“Bonecrusher. Rolling.” 🗣️ Comment whether you think Bonecrusher deserved more screen time and a redemptive character arc in the first Transformers movie! 📸 Takara Transformers Movie Masterpiece Bonecrusher

“Ravage. Eject.” 🗣️ Comment whether you think this is the best Soundwave yet in mainline! 📸 Transformers Studio Series 86 Soundwave!

Shoutout to this post for making me realize I could pose her like this, she has somehow gotten even cooler, which should be impossible

Hope ya’ll got lots of cool toys under the tree. Or other Christmas miracles ☺️

“And then Onyx told me, he said there’s this guy, the chosen one…” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes The Thirteen Alchemist Prime

“The Experimental Dreamer.” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes The Thirteen Quintus Prime

“Did you see me out there? I was magnificent. You might even say stupendous!” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes Combaticon Blast Off

“He might be a fake Optimus, but he’s as strong as the real one!” 📸 Transformers SDCC Exclusive Armada Nemesis Prime with the Star Saber!

“It was too easy.” 📸 Transformers Studio Series TFOne Airachnid

Please enjoy. Or not.

“There is NOTHIN’ that crawls, walks, flies or swims that I’m afraid of!” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes Beast Wars Universe Quickstrike

“Autobots, foul Autobots, here we come. Let our long war resume—and let it end here.” 📸 Transformers Studio Series The Last Knight Barricade

Here are some zesty jokes to get you through a sour Monday from Bumblebee.

“I reject your reality and enforce my own!” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes Combaticon Vortex

Your MC for the night!

“Thank you for giving me my voice.” 📸 Swipe Left ⬅️⬅️ for the full gallery of Transcraft Bumblebee from the Bumblebee Movie

“Lord of the Beasts.” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes Onyx Prime!

“I seek four angles in the geometry of dissolution. They must be isolatated, destabilized, and made mutable. Ready for the unbinding!” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes Megatronus The Fallen

I still love SS86.

“Then let this day be a new dawn for all Cybertronians and their descendants.” 📸 Transformers Age of the Primes Alpha Trion

“On the ground, per favore, and stay there!” 📸 Unique Toys Red Dasher aka Transformers Masterpiece Dark of the Moon Dino

“You’d never catch me letting a Predacon inside my circuitry.” 📸 Takara MPG 15 Transformers Cybertron Rattle aka Beast Wars Rattrap

“Recognize one of your knights!” 📸 Transformers Studio Series Age of Extinction Optimus Prime

The paint on this one is just out of this world. Anyways. Workshopping a new gallery and trying out some poses. Not risking popping this one’s head from his ball joint.

“Arise, Optimus Prime!” 📸 Takara Brave Commander Transformers One Optimus Prime

📸 Studio Series TFOne Elita-1

Next project.

“All that counts is the strength of one bot over another!” 📸 Transformers Studio Series TFOne Starscream

“Sparkdamn it all!” 📸 Transformers Studio Series TFOne Movie Optimus Prime and Elita-1

“It’s over, Prime.” ‼️ Follow @tftoy_pics and share / repost this gallery for more galleries and reviews of Transformers figures and collectibles ‼️ 📸 Swipe Left ⬅️⬅️ for the full gallery of Takara Transformers Masterpiece (MP 36) Destron Leader Megatron

“They shall learn the way of conflict. The way of war. The way of Megatron!” 📸 Transformers Studio Series 86 Megatron

“They shall learn the way of conflict. The way of war. The way of Megatron!” 📸 Transformers Studio Series 86 Megatron

Final verdict: he’s just fine. Transformation not that bad. He’s a lot pinker in person.

I have a dream.

“Make deals, not war.” 📸 Magic Square Mutineer aka Combaticon Swindle

He’s TUFF okay 😤

Worth the wait.

Huh. I thought he’d be bigger.

“I beg your pardon?! My strategies are brilliant.” 📸 Magic Square Night Tracer aka Combaticon Onslaught

Rumble, Laserbeak, Ravage, prepare for battle. Operation, warfare. Eject.” 📸 Magic Square Voice Ripple aka Soundwave with Ravage and Lazerbeak

Cuties.

“Come with me. I’m going to save your boy.” 📸 Magic Square Light of Peace aka Masterpiece Scale Optimus Prime

I’m not kidding when I say there are only hopes and prayers keeping Optimus on this flight stand.

“Me Grimlock greatest warrior!” 📸 IF EX-30 Daishogun Boohmaru aka Transformers Grimlock as a Samurai

“Conquest is made of the ashes of one’s enemies.” 📸 DS 01 Crimson Wings aka Transformers G1 Starscream

I keep promising my future self I won’t stay up into the late night hours taking pictures of cool toys. But then …