if a man in a suit and sunglasses knocks on your door asking about large orders of fertilizer you aint heard shit you understand?

By volume, life is the cheapest substance.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

If I was forced to choose between my wife and Letterboxd I would be in a real pickle.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for your target, another for his dog.

wife is at work and i'm all alone so i'm putting on the real hardcore shit and being as loud as i want

i put some red onions in a taco in 1996. my fingies smell like onion.

Right on-schedule and under-budget on my plan to make my opus and promptly die.

Any movies about an unstoppable killer crying more and more as he slashes through adversaries until the final frame is his face in a horrible rictus of tears and blood? the japanese must've eventually

I have never been this aroused.

I'm just gonna say it. I miss the pandemic. Everybody lived like me.

i don't think america is ready for my screenplay "We Should Kill God"

Hal Holbrook needs to be in the foyer of the Cool Motherfucker Hall of Fame

Severed Pig Head (melee, simple) Damage: 1d6 (1d8) Dmg Type: Bludgeoning Properties: Versatile, Thrown Range: 15/30 Weight: 10 Target must succeed CON save DC 10 or take 2d10 (because of the wider σ) poison damage. After a successful hit, the next CON save DC increases by 1 + (versatile hands used).

i can see you, your brown skin shining in the sun

you ever feel like nothing will ever be good again but you better stick around in case they invent a new ice cream?