Carlos
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🇪🇸Home is Barcelona 🇩🇪Ex-Berliner + 🗽Lifelong New Yorker Samantha Jones fan club President
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over 1 year ago
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Back to the Following tab I go instead of For You. I was legit missing the posts of everyone I followed (including all your n*des 🥲)
7 days ago
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I thought doing lower body each week meant being less sore. But the opposite is happening. So much pain 😭🍑
9 days ago
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These micro drama ads are getting out of control
12 days ago
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Any mutuals want to connect on Hevy? It’s lonely over there 🥹 (I’m bad about taking photos tho bc I’m not allowed to in my gym haha)
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24 days ago
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Absolutely love Insta giving me these dumb ad breaks bc I want “less personalized ads” 🤡
24 days ago
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People still doing hotel room tours on insta? 🥴
about 1 month ago
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Is the new Game of Thrones show good? Looks kind of boring 😬
about 1 month ago
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I showed my (straight) trainer what I needed to look like in a jockstrap this summer and he said “let’s do it” 🙂↕️🙂↔️
about 1 month ago
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The urge to post coc* never goes away 🥵
about 1 month ago
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Respectfully
about 1 month ago
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This is so damn messy 🥤🍿
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about 1 month ago
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God I love this damn show 😍
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about 1 month ago
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I really can’t get into Threads. Something about it feels cringe and I can’t explain it. I think it’s people who weren’t funny enough for Twitter.
about 1 month ago
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The season premiere of Industry was absolute chef’s kiss 😍
about 2 months ago
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L O L to the straight people commenting on this reel
about 2 months ago
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Joined Hevy and now need to add mutuals. Also is it worth paying for?
about 2 months ago
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The nightly struggle of whether I go to the gym in the morning or at night after work. At this point I just don’t think I’m a morning person 😭
about 2 months ago
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Wow gays are really running these cottage references into the ground huh? 🥴
about 2 months ago
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It’s Three Kings day here in BCN and I have the day off. Really milking whatever I can from Christmas break 🙊
about 2 months ago
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The power of Shakira law in full effect
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about 2 months ago
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Annual insta purge of people I didn’t know existed ✂️😊
about 2 months ago
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lol to all these people who think they’re the main character and post a damn novel about their past year. Dayum.
2 months ago
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Hope you all enjoyed. That’s a wrap on 2025. More to come next year! 🥂🫶🏽😍
2 months ago
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Want to gift this but also get one for myself? All roles are out the window in 2026.
2 months ago
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Finished ‘Heated Rivalry’. 10/10. No notes. Shed a few tears in the finale.
2 months ago
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This coming out scene in stranger things is so cringe 😭🥴 not sure how to explain it but it felt so off
2 months ago
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Keep getting ads for Hyrox training. Have no idea what it is but I feel like everyone is doing it. It’s like CrossFit but not really?
2 months ago
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I just spent 15 min scrolling through bulges on Instagram (thanks algorithm). How’s your Christmas going? 🎄
2 months ago
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Okay finally about to start Heated Rivalry. Thanks pop culture universe for your patience 😭
2 months ago
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The thrill of posting for
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never gets old (even if I delete it 20 min later 😛)
2 months ago
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I was about to buy tix for Avatar but I legit can’t imagine sitting in the theater for 3.5 hours when I’m not excited about a movie 😵💫 someone tell me how it is haha
2 months ago
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Whoa. Not sure what to think but maybe this will get more people to watch!
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3 months ago
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I randomly posted my foot pic in the other app and woke up to madness 💀I need to start monetising
3 months ago
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Can we make this happen? I’ll go first.
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3 months ago
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Trading in Berlin darkness for sun in Barcelona was probably one of the best decisions ever. At this point I’d already have the worst winter blues 🥹
3 months ago
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I could stare at my train all day though I should probably be working 😭
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3 months ago
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People who post “nobody wants to see your wrapped” are on a very strange high horse.
3 months ago
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Always wondering how raunchy I can get on here on main 👀🫣
3 months ago
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Post-work cruising bar is exhausting 😴
3 months ago
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Let’s start an over 30 thread (while I’m still eligible) 🤭 39 😝
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3 months ago
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Sorry you all missed seeing my c**k but not all things are meant to be permanent 😂
3 months ago
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Happy Thanksgiving, friends ❤️
3 months ago
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We’ll never get private profiles here will we? I have things I need to post 😭
3 months ago
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What did people hate about Wicked For Good? It was fine/nice time.
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3 months ago
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Show me your morning wood; want to make sure you’re going to be okay 🥹
3 months ago
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Lifetime promoter of Sex and the City (even in Ibiza) 😆
3 months ago
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I feel so bad when people message me on insta who I unfollowed ages ago. I always feel compelled to answer them 😩
3 months ago
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Thankful for my weekly spin class. Legit revitalizes me 😍
4 months ago
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Big surge in “Hey! It’s been a while! I’m actually visiting Barcelona [insert month]!” messages”. Legit people I rarely talk to 🥴
4 months ago
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Isn’t this already a thing? Huh?
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4 months ago
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