You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when a legacy hero gets closure. Even if their end is horrifying!

...well, I didn't care for Rise of Skywalker either, but responsible for COVID? Even Salt n Pepa, Matchbox 20, Tool would tell this guy that he's pushing it...and pushing his luck. Besides, if there was a movie that caused God to punish humanity, it was more likely Cats.

When pushback reared its ugly head The frosty agents turned and fled Brave brave frosty agents...

If @vaultdisneypod.bsky.social ends up doing the Guy Ritchie version of Aladdin, I made an Alan Menken-flavoured remix of the Fresh Prince theme. If you require the instrumental for your own parody lyrics, I'll be happy to provide it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTiG...

Conservatives: "Wah! Why does all liberal media default to Nazis as the bad guys? Why can't they do like us and stereotype all queer people as sex offenders or all atheists as devil-worshippers or all non-white people as terrorists?!?"

Guys, if WB didn't feel obligated to allow the "Snyderverse" to co-exist as an elseworlds version along more traditional DC projects like Shazam or Blue Beetle or James Gunn's Superman, then Disney shouldn't be obligated to do the same with FoX-Men or Raimiverse Spider-Man.

this is a comment I received when I uploaded a compilation of @linkara.bsky.social critiquing the fight scenes in the Star Wars prequels. Um, what? What's the critique here?

Friendly reminder - the #RecastTChalla crowd only care about the recasting of that ONE specific character and not anyone else who should have already been recast by now.

Gonna block me?

Family Guy is literally the only modern outlet that continues to push the "Walt Disney was antisemitic" myth, and those are mostly gags. I guarantee, your sources in some way lead back to Family Guy, even if it came from someone parroting someone else parroting Family Guy.

You know, The Island and Sucker Punch are kindred spirits. Had it not been for the subsequent studio work-for-hire jobs that were lined up for them (and they weren't initially interested in), these box-office flops would have likely killed the careers of their directors.

You know, this whole "vaccines/tylenol causes autism" thing feels like the people perpetuating it watched the movie Scanners and reacted the same way the Thermians reacted to Galaxy Quest.

I just heard a rumour of HBO Potter potentially casting a woman as Voldemort, even though she'd be playing a man. Aside from the fact that we already got the best version via Christian Coulson, that would just reinforce the author's transphobic views in a way that the movies didn't.

Oh, and the Guy Ritchie version of Aladdin just made Jafar less explicitly evil. Congratulations - you just sucked out everything that made him interesting, you moron!!

Weird idea - what if the reason Doctor Doom looks like Tony Stark is because Deadpool thought the Sacred Timeline needed its anchor being, and swiped a Stark variant...only it was the one who became Doom?

I saw someone try to suggest FoX-Men and Bayformers as more definitive 2000s franchises, and declared Harry Potter a dishonourable mention. So, he can excuse Bryan Singer and Michael Bay, but he draws the line at J.K. Rowling?

So what is it?

I guess if parody movies are making a comeback, it's only a matter of time before we get a parody of YA fantasy movies. I just hope its comedy goes beyond a one note joke that boils down to "wizard school was written by TERF" or "vampire romance that everybody already forgot about".

It's funny how both J.K. Rowling and Gina Carano were frequently targeted by the alt-right...right up until the point where they both expressed that they, in fact, held hateful views, and the alt-right was pretending like they liked them all along.

Make a band singular: Alice in a Chain

Charlie Kirk is dead? ...I'm not even going to feign sympathy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCYw...

Question - why does capitalism insist on being so puritanical (i.e. certain sites banning for-profit NSFW content because payment processors don't apparently like it when people make money off of porn) when there's LOADS OF MONEY to be made from porn and erotica and other sex work?

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Lovesong

PSA - Rob Liefeld is to Deadpool and Cable what Bob Kane is to Batman. Also, citing DeMayo is like citing Max Landis.

Some dummy keeps asking why Disney hired Chris Terrio to write The Rise of Skywalker, and even after I've told him MULTIPLE TIMES, it seems like the theory I gave just went in one ear and out the other. This is the same guy that annoyed @mvbrat10.bsky.social with his hangups about Star Wars.

I am definitely pointing the finger at Tom Rothman here. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

No IMAX enhanced option for Thunderbolts? This had better not portend the end of IMAX on Disney+. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymA...

I wish it were that simple. But the truth is, the Disney execs see Wolverine as a valuable IP, and there's NO WAY they're gonna miss the opportunity to profit from the character, ESPECIALLY when they can maximise profits by recasting the role. Also, Logan isn't exactly Hank Pym or Mar-Vell.

Word has reached my ears that no further ESPN specials will be featured on @vaultdisneypod.bsky.social. Pity. I would have personally liked to have seen @tonygoldmark.bsky.social and company discuss Be Water on the grounds that it's about Bruce Lee.

Oh gee, I wonder why playing Nightcrawler was such a terrible experience the first time around? Does the reason rhyme with "Iron Flinger"?

This had better not be an attempt to shoehorn Spidey with the SPUMC universe. Lord knows we really need to get Beyond the Spider-Verse.

I.e. the movie that devalued Fox on the stock market and made Disney's acquisition so much easier.

If Earth-828 will become the foundation for the post-Secret Wars MCU, then I want the next Shang-Chi movie to be a 70s kung fu movie throwback.

For @thebunsquad.bsky.social - Giant Disney Gillespie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Ik...

Now that we've gotten the good version of The Coming of Galactus care of Marvel Studios, perhaps we can anticipate the good version of that OTHER comic book storyline that was infamously botched by Fox in the mid-2000s? For bonus points, throw in the storyline botched by Sony too.

The Josh Trank film needs to have its own tell-all book and its own documentary. Hell, even if it's a self-aggrandizing piece from Trank that's teeming with bullcrap, it'd at least be entertaining.

If you want to bury Hulk Hogan instead of praising him, why not kick back with one of Spoony's old videos? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULZE...

So, if First Steps takes place more or less in a standalone universe isolated from the rest of the MCU, and it still got positive reviews...then not being part of a shared universe wasn't the problem with the previous Fantastic Four movies. The problem was that they just sucked.

Techbros when they watch an episode of Black Mirror: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhv-...

Actual good Fantastic Four movie approaching. I repeat, actual good Fantastic Four movie approaching. This is not a mere contractually-obligated potboiler from a studio who just wants to keep the rights for slightly longer. We have a REAL movie made with passion dead ahead.

You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?

I mean...this was basically my generation's answer to Heaven's Gate destroying United Artists.

PROJECT 2028!!!! 💥 #LetsDoThisAmerica

Batman sparing Superman's life after an intense battle because their mothers have the same name was even dumber than the Bat Credit Card, and I will die on that hill. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOajFEPUtaI

Why recasting the role of James "Logan" Howlett AKA Wolverine would be a win-win scenario for multiple parties: -Hugh Jackman can retire. -The new actor gets his big break. -More creative freedom for the filmmakers. -More money for the studio execs. The only losers are the Annie Wilkeses.

I know I shouldn't reference other comedies whilst watching a classic comedy, but I can't help myself. "...I'm almost annoyed."