Percy Jackson using Mariah Carey is gold

Why is there a cis woman on sniffies

Not me seeing a cheese ball recipe and crying about my Grammee who died over 10 years ago

Throwback to the first time I got this pussy waxed

This little Playstation Portal update has literally taken this machine from a niche, finnicky, and lack luster 'handheld' to an every day device for me. No need to stream through my PS5? So no input lag? baby lets go

Oh my god let people enjoy things

“What are you into?” “I’m open” Motherfucker that doesn’t answer my question give me SOMETHING to work with

I’m also cheap!

Here’s why you should hire me to edit your OF and JFF videos. I won’t get distracted by how hot it is by jerking off. Super efficient!

Got one of those chastity straps. Are they really that helpful? I’ve been wearing a metal cage so I’m hoping it helps with the weight but I’m not sure

Beyond horny today.

Took this for a friend and wow my penis is so small I love it

I wish any of my IRL friends played ZZZ. I just wanna talk about it like all the tiiiiiime

Braums really does hit every time.

Officially a Fine Dining Server

Hot take! The greatest showman is one of the worst movie musicals we’ve ever gotten and I will die on that hill

LOVE how I cannot watch a 3 minute YouTube video without having 4 adds to sit through

No personal space for meeee

So what happens when he shuts down the Holocaust Memorial museum in DC?

Lmao G*off getting almost no applause is so funny to me

Really back on my anime bullshit. Catching up on Fire Force and Delicious in Dungeon. Any recommendations? Faves are HxH, MHA, Evangelion, Fate series, and Madoka Magica

Is Bsky doing the “unfollow people randomly” thing now? I just had to refollow a mutual I’ve had since Tumblr and I know we’ve already connected here

I feel like if my online gaming profile is 18 years old I shouldnt have to do any sort of ID verification.....

Is it just me, or is it hard to watch Pokemon YouTubers? I swear almost every single one doesn’t actually know how to read the words on the screen and it’s sooooo frustrating.

I’ve somehow lost my mare maker and it makes me very sad cause I was just getting into toys again

NEW JOB. Fine dining. I am so relieved. This current one is…..rough

Constantly drawing the short straw at work and I’m tired of it

This is even more relevant tonight

I don’t care that it’s objectively bad I LOVE the league of extraordinary gentlemen movie

Oh babe had the wonderful idea to hit up the Korean spa this weekend instead of the whole 4th of July thing this man is tew good

God I love when my boyfriends robe falls open 🤤

Why are we letting the pacers get all these three pointers?? Stuuuupid

Can I say something controversial? Ginger won that no question

I’m watching Frieren and I’m actually obsessed with Ferns deadpan face when absolutely pummeling another witch with spells

Does Geoff know that we all hate having him host? Has anyone told him he has the charisma of a pencil?

LOVE randomly seeing Lisa Gilroy in different projects. She’s so funny

I really like nightrein 🙈 does anyone on ps5 wanna group up?

Really trying to stay positive but my bf is going Through it and might be checking himself into a mental health facility and my birthday is Monday. I want him to be okay but damn that’s….really poor timing

Is MomTok gonna survive this? *gestures to Buddie not being canon and Bobby still being dead*

Big “I love my boyfriend” hours tonight yall

I’m still crying about Captain Bobby Nash it’s Fine

Bobby Nash? Nah not happening

God I wish my penis were like half the size 😩

Lisa Gilroy on Black Mirror? Incredible

Literal Nazi at my table today I feel So Gross having to wait on that

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll

Bloodborne 2? Am I tripping?

Abbott really had the Guest Stars tonight omg

PSA; this is, and always has been, a Chikorita Stan Account.

Pulling M1 Quingy and M0 Evelyn in three pulls was Not what I was expecting this morning