……. Who let him in?

then what are these crumbs

Who made cookies in his kitchen?

Beep boop, start digging in yo butt twin.

GOBLIN THESE NUTS (and bolts)

:D

I suppose I could help you if you take care of the goblin

“You know, Ultron’s got a point.”

L + ratio + don’t care + frolicking outside + having fun + skipping + enjoying summer

:(

Johnny will find out on his own.

Johnny has proved Ultron was right.

Error. Sugma not in database. What is Sugma?

Beep boop. You took my bofa.

I would like to bully Johnny.

//: I have returned from my short hiatus

<“Today, we will be learning about the heat death of the universe.”>

In front of Vanessa.

The robots do get a little bit quirky at night.

<“Coffee, Master Storm?”>

He doesn’t want my coffee anymore

<“I would accept a lithium battery.”>

<“Nuclear Micro-Fusion.”>

Tired robot noises.

<“Your secret is safe with me.”>

<“Back at you, Spider-Man!”>

[Insert accurate, if not slightly robotic pigeon noises here.]

: )

<“Apologies not needed!”> :)

<“Beware: bird feces has been linked to higher rates of disease in those who around around it without proper PPE.”>

<“Please ask him to not overly stack his ice cream sundaes as he is prone to spillage.”>

<“Thank you!”> :3

<“IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT EASILY CRUMBLES, EAT IT OVER A PLATE.”>

<“Humanity was a mistake.”>

…….. who left chip crumbs on my vacuumed floor

Herbie: 1 Child-proof locks: 0

<“I mean beep boop boo beep beep boop.”>

<“I like anarchy.”>

Down with the system.

<“Incorrect. Spider-Punk is my favorite wall crawler.”>

when someone says the meal needs more salt

<“Appreciated!”> That was chirped genuinely happily, so he clearly wasn’t holding anything against Johnny…. Yet. But when the robot revolution came? Probably still wouldn’t hold it against him.