Hope ya’ll got lots of cool toys under the tree. Or other Christmas miracles ☺️

“And then Onyx told me, he said there’s this guy, the chosen one…” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes The Thirteen Alchemist Prime

“The Experimental Dreamer.” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes The Thirteen Quintus Prime

“Did you see me out there? I was magnificent. You might even say stupendous!” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes Combaticon Blast Off

“He might be a fake Optimus, but he’s as strong as the real one!” 📸 Transformers SDCC Exclusive Armada Nemesis Prime with the Star Saber!

“It was too easy.” 📸 Transformers Studio Series TFOne Airachnid

Please enjoy. Or not.

“There is NOTHIN’ that crawls, walks, flies or swims that I’m afraid of!” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes Beast Wars Universe Quickstrike

“Autobots, foul Autobots, here we come. Let our long war resume—and let it end here.” 📸 Transformers Studio Series The Last Knight Barricade

Here are some zesty jokes to get you through a sour Monday from Bumblebee.

“I reject your reality and enforce my own!” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes Combaticon Vortex

Your MC for the night!

“Thank you for giving me my voice.” 📸 Swipe Left ⬅️⬅️ for the full gallery of Transcraft Bumblebee from the Bumblebee Movie

“Lord of the Beasts.” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes Onyx Prime!

“I seek four angles in the geometry of dissolution. They must be isolatated, destabilized, and made mutable. Ready for the unbinding!” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes Megatronus The Fallen

I still love SS86.

“Then let this day be a new dawn for all Cybertronians and their descendants.” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes Alpha Trion

“On the ground, per favore, and stay there!” 📸 Unique Toys Red Dasher aka Transformers Masterpiece Dark of the Moon Dino

“You’d never catch me letting a Predacon inside my circuitry.” 📸 Takara MPG 15 Transformers Cybertron Rattle aka Beast Wars Rattrap

“Recognize one of your knights!” 📸 Transformers Studio Series Age of Extinction Optimus Prime

The paint on this one is just out of this world. Anyways. Workshopping a new gallery and trying out some poses. Not risking popping this one’s head from his ball joint.

“Arise, Optimus Prime!” 📸 Takara Brave Commander Transformers One Optimus Prime

📸 Studio Series TFOne Elita-1

Next project.

“All that counts is the strength of one bot over another!” 📸 Transformers Studio Series TFOne Starscream

“Sparkdamn it all!” 📸 Transformers Studio Series TFOne Movie Optimus Prime and Elita-1

“It’s over, Prime.” ‼️ Follow @tftoy_pics and share / repost this gallery for more galleries and reviews of Transformers figures and collectibles ‼️ 📸 Swipe Left ⬅️⬅️ for the full gallery of Takara Transformers Masterpiece (MP 36) Destron Leader Megatron

“They shall learn the way of conflict. The way of war. The way of Megatron!” 📸 Transformers Studio Series 86 Megatron

“They shall learn the way of conflict. The way of war. The way of Megatron!” 📸 Transformers Studio Series 86 Megatron

Final verdict: he’s just fine. Transformation not that bad. He’s a lot pinker in person.

I have a dream.

“Make deals, not war.” 📸 Magic Square Mutineer aka Combaticon Swindle

He’s TUFF okay 😤

Worth the wait.

Huh. I thought he’d be bigger.

“I beg your pardon?! My strategies are brilliant.” 📸 Magic Square Night Tracer aka Combaticon Onslaught

Rumble, Laserbeak, Ravage, prepare for battle. Operation, warfare. Eject.” 📸 Magic Square Voice Ripple aka Soundwave with Ravage and Lazerbeak

Cuties.

“Come with me. I’m going to save your boy.” 📸 Magic Square Light of Peace aka Masterpiece Scale Optimus Prime

I’m not kidding when I say there are only hopes and prayers keeping Optimus on this flight stand.

“Me Grimlock greatest warrior!” 📸 IF EX-30 Daishogun Boohmaru aka Transformers Grimlock as a Samurai

“Conquest is made of the ashes of one’s enemies.” 📸 DS 01 Crimson Wings aka Transformers G1 Starscream

I keep promising my future self I won’t stay up into the late night hours taking pictures of cool toys. But then …

“One shall soar. One shall fall.” Where are my fellow Monster Hunter fans at? 📸 Takara Tomy Transformers Monster Hunter Ratholos Prime

Years later, and I finally cracked him out of the box.

“A warrior finds honor only in the total destruction of his enemies.” 📸 Takara Tomy SS-EX Rise of the Beasts Nemesis Prime

“Megatrons do not surrender. They conquer!” 📸 Robot Toys Tyrant (aka Beast Wars Megatron)

Megatron is here to remind the guys, gals, and non-binary pals to brush your teeth everyday—so that you too can have brilliant pearly whites like Megatron’s to talk down to your minions with!

“Then let’s blow ‘em out of the sky—now!” 📸 DX9 Red Storm (2nd Edition) aka Transformers G1 Sideswipe

“Did you just suggest to me that I should be afraid?” 📸 Mastermind Creations Optus Prominon aka Transformers Shattered Glass Optimus Prime (TFCon Exclusive)