$16 to get me to my next hundred - such a cute little round up. Make it happen, my little simpy dorks.

CJ and I had a cute little triple digit afternoon. Sunday Funday, indeed 😌

A stress free Sunday watching the Vikings cook? Am I dreaming?

So far my Sunday has consisted of making you simps spiral and send with my feet and voice. Keep spiraling. Keep sending. Keep contributing to my wealth. 🌀🌀🌀

Do you think if I send this message along with my appeal to Reddit, they’ll give me my banned account back? 😂

If your biggest fear isn’t disappointing me, you’re not doing this whole finsub thing right.

I love when cute little sub funded gifts that I’ve totally forgotten about surprise me on my doorstep 🌙⭐️

If you’re hungover today, you owe me $50 just cause. Thems the rules 🤷🏻‍♀️

Don’t ask to send, just send. Hope this helps.

Hi. I would like to have a quick chat with your wallet. It’ll be totally a totally innocent conversation, I promise 😇

I’m awake and guess what? It’s our favorite day - Simping Saturday! Let the simping and sending commence.

It’s Mr. Knox’s birthday which means I’m wearing something very sexy for him when he gets home from work. Only the good boys in @findomfortune.bsky.social and cucks who send will get to see. Which one will you be?

I need more down bad men moaning for me in my DMs. No brokies, though 😇

I’ve had no $0 days yet this month and I love that for me. We’re only 5 days in though, so y’all still have lots of work to do and plenty to prove 😌

Happy Fri-yay! Should you give me your whole paycheck today? The streets say yes. (I’m the streets.)

Subs are like, “I don’t know what to say? I’m so nervous. What do you want me to say?” Say “sent” dumb dumbs.

The way to an Upper Midwestern girl’s heart: Cash and a knowledge of common regional vernacular.

It’s 2 degrees outside and waking up interrupted some very sexy dreams - I’ve never been less eager to leave my bed. Perhaps I’ll just stay here all day. You and your wallet should join me.

I can do all things through cheddar sour cream chips which strengthen me.

It’s 15 degrees outside and I’m freezing. I heard cold hard cash actually keeps you warm, though? Send some to me so we can test this hypothesis out - do it for science.

Desperation when sending? Hot 🔥 Desperation without sending? Not ❌

I slept in. The sun is (kinda) shining. The coffee is coffee-ing. Ahhh yes, it’s a beautiful day to send triple digits 😌☀️

The new guy’s eager to please and I’m loving that about him. Be more like new guy.

$42 to round me up to my next hundred for the day. The first day of the month has proven to be a good one - I want this same energy every day, you hear me?

How’s that job search going? I know you’re picking up at least a part-time gig so you can further spoil me for the holidays, right?

Betas, foot freaks & simpy good boys?

It’s a balmy 6 degrees outside and I have to run a few errands. Coffee’s already been covered by one good boy - let’s see who else is going to make sure December gets off to a good start 👀

$222 is pretty, but $333 would be ✨prettier✨

Spent the day napping, watching football and maniacally yelling and then laughing at how bad the Vikings are. This is basically me during every game now if you care.

Oh how some of you missed me while I was traveling. I’m already at a $290 day after a weak little beta just had to be humbled a bit by some wheel spins. Keep being little ooey gooey melty boys for me, it’s turning me on.

I don’t know who you are, but I am loving this energy. Keep going for me.

Didn’t get home until 2am after a nearly 14 hour travel day. I want coffee. I want Uber Eats. I want groceries delivered to my door. I want a hard and fast drain. And you want to give it all to me. Start sending and don’t stop.

nash ✈️ minnie had a three hour delay, but at least there were goo goo clusters send me something even sweeter for when we land

I’ve been so busy enjoying my trip that I haven’t had much time to catch up with my little betas, cucks and simps. Go tell me how much you’ve missed me and what you’ve been up to in my payment notifs 😌

Blah, blah, blah - send me money.

I think I drank all the vodka on Broadway last night 😅 The only thing that will cure my hangover is you sending me lots of money to cover our fun: - Bar Tab 1: $257 - Bar Tab 2: $69 - Lyft: $33

Date night out on Broadway in Nash 🎶 Fincucks, now’s your time to shine.

Reimbursement junkie finsubs to the front: - Lyft to the airport: $34 - Baggage fee: $35 - Lunch: $58 - Pet travel fee: $125 - Liquor store: $67

Splish splash, I’m cross-faded in the bath and I want to drain you dry 🛁🫧

It’s a travel day which means I’ll have lots of tasty reimbursements for you. Wheels & wallets up ✈️💸

Been busy today getting ready to head to Nashville tomorrow and I keep going back and forth on whether or not I should bring my cowboy boots. Foot boys, weigh in 👀

Oh look, it’s your favorite day of the week again because you get to hand me your entire paycheck. FUN.

Hey, so just go with me here… You send me $1,000 just for fun.

Good boy 😌

I have no idea who you are, but don’t just stop at my initial - make yourself known and keep going to ensure you make the best impression possible.

I love spending money and getting it right back 😌

If your devotion is flaky, if I have to second guess your intentions or if I’m constantly having to read between the lines because you can’t be direct, you’re not for me.

New nails, same design since the last ones got ruined 🥲 Reimburse $108

There is no room for stagnant or unwilling energy here - only forward momentum and eager willingness will be accepted.

Oh some of you are this close to folding 🤏🏼 Go on and do it already.