margaret wartime
@kellybowwow.bsky.social
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just clowning around
Instagram should have a mandatory quarterly review of your close friends
4 days ago
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Luigi Mangione is at the Winter Olympics opening ceremony
4 days ago
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blinding lights by the weeknd is public domain
6 days ago
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Bruno Mars is the real rizzler
9 days ago
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there should be a separate red carpet at the Grammys for producers
9 days ago
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it ain’t my birthday party if I’m not going back to the bar the next day
9 days ago
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kelly clarkson’s truth teller
13 days ago
“i think i understood the song northern attitude for the first time today”
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I’m legit losing sleep over how bad Shane Hollander’s taste in music would be
11 days ago
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Legos is the guy version of crafting
13 days ago
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the day chatgpt dropped Jimmy Fallon lost half his staff
13 days ago
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weaponized incontinence
14 days ago
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I’ve never heard a good subway order
17 days ago
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holy shit remember ballin flossin
17 days ago
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Catholicism was kinda the original MLM
28 days ago
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kelly clarkson’s truth teller
about 1 month ago
idris elba is in the waiting room of the Pitt
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heidi
about 1 month ago
ghost kitchen for dogs
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“is that a love your melon hat?” okayyyy piotr reading me to filth (it wasn’t)
about 1 month ago
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CATIE AND I JUST DISCOVERED WE WENT ON A DATE WITH RHE SAME GUY AHXHUABDH HAHAHAHAHHA
about 1 month ago
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my company gets Presidents’ Day off. like am I republican?
about 1 month ago
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cringe is out but shame is in
about 1 month ago
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Jimmy Fallon SNL Christmas monologue
about 2 months ago
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all my friends are unreliable narrators
2 months ago
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are you free this weekend? we’re gonna conceal and carry at PF changs
2 months ago
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I see football on the tv in my home and I start acting like professor umbridge
2 months ago
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wouldn’t be thanksgiving without my brother describing scenes from family guy to me on the drive back to the suburbs
3 months ago
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hate when a man wins dancing w the stars. like don’t you have enough
3 months ago
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ya I served. in the fail army.
3 months ago
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questlove follows david dobrik on instagram
3 months ago
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kelly clarkson’s truth teller
3 months ago
if we got kate sanchez in a suit and tie, she would be our first she/they president
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we shouldn’t have ever let this garbage slide
3 months ago
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any time I don’t sleep well I’m like damn what if I get kidnapped tomorrow and I’m too tired to fight them off
3 months ago
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I live life like my blood type b negative
3 months ago
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whoever invented a button fly on jeans should stand trial
3 months ago
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the idea of hooking up with Joe Keery is immediately ruined by the thought of having to text him after
3 months ago
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addicted to deleting and redownloading the MLB ballpark app
3 months ago
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shoot, can’t tonight. have to review my large attachments
3 months ago
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I don’t believe in using a bay leaf
4 months ago
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twice baked potato is basically just a deviled egg
4 months ago
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who is keeping the lights on at the kendra scott on southport
4 months ago
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my apologies to the cvs pharmacist who I trauma dumped on and used the phrase “crashing out”. y’all are the real heroes ✊🏼
4 months ago
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heidi
5 months ago
there should be a "no tesla" option on uber
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lime why does it have to be a public humiliation ritual when I’m in the no ride zone. lime doesn’t have a bluesky or I’d tag them to yell at them. guess they aren’t woke like that
#boycottlime
5 months ago
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it would be so nice if go cubs go was like 70% less awful
5 months ago
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kelly clarkson’s truth teller
5 months ago
i need everyone to know i’m not joking when i say this: boys should not be allowed to do karaoke
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I can’t believe Jimmy Kimmel got censored before the Skechers porn ads on the el
5 months ago
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kelly clarkson’s truth teller
5 months ago
kel just referred to a guy wearing a ton of makeup as “caked up”
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wtf is wrong with Jimmy Fallon. what disease does he have
5 months ago
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every presenter at the emmys: “I am also famous”
5 months ago
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we used to get down with skinny love
5 months ago
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I dare you to show me a company that doesn’t list “integrity” as a core value
5 months ago
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