WE'RE GOING TO BUILD DATACENTERS ON MARS?!?!?

They put more effort into building the roads than the houses. 😢

New ways to express how you feel: Under the moon: You're nearly ecstatic, but not quite. Over the weather: A bit better off than baseline.

Stella and Ruby #doll #mdd #ddp

Go watch Cosmic Princess Kaguya! If me changing my PFP to her isn't enough of a sign, then IDK what is. For those who saw the movie. This frame doesn't exist. I redrew her actual eye over the VR contact lens.

I think computer monitors designed for productivity should be able to resume from sleep faster. when your PC is on, but the screen itself takes a solid 6s to come back, that's ridiculous, 6s is enough to check on a render time, check the weather etc, and now youre waiting... phones dont do this.

Look at em with all their grubs, man. What a buncha boot loaders.

I love how I use my "Oculus Rift" in the "Meta Horizon Link" app. As much as I'd like to tell Zuck to suck it. THE RIFT STILL WORKS. Nearly 10 years after release.

God killed Terry A. Davis because he wanted TempleOS' completed version to be exclusive to heaven.

Guys, I learned autism. 😳

I would totally build an unalive rizz recovery negative sigma no cap ong frfr continued in part 2 dataset, to build the worst LLM ever made, but making the dataset would be a COPPA violation. And then I'd be sent to the forever box.

Using NixOS is like using fkin Windows 7 and going like "Wow guys, Firefox works!" and then you try to install fucking davinci resolve.

Point and click adventure games are just visual novels for kids.

Everyone up with they Nintendo Gamegirl. But what about that Sega Genebro?

Where's the vaccine that makes you into a cute girl?

If you've ever forgotten your HRT for a while, when you take it again and the effects start applying on your body, you can't tell me this shit isn't an antidepressant! omg

Trump's number one mistake was calling himself the 47th president instead of the last. Awww, what a shame, I guess there'll a 48th.

go outside and invite a stranger into your house, tell them you have pirated movies with stremio and you want them to show you their favorite movie and comment on it the whole time.

20267 hahahahahaaaaaa

Definitely looking forward to leaving grandpa's place... He believes in alchemy, wants to buy and restore a god damn manor he keeps calling a castle that's under patrimonial protection. He gave away his old fully paid Buick to his abusive ex. He thinks Elon is a good guy.

If you pour out the contents of a genie's lamp and drink it, you become the genie.

Alzheimer's Yandere: you have to remind her that she's sickly in love with you every once in a while.

Get in a Teams call with the boss after the holidays, and he asks why I didn't finish the work while I was on break. And I'm like "Cut me some skype, man!"

If you keep eating microplastics, you might become a doll.

Get yourself a gf that randomly quotes SAO Abridged.

WIP

Bros sittin' with Neuralink putting down on paper whatever the fuck Midjourney cooks up in their head and callin' it art.

RAM blind boxes. >:)

"Will you marry me?" I say, as I open the case to her. A 24GB stick of 6000MT/s DDR5 Crucial RAM inside it. She looks at it and tears form in her eyes. "Oh my God, it's beautiful. You shouldn't have."

Hello, $candidateName. We think you'd be a great fit to work at $companyName. We are offering you a position as $jobTitle. Your aptitudes are 500 internal server error We hope to talk with you again soon. - $employeeName, $companyName

Tonight on BattleBots! MIST! Versus Henry Hoover! (Surely this breaks the Geneva convention)

They should rename presidential addresses to FED Talks

Where can I buy the GOOD gravy.

Whenever I say "television" I can only think of that woman in the beige suit at the Xbox One reveal, she says "television, television, TV, Xbox is about to become the next water cooler."

fkin language selector be like English (US) English (UK) English (RLHF)

I just finished Pantheon season 2. It is now my most favorite piece of media I've ever seen. And I love a lot of media. I have a lot to think about.

why is it called bluesky if it runs in the cloud? a blue sky typically is cloud-less.

They are going to launch the Steam Machine with Half-Life 2.5 HD Final Mix. And the Steam Frame will launch with The Lab 2.

Where the HELL is the modern Steam Link? We got everything BUT the thin client. I bet he hates citrix.

Parking this here: Within the next 365 days, Valve will announce that Steam Deck, Steam Machine and Steam Frame are all getting a "Hey Steam" wakeword for doing things such as launching games or replying to Steam messages.

AND WHERE'S THE PROTOGENS!? BROOOO, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FURRY ROBOTS???

Evergreen post

"Corporation Inc is introducing a new evolution beyond Pride Month. We call it Price Month. To show allegiance to our prices, all discounts, offers, and rewards are ineligible for the duration of Price Month. We hope increased stability in prices will help customers make more informed decisions."

I can't believe there's already 40 users on Bluesky!

The people coming up with board names are crazy yo.

There is a spectrum from Ay Caramba to Bazinga.

I took my Surface out of sleep. It put me on the Plasma lockscreen. I then used the on-screen keyboard and typed in my password, restarted from the application launcher, ended up at rEFInd, then touched the Windows icon, and rebooted back into Windows. Without ever having the type cover attached.

I really need to move on from LMMS for making music... I've been using it for like 11 years now. 99% of my patches are in Vital now. There's very little reason not to start new projects in a new DAW besides having to LEEAARNN, and also FL expensive since I want the Producer edition with recording...

It's a fucking crime that you can't ask "Hey Google, what's that?" and have Google Lens open immediately, either with the screen circle to search if the phone was already unlocked, or with the camera if the phone was locked. How do you fuck up basic integration like this?