been a while.

Happy Mother’s Day

Ppl who can’t even cook be the first ones opening restaurants.

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staysafesumma. 🏧🍸

I’m cutting my hair…. Like today

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new character unlocked

So far the 1st 3 episodes of the new Black Mirror season have been pretty good. Ngl Like 10 minutes into episode 4: "Plaything" & i'm like okay Bandersnatch sequel (??) but we'll see. I wish they dropped more episodes like 10-12.

Can we talk about how amazing of a movie Waist Deep is ?

I am out fucking side this summer!

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I love when I say I want something and a bitch makes my wish come true

It's saturday and I want a bottle

The Italian sub from Panera is to die for. I have moved on from the Chipotle Avocado Chicken sandwich. Always and forever going to get Cheddar broccoli soup tho.

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happy kam-day to me! today, i am 28. ⚜️💙💸🎂

She asked If Diddy were to fight an Immigrant, would that be Alien vs Predator 😭😭😭

My birthday is tomorrow!

I finished the new Netflix series "The Residence"— 10/10. Funny & Clever Now I'm watching Bridgerton which I heard all the hype about but never actually tuned into. First 5 episodes and I'm hooked.

Some hoes can't help but be hoes.

Smoking immediately after the initial wake up >>>

Y’all ever had that 1 that got away?

My birthday in 6 days. 🪆

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Waves might just be my thing. This hair growth journey is bull shit! (i'm still not cutting my hair, just venting)

If you look good as hell in your ID/License/Passport picture— You’re a lucky breed

I planned my first birthday dinner with friends and I hope they all show up 😭 I only invited 5 people because my heart can’t take it 😭😵‍💫😩

Most disgusting-bland juice out there smh No idea why they’re still in production

Part 2 of getting drunk today

Restarting OITNB

The women on Taimi are not it

every masc I know fr 😭

My sister just made some bussin pineapple cake

I started Yellowjackets and so far it's good. It just starts slow. I'm on episode 5 and still don't really know wtf is going on

My problem is i don't like getting cheated on but i don't mind being cheated with. 😭

I’m about to be 28. I need to heal from the trauma of seeing my mom baby my brother but be so hard on my sister and I.

Have we gotten an answer as to why Black mothers are harder on daughters than their sons yet?

CLT needs a california pizza kitchen asap

Midnight Mass on Netflix >>>

I don’t want to go out with you if you drink so much you throw up off the liquor. Like I just don’t have TIME!! I’m not even sorry lol, I’m not cleaning up anyone else’s vomit. It’s that simple. As adults, you know when you’ve had enough. To keep pushing after that in the name of “fun” is diabolical

Having a call out line is so much better than actually having to get in contact with a manager or any human at all to call out. S/o to automated systems!

So happy my mom has been pouring into herself more lately. She deserves it

Why are they up having a full blown conversation in the Teams chat right now?? It’s 9am on a Saturday, just vibe (in silence) 😂😭

2 days after my birthday this year will mark the 1 year anniversary of my grandfather’s passing and idk how to feel about that or my birthday yet. I’m definitely going to be overly sad and emotional but ima still try to make out a good week. Definitely going to go visit him

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Tonight was my first night eating at Cheddars and it was pretty good ngl