If you're small and on the search Android 16 has a feeder for you to perch on... www.youtube.com/watch?v=20pt...

I can't wait until the Ellisons go down the garbage chute.

Tom Rothman is in charge of Sony right now. There's your answer. For those who don't know, Rothman is the jerkoff who mandated Stitchlips Deadpool and Galactus the Living Cloud while he was in charge of the former 20th Century Fox.

Now I want a reality show where Ellison, Tom Rothman, David Zaslav and Ike Perlmutter have to share a house, Big Brother style.

No, Michael Bay devalued Ninja Turtles when he proposed that his version be "Aliens from the planet Zeist versus the Whitest Shredder U Know".

Frank Welker

I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say, Charlie Brown.

While I like the idea of a dramatisation of the making of The Wizard of Oz, I would raise hell if Ryan Murphy or Damon Lindelof ever got attached to it.

I'm legitimately curious to see what Warren Beatty will do once Dick Tracy goes public domain in 2027. Y'know, assuming he's still alive by then.

Another movie I'd personally like to see covered by @sfdebris.bsky.social is this one. Maybe back-to-back with the original 1958 film.

We may have lost out on the IMAX Enhanced Thunderbolts, but according to this screenshot, we may still get it for Fantastic Four. If it's not there on November 5, you may feel free to use this to claim false advertising.

Fuck Harry Potter, read AND play Discworld instead.

Rewatching @bobchipman.bsky.social's Schlocktober videos. I personally really got a kick out of him reciting the lyrics to Skid Row's "18 and Life" here.

Motherfucker is doubling down.

*Android 16 voice* Lowell. GROW. UP. You act like you are the only one suffering. But I believe that sequel trilogy fans have some stories for you. And I can assume they all end with "And then South Park callously equated people who liked The Force Awakens with MAGA."

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

The Incredible Machine www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNzk...

Now watching (for the first time ever)... This is the one with pirate ghosts, right?

I'm sorry, but I can no longer hear the words "Bing bong" without following it up with "Sorry, sirs - the bing bong machine is being serviced this evening. I'm afraid we're on manual."

I heard tell that the robot in this video was basically a Chucky animatronic without the skin. youtu.be/D8K90hX4PrE

Oh goodness, I just had the most wonderful idea of @sfdebris.bsky.social doing a video on Nightmare on Elm Street, complete with a short essay on the nature of dreams. @mvbrat10.bsky.social would be so all over that.

Oh darn, and I just ordered a copy of The Brood on blu-ray.

"If you take a life do you know what you'll give? Odds are you won't like what it is When the storm arrives would you be seen with me By the merciless eyes of deceit? I've seen angels fall from blinding heights But you yourself are nothing so divine Just next in line" youtu.be/A1AMUmkj-ck?...

There's a Red Dwarf clip for everything. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gir9...

Lawrence...I don't know if you remember this, but you already signed on to play Bill Foster, and you played him in Ant-Man and the Wasp. You can't just ask to play a different character just because the one you got didn't appear in as many movies as you hoped. ew.com/laurence-fis...

Friendly reminder - "It's Morbin' Time" was never funny nor sensical, and @linkara.bsky.social killed the meme three years ago. youtu.be/XuB62-GA1lk

*Abridged Vegeta voice* So that's THREE failures based on Disney properties starring Jared Leto; do I hear four?

QT this post with someone you wish was still alive

Comments on a Fast Forward sketch that was parodying the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself" video. Yeah, they parodied the song AND the video. It's a PACKAGE DEAL.

You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when a legacy hero gets closure. Even if their end is horrifying!

...well, I didn't care for Rise of Skywalker either, but responsible for COVID? Even Salt n Pepa, Matchbox 20, Tool would tell this guy that he's pushing it...and pushing his luck. Besides, if there was a movie that caused God to punish humanity, it was more likely Cats.

When pushback reared its ugly head The frosty agents turned and fled Brave brave frosty agents...

If @vaultdisneypod.bsky.social ends up doing the Guy Ritchie version of Aladdin, I made an Alan Menken-flavoured remix of the Fresh Prince theme. If you require the instrumental for your own parody lyrics, I'll be happy to provide it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTiG...

Conservatives: "Wah! Why does all liberal media default to Nazis as the bad guys? Why can't they do like us and stereotype all queer people as sex offenders or all atheists as devil-worshippers or all non-white people as terrorists?!?"

Guys, if WB didn't feel obligated to allow the "Snyderverse" to co-exist as an elseworlds version along more traditional DC projects like Shazam or Blue Beetle or James Gunn's Superman, then Disney shouldn't be obligated to do the same with FoX-Men or Raimiverse Spider-Man.

this is a comment I received when I uploaded a compilation of @linkara.bsky.social critiquing the fight scenes in the Star Wars prequels. Um, what? What's the critique here?

Friendly reminder - the #RecastTChalla crowd only care about the recasting of that ONE specific character and not anyone else who should have already been recast by now.

Gonna block me?

Family Guy is literally the only modern outlet that continues to push the "Walt Disney was antisemitic" myth, and those are mostly gags. I guarantee, your sources in some way lead back to Family Guy, even if it came from someone parroting someone else parroting Family Guy.

You know, The Island and Sucker Punch are kindred spirits. Had it not been for the subsequent studio work-for-hire jobs that were lined up for them (and they weren't initially interested in), these box-office flops would have likely killed the careers of their directors.

You know, this whole "vaccines/tylenol causes autism" thing feels like the people perpetuating it watched the movie Scanners and reacted the same way the Thermians reacted to Galaxy Quest.

I just heard a rumour of HBO Potter potentially casting a woman as Voldemort, even though she'd be playing a man. Aside from the fact that we already got the best version via Christian Coulson, that would just reinforce the author's transphobic views in a way that the movies didn't.

Oh, and the Guy Ritchie version of Aladdin just made Jafar less explicitly evil. Congratulations - you just sucked out everything that made him interesting, you moron!!

Weird idea - what if the reason Doctor Doom looks like Tony Stark is because Deadpool thought the Sacred Timeline needed its anchor being, and swiped a Stark variant...only it was the one who became Doom?

I saw someone try to suggest FoX-Men and Bayformers as more definitive 2000s franchises, and declared Harry Potter a dishonourable mention. So, he can excuse Bryan Singer and Michael Bay, but he draws the line at J.K. Rowling?

So what is it?

I guess if parody movies are making a comeback, it's only a matter of time before we get a parody of YA fantasy movies. I just hope its comedy goes beyond a one note joke that boils down to "wizard school was written by TERF" or "vampire romance that everybody already forgot about".

It's funny how both J.K. Rowling and Gina Carano were frequently targeted by the alt-right...right up until the point where they both expressed that they, in fact, held hateful views, and the alt-right was pretending like they liked them all along.

Make a band singular: Alice in a Chain