NO ONE saw this coming.

Queda oficialmente inaugurado el maratón Candelaria - Expropiación Petrolera.

Just a reminder that the world condemned MJ for being accused of 0.0001% of what Trump-Epstein did.

Of course it helped, but I don’t think it helps more than them being considered “the good Latinos” to their white overlords. Many sell their community off for free, just for that title.

Latinos for Trump again.

Propongo melania para sinónimo de suripanta.

Qué bueno que ya se va a acabar 2026... ¿Cómo que todavía es enero?

Le pusieron jo, qué noche. 🫠

Morena: La esperanza de que se vayan de México.

¿Cómo frutas sigue siendo enero?

Whoa. This is from an FBI email with the subect "Re: Epstein - Cellmate Interview" Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.

We just watched Children of Men last night. Great film, 5/5. Very poignant.

Premio FIFA de Poesía en Lenguas Romances.

The Land of the Free*: They are arresting journalists now! Rest of the world:

Morena: si amenazan a nuestros narcos los amenazamos a ustedes con una ley que ya no está reglamentada y que contempla pena de muerte. La esperanza de México, indeed.

Latinos for Trump strike again

No true leftist.

Jesus Christ. Multiple goons had a man on the ground but that wasn't enough brutality for them. One had to pull his gun and shoot someone who was prone on the sidewalk. They're going to tell us the agent feared for his life and was justified.

Díganme si no estoy entendiendo bien: este fallo dice que no se puede demandar al gobierno porque existen instancias para reclamar en las leyes e instituciones. O sea: el estado te hace un daño y la misma instancia del estado decide si te hizo un daño o no. www.infobae.com/mexico/2026/...

If ICE truly were targeting "the worst of the worst" and not, you know, deliberately brutalizing innocent families with children, they'd rush to correct all the stories like this one, apologizing and insisting it's not what they're really doing. They don't because this is deliberate. This is it.

It's worse.....😡😡😡

Lo único que mantiene al "gobierno" de México en funciones es su capacidad de corromperse a cambio de hacerse de la vista gorda. Si de verdad fueran contra el crimen organizado y narcotráfico, hace mucho que tendríamos golpes de estado o hasta guerra civil.

I just thought everyone should see this

TFW Nobel Prices can now be shared.

Es un dentista Es un dentista pediátrico Es un dentista geriátrico Es tri-dentista

Todo sea porque haya más blanquitos insípidos en las calles del gringo.

Mientras tanto, en la embajada de México en el Reino Unido van de Guatemala a Guatepeor.

Now more than ever, we're a two timing, back stabbing, and disloyal nation without integrity.

How much more in your face can it be? "Why are you asking me for my paperwork?" "Because of your accent." "You have an accent too." "Where were you born sir?" "Where were you born at?" "Put your hands behind your back."

Que siempre no va el Metaverso para el trabajo como una experiencia inmersiva con lentes de RV. #$META cancela productos y despide personal para reducir en esta área. Mantendrán el metaverso con dispositivos móviles y sin inmersión total.

Te agradezco, alerta sísmica, pero no quiero saber nada de ti a menos que sea un 7.0

Todavía me acuerdo de cuando las palabras significaban cosas.

Las ambulancias del mar se llaman ambulanchas. No es pregunta.

Dysphagia. It happens with Frontotemporal Dementia basically the swallow reflex doesn't work so well. I saw a Dr talking about it last week after his national address where he was swallowing hard.

There were dozens of people in that room. Begs the question as to why the president instantly thought this guy was talking about him. 🤔

¡El avión, el avión!

No podía saberse es el nuevo te lo dije.

Lees y relees el aviso. Parece dirigido a ti, a nadie mas. Solo falta que las letras mas negras y llamativas del aviso informen: Indiana Jones. Se solicita Indiana Jones...

USA: "Help! There's paramilitary in the streets!" Latin America, Southeast Asia, Africa, and most of the World:

This Zucks

También es un bolero de Domínguez Borrás popularizado por Los Panchos.

NOEM: “We can’t trust the government anymore.” BASH: “You are the government.” NOEM: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”🤔 The only honest thing @KristiNoem said today

Whatever they do to get rid of him, it has to be soon or it won't be enough.

Nostalgia de los bípers. Suficiente de tener que contestar en instantáneo.

Temu Indiana Jones

¿Se imaginan vivir en Londres ganando lo mismo que con Fox? Pues así.

Sigo encabronado por lo del desalojo del Refugio Franciscano para perros y gatos. Le pongo 1 millón de apuesta a que construyen edificios ahí en menos de lo que parece.

If you are still on twitter. This is your narrative. This is your story. This is what you support, maybe not with words, but definitely with actions.