Update.. On episode 3 now. Its getting worse.

Made the mistake of agreeing to watch Red Eye. What utter nonsense.

news.sky.com/liveblog-web... Is that it? Is that our official response? Its no wonder he continues to insult anyone and everyone.

Making a rare train journey today. I'm already absolutely sick of this shite, manky train and we haven't even set off yet.

A new Norwegian striker you say? #lufc

What are they on about on sky with that Everton offside. The offside player is clearly making an attempt to head the ball. The laws of the game mean he's offside. End of story.

Oh great, a half time player interview. What a fantastic addition to tv coverage. #bollocks

Oh god, it's that Allez, Allez, Allez song. Nothing worse. #shite

Hope John Hoggins wins the snooker. I seem to have an irrational dislike of Kyren Wilson. #snooker

That really was an outstanding finish yesterday by Nmecha. Good signing that lad. #lufc

Going for another run (as in one to follow up the one 2 weeks ago!). Plymouth Half Marathon is middle of May. So I have 4 months to get from half hour max to 2 hours of running.

Get in you fucking fucker!!!! #lufc

Can't wait for Man U to be shit again after this game. Fucking frauds.

Prediction time. Leeds 3-1 Fulham #lufc

I suspect it's a very tentative enquiry.

Contemplating watching War and Peace on Iplayer. Will give it a go.

I would be very happy if we, along with everyone else, boycotted the World Cup this year.

Love seeing Newcastle lose.

This is a shit game #shitgame

Gonna enjoy a bit of old school sporting viewing on't telly. Zhao Xintong is a class act. #snooker #Masters

Fucking hate FA Cup draws. #lufc

Feeling the dread now #lufc

Fletcher in!

Fletcher out!

Don't know how I do it. #lufc

One from the training ground. #lufc #shite

Is Eames from the Derby academy by any chance? #lufc

A third would be nice. #lufc

Is Dominic Cork on commentary here? #lufc

Ave it! #lufc

Glad I decided to paint the front door instead. #lufc

If I hear Klopp say Trivago one more time...

The Odeon, York. My first cinema.

Wait till he sees Chris Fairclough #lufc

'Whoever signed off England's tour has to go' - Agnew column - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke... Hard to disagree with any of this. #ashes

Jacob Bethell. I like the cut of his gib. #ashes

Don't all shout at me, but.. from where we were a few weeks ago, to feeling robbed against the bastard Geordies, we are properly giving this league a go now. So we'll take this one on the chin. Then lose to Derby at the weekend. #lufc

Did we win? #lufc

The worst part of all this is listening to the sky commentators joy at the result. #lufc

Dear Sky. Please sack Don Goodman. Thank you. #lufc

I'm not watching the fucking 10 minutes injury time #lufc

What a beautiful, calm, relaxing evening this is. #lufc

Goodman shitting himself that Leeds might actually win this #lufc

It's not finishing 3-2 this, is it. #lufc

He's only fucking done it! Lionel fucking Aaronson! #lufc

I just made that Gary Neville noise when Justin hit the bar then #lufc

Christ, I can't watch much more of this #lufc

Geordie fans are such whiny bastards #lufc

Oh fucking fuck off #lufc

What a run Stach! #lufc