im having a suspicion that toothpaste manufacturers are actually putting less toothpaste per tube vs a few years ago, its running out too fast

i like half-life speedruns because in my head canon gordon freeman can actually jump very fast

apple engineers use telepathic methods to communicate with each-other instead of typing, that’s why your keyboard is getting worse every year

if you open this image and tilt your phone it looks like you are drinking beer

yeah no

family restaurants have 3 lvls of spicy LVL 1 - white people spicy LVL 2 - little hot, you can kinda feel it LVL 3 - surface of the sun, arizona summer, chunks of lava mixed with napalm, all combined together with a light hint of a neutron star level of hot.

why does my thermostat have AI assistant now

FedEx trucks actually don’t contain delivery packages, only “sorry we missed you” door stickers

my apple exploded :(

in 2026 can we bring nyan cat back

i am convinced that realtek is a made up company that only exists to randomly cause audio driver issues when you least expect it

A few years ago I moved from LA to Las Vegas and now every weekend night i see a higher uptick in drunk drivers but all things considered I'll still take drunk drivers in Vegas over sober drivers in LA

average 2015 spam message: HEY YOU WON MONEY!! average 2025 spam message: HEY YOUR JOB APPLICATION IS APPROVED!!

This year Funko Pop announced their risk of bankruptcy. What I'm worried about is that those funkopop walls at Gamestop might be structural, so the buildings are just going to collapse...

the theory of relativity doesn't apply to washing machines, like it could say 15 minutes left but it's actually somewhere between 20 mins and 3 business days, the time dilation is crazy

halloween costume is now complete

the chance of finding a blue lobster is 1 in 2 million yet there are so many photos & videos of people catching them, it makes me wonder if it’s just the same poor lobster being caught over and over

i accidentally bought a turbojet engine

what’s up Bluesky?