So, with my entire reader list #nuked from #Facebook, I am feebly publicizing my upcoming book here with no followers Do you like pirate talk, puns, and good old fashioned dad jokes? Check out "Farts, Funnies, and Fish," in pre-order on @amazonkindle.bsky.social today. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GMJHK69S

Happy #wrestlemania weekend everyone!

For years I ignored the advice not to put all my eggs in the #facebook basket. I should have listened. I've lost my personal *and* business contacts... No idea how I'm going to promote my upcoming @kickstarter.com

I bought a #grocery wagon two years ago, and it just gets better with time. When I got it, it held $100 in groceries. Now, it holds over $200! If you like jokes like that check out my new #e-book! www.amazon.com/dp/B0GMJHK69S

I am looking forward to #WWE #wrestlemania, but it has become a grueling experience. Between Friday and Monday there will be 17 hours of wrestling, depending on if you skip the pre-shows. That's just WWE. If you're also trying to keep up with TNA, add two hours on Thursday. Add AEW? Yikes...

What do you call discrimination against ghosts? Wraithism Get this #joke, and more, in "Farts, Funnies, and Fish," a new e-book by, David Creighton. David uses humor to battle #mentalhealth issues. Support a disabled creator, pre-order on @amazonkindle.bsky.social www.amazon.com/dp/B0GMJHK69S

So, I have a #comedy #ebook in pre-order on @amazonkindle.bsky.social right now. I realize I'm a nobody who just showed up in your feed, with no followers or posts, but why not check out "Farts, Funnies, and Fish" anyway? www.amazon.com/Farts-Funnie...

Well, like many I'm sure, I was banned from @Facebook and find myself here...