When you serve the god of gateways and transitions and those more initiated than you are trying to crowdsource whether they "count" as one binary category or another.

Guys. I think we need to try a little harder in occulting these symbols. This isn't really even trying. I don't like relying on the Technocracy not knowing our most fundamental iconography.

Joke's on you. Through meticulous ritual preparation, combined with a lifetime of eating nothing but cheap, highly processed food, our House have rendered ourselves as wretched tasting as possible.

NOTICE: The Chantry's goodwill visit to the Hollow One's open house seance and poetry slam has been cancelled due to a lack of sign-ups.

lol IT-X get rekt. When the disbelief comes crashing in all at once.

Getting multiple interested parties so I'm just going to let the sympathetic magick decide. I'll hand it off to a Hollower geek I know and he'll take it to resell at the next con. Just keep checking the booths and retro retailers with the must putrid resonance you can and it'll find you.

Alright. I can admit when I've made a mistake. TBH, the "you die in the game, you die in real life" thing is hackneyed to begin with. I just wanted to prove I could. But this just isn't worth the paradox. I'm pulling the plug. Anyone here who would want what is now a VERY haunted Game Boy Color?

Still working to discern if today's outage is a sign that our ongoing efforts to mindfreak the sleepers may have rendered this platform temporarily vulnerable to paradox, or if it's just Iteration-X trying to make coincidental AI happen again. Give it up guys, it's never going to happen.

Okay. I'm actually trying very hard NOT to laugh right now, and given the circumstances I hope you appreciate it's not without effort. But you're sharing a story where comrades of yours were killed, and even if they're no comrades of mine, that's nothing to snicker at. But you're missing my point.

Still addicted to the Galaxy Note series. The firmware is a clunky AF but there's just sooo much etching space for Enochian script. You can even consecrate the stylus as a wand! I know, Orphan behavior. But it IS a rod of copper, so it's sympathetic to Venusian energy! Good for healing Magick.

Touching grass is for Verbena. Thanks for the nod though. Really glad the Merlins are letting us take this little channel public. We promise to use it to spread the light of true knowledge in His name (Thrice Great is He) and not JUST post takes on which Star Wars sequels equate to which Sefirot.

Don't know who needs to hear this: But not covering or storing the skulls in your sanctum when they aren't in use is lowkey Jhor-coded.

Alright. Not to negotiate against ourselves but... We WILL change the account name to Verditius of the Merlins say we have to. It's just... the cogs. You SEE the irony of asking the only House that gets electronics to make clockwork our emblem right? This is exactly what people make fun of us for.

So... @order-of-hermes.bsky.social If we make the gears our picture, does that earn us the follow back? Please? You KNOW we know how to play ball. We don't want to mess up a good thing. Please. We can't go back to Ex Misk. The XAOS guys hang out there. I don't want to have to talk to them again.

Does anyone else think the Children of Ether have been doing that "cogs on the tophat" look again more often? When did that come back? Look I know none of us MISS House Janissary exactly but this is what people always said would happen if they weren't around.

I don't know why we need to explain this again to everyone who visits the chantry, but we'll say again. The chantry doesn't have "A" wifi password. You have to discover your own password, in communion with your Avatar, and when the router thinks you're ready, you'll be connected.

Public service announcement: We're closing the thread on "What's the most excessively on-wing behaviour the VA get up to" for being both damaging to the public reputation of the house and just a REAL failure of self-reflection. Look in the mirror guys.

WOULD it be possible to effectively cover up an owl tattoo with an image of a gear? Asking for a friend.

To the Bani Solificati magus who requested we refurbish her laptop: It has now reached the putrefaction stage of its ascent to its perfect state and you may collect it. Find it in the soggy bag of fertilizer we left on your doorstep.

Friendly reminder that allowing your Windows copy to update automatically is ceding ground to the Order of Reason. We still have a tech support phone number for a reason, Merlins. Call it.