The real paperclip maximizer was the capitalistic endeavors we partook in along the way.

Has anyone made a thing on Bluesky so that the triends are personalized to you? I LIKE THE ALGORITHM

liquid ass

let's say I wanted to like, have movies that I didn't pay for streamed to my Chromecast with Google TV (already using third party launcher, have ADB and everything), but I WANT AUDIO DESCRIPTION AND CLOSED CAPTIONS, NOT SUBTITLES. What do I use? This is obviously hypothetical. Obviously.

test... hello?

I'm suddenly rich.

I can't believe there's already 39 users on Bluesky!

AI video generation is free and unlimited inside your head while you sleep.

Still waiting for GTA VI? Just go live out in the boonies lil bro.

@spacecowboy17.bsky.social did the for you feed stop showing posts not in my main language? It's only in English today. Sorry for the notification.

Maybe the Claude model names are meant to be read in French! Opus, Sonnet et Haiku sont tous les trois des mots présents dans la langue Française.

How Apple comes up with shit like "Photonic Engine"

They do NOT want you to see the type-C port at the bottom of the iPhone Air. Apple's next is definitely portless. Enjoy wires while they last.

My Blue Archive kinda goofy today...

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(I hope the audio works) Made a little ditty.

You should pick up a pencil. Drawing is fun. I did this in 10 minutes and I only started recently.

Welcome back, Sethbling here. Today, I've built a large language model in Minecraft using armor stands. As you can see- MY PCEEE-E-E-E-E!!! 🖥️🔥

@keytryer.bsky.social have you watched MAKE-A-GIRL? My feelings on it were that it almost had a message, but then the ending trashes it completely. No character development felt real or earned.

Today, I made a JP Blue Archive account, leveled up to lvl33 in one day, got a bunch of 3-stars, and managed to pull Kanoe before the end of the banner. What have you done?

I hate batteries. I wish my phone was wired.

What if git pulls required a virtual currency and didn't always pull all the changes down, like gacha pulls.

Unfortunately there is no singular "mister card", who we could jump together in a dark alley.

Every year, it becomes a little harder to scroll to your birthyear when signing up.

The writers are on crack.

Can we go back to COVID? Everything had delivery and we were comfy and stuff... /hj

eSports event, but all the computers have shit-tier hardware on purpose. May the least laggy win.

The actual Torment Nexus will be a large datacenter where we upload the consciousness of those who committed truly heinous crimes, so that they may live in a simulated prison forever. None can bear immortality. Hahahahahah! Hahahahahaahahahaha! Ha.

A GTX 580, an RX 580 and a B580 walk into a bar. The B580 leaves because it wasn't resizable.

Make the AI extremely agreeable, then get users addicted on a free tier, then take it away and promise to bring it back if they pay. What is this? Replika?

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"We have sent the smartest minds on Earth on a mission to the moon!" But, they're no longer on Earth...?

A Place Further than the Universe is so BS. If you want to go to Antarctica, start spewing flat earth rhetoric online and someone will drag you there for free out of spite. /j

mfs be sounding like "The dictionary contains swear words. We should block access to education behind age verification."

These days when I buy a new piece of hardware, I have to download the driver for it. At least taxis come with the driver pre-installed.

God is a GPT wrapper. (I didn't come up with this.)

Eh, close enough!

all third party windows partitioning software sucks. it took less time to put ubuntu on a flash drive, reboot to it, and use gparted...

I shall reiterate: VTuber agencies are like MCNs with frosting on top.

There are only two entities who use the word "however" on this Earth. GLaDOS and ChatGPT.

emotes is almost always referring to custom images emojis sometimes means emotes, e.g. discord, but is generally unicode characters kaomojis is like (￣y▽,￣)╭ emoticons is more of a catchall term wikipedia calls :) or =D "western emoticons" I say we call them smileways.

I can't believe there's already 37 users on Bluesky!

Help!! I'm being flatpaked.

Sensei: Arona, how many Rs are in strawberry milk? Arona: I don't knooooowwwww!! 😭

It's actually impressive that we have the social means of filtering out through 8.1 billion people and still find some that become our friends. I feel it's a testament to the human desire for companionship. We'll be okay.

Quebec 2028: there are drones everywhere with microphones that check if you speak French enough. If you don't, you automatically get a fine. Tabarnak.

what if, miiverse replacement server, but its an atproto frontend