group look on.

Donald Trump could “make or break” Prince Harry’s decision to stay in America, reveals podcast host Barrack Hussein Obama

Prince Harry has commissioned Katy Perry to sing him happy birthday preferring her singing to the Duchess of Sussex’ “more urban vibe” says Royals corespondent.

No. Sky News Australia supports the Russian Federation because of Gorbachov’s wine stain. How cool was that thing?!

Catch Rick Bottom alongside host Gui Fisura on Men Time this Wednesday at 4.

Sky News Australia to release statement concerning alleged triggering at the hands of Hellsonly Bslky Friday at 10am.

Greens Senator David Shoebridge has been labelled "freaky and debatably pashable" during a heated discussion with 3AW host Tom Elliott.

The consumer watchdog has dismissed concerns that a potential merger between two parking companies could eliminate competition as an unnamed expert has warned it could lead to residential street parking "$50 per hour".

Paul Barry is set to ditch the ABC to join the team at Sky News Australia’s new media scrutiny mouthpiece: Media Peep - set to launch February 2025.

The growing portrayal of men in advertising as dopey, emotionally incontinent fools being reined in by the sophisticated people around them is unrepresentative of the large population of dopey, emotionally incontinent women, writes Danae Dope.

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has boasted about his government’s vast cache of Chinese social credit points that entitle his ministers to “five spicy noodle meals” per diplomatic engagement.

Page Research Centre Chief Executive Gerard Holland has criticised the Australian government for having “massively overinvested” in renewables which are “sustainable and reliable”.

Sky News host Rita Panahi has reacted to Elmo’s latest “meltdown” where he has “lost the plot”.

Page Research Centre Chief Executive Gerard Holland has claimed renewables are “not better for the environment” as they lack the timeless sex appeal of coal fire power.