Back to the Following tab I go instead of For You. I was legit missing the posts of everyone I followed (including all your n*des 🥲)

I thought doing lower body each week meant being less sore. But the opposite is happening. So much pain 😭🍑

These micro drama ads are getting out of control

Any mutuals want to connect on Hevy? It’s lonely over there 🥹 (I’m bad about taking photos tho bc I’m not allowed to in my gym haha) hevy.com/user/carlos_...

Absolutely love Insta giving me these dumb ad breaks bc I want “less personalized ads” 🤡

People still doing hotel room tours on insta? 🥴

Is the new Game of Thrones show good? Looks kind of boring 😬

I showed my (straight) trainer what I needed to look like in a jockstrap this summer and he said “let’s do it” 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️

The urge to post coc* never goes away 🥵

Respectfully

This is so damn messy 🥤🍿

God I love this damn show 😍

I really can’t get into Threads. Something about it feels cringe and I can’t explain it. I think it’s people who weren’t funny enough for Twitter.

The season premiere of Industry was absolute chef’s kiss 😍

L O L to the straight people commenting on this reel

Joined Hevy and now need to add mutuals. Also is it worth paying for?

The nightly struggle of whether I go to the gym in the morning or at night after work. At this point I just don’t think I’m a morning person 😭

Wow gays are really running these cottage references into the ground huh? 🥴

It’s Three Kings day here in BCN and I have the day off. Really milking whatever I can from Christmas break 🙊

The power of Shakira law in full effect

Annual insta purge of people I didn’t know existed ✂️😊

lol to all these people who think they’re the main character and post a damn novel about their past year. Dayum.

Hope you all enjoyed. That’s a wrap on 2025. More to come next year! 🥂🫶🏽😍

Want to gift this but also get one for myself? All roles are out the window in 2026.

Finished ‘Heated Rivalry’. 10/10. No notes. Shed a few tears in the finale.

This coming out scene in stranger things is so cringe 😭🥴 not sure how to explain it but it felt so off

Keep getting ads for Hyrox training. Have no idea what it is but I feel like everyone is doing it. It’s like CrossFit but not really?

I just spent 15 min scrolling through bulges on Instagram (thanks algorithm). How’s your Christmas going? 🎄

Okay finally about to start Heated Rivalry. Thanks pop culture universe for your patience 😭

The thrill of posting for #fcf never gets old (even if I delete it 20 min later 😛)

I was about to buy tix for Avatar but I legit can’t imagine sitting in the theater for 3.5 hours when I’m not excited about a movie 😵‍💫 someone tell me how it is haha

Whoa. Not sure what to think but maybe this will get more people to watch!

I randomly posted my foot pic in the other app and woke up to madness 💀I need to start monetising

Can we make this happen? I’ll go first.

Trading in Berlin darkness for sun in Barcelona was probably one of the best decisions ever. At this point I’d already have the worst winter blues 🥹

I could stare at my train all day though I should probably be working 😭

People who post “nobody wants to see your wrapped” are on a very strange high horse.

Always wondering how raunchy I can get on here on main 👀🫣

Post-work cruising bar is exhausting 😴

Let’s start an over 30 thread (while I’m still eligible) 🤭 39 😝

Sorry you all missed seeing my c**k but not all things are meant to be permanent 😂

Happy Thanksgiving, friends ❤️

We’ll never get private profiles here will we? I have things I need to post 😭

What did people hate about Wicked For Good? It was fine/nice time.

Show me your morning wood; want to make sure you’re going to be okay 🥹

Lifetime promoter of Sex and the City (even in Ibiza) 😆

I feel so bad when people message me on insta who I unfollowed ages ago. I always feel compelled to answer them 😩

Thankful for my weekly spin class. Legit revitalizes me 😍

Big surge in “Hey! It’s been a while! I’m actually visiting Barcelona [insert month]!” messages”. Legit people I rarely talk to 🥴

Isn’t this already a thing? Huh?