watching haneke on a friday afternoon >>>>>>>>

happy #lastfourwatched day 😎

anyway look at my dog hanging out with all the pugs yesterday (she’s the frenchie lol)

i have whatever the opposite of a breeding kink is.

shout out to the three boys who bought tickets for my 11:30pm screening of hokum after me the movie was so spooky i would have screamed if i had been in that cinema by myself 😅

eddie munson 🤝 ilya rozanov having an emotional breakdown over carrie & lowell

why is removing the second skin the worst part of the tattoo experience lol

i think a looooot of people out here in fandom spaces have to check in on their misogyny when talking about the women who create the media they’re engaging with. it’s actually disgusting the vitriol directed at these women. (just look at how so-called iwtv fans talk abt anne rice)

saw someone comparing lestat to taylor swift so now i need to nuke the internet

just saw someone actually genuinely write “ludacris” instead of “ludicrous”…. tell me again why reading real books with your eyes isn’t important for writers because what the fuck!!!

it’s really upsetting that you can upgrade your broadband plan through an app. like that feels Not Allowed for some reason… (and yet i just did it ??)

like are we for real right now??? but why am i expecting more from a magazine founded by andy warhol! am i a masochist!!

sneaking back to recommend you a very sad double bill:

new list alert!! ⭐️ boxd.it/TV4Qq

kinda wild that i’ve had 4 popes in my lifetime already, i’m only 32!

i’m in a toxic relationship with interview magazine because i keep following them waiting to see if they will interview someone actually interesting even while they keep disappointing me with random OF influencers and hailey fucking bieber

omg they’re playing djo at the nespresso store

back with #lastfoyrwatched babyyyyy

i love how present-day joe k has simply morphed into the classic djo disguise with the hair and glasses lol bring back the boiler suits, girl!

hr fandom is terrible at fanwork events but excellent at copypasta

HAPPY EASTER IT’S FUCKING SNOWING

usamerican culture is making casseroles using canned condensed soup

connor storrie really has me watching ads on my big tv on purpose ffs 😅 #cooked

steddie where eddie is a vet like this doctor and posts videos of his adorable patients, and steve is a dog owner with a ridiculous dog who has a million allergies and is always at the vet office

at this point maybe i should just learn spanish with how everyone assumes i know it when i meet them

forever upset that i can’t just eat a whole bag of tangerines in one sitting. oh it’s too acidic?? it’s gonna hurt my stomach?? fuck you

let’s just all kill ourselves…

look i’m very sorry but you couldn’t pay me to watch bridgerton no matter how many lesbians are in it

what do people even wear to club nights???? (i’m going out friday night and have Zero clue what to wear…)

gonked w geese 🪿🪿🪿

celebrating being brazilian today bc it means i was vaccinated against meningitis as a child 🙏

seeing geese tomorrow 😎😎 (the band not the animal… probably)

i got a sick note from my doctor to take 2 weeks of medical leave due to burn out 😅 being an adult is so fun

mascot!eddie energy

i need the uk to develop a salad culture immediately!!! it’s insane that you can’t buy a decent salad anywhere in this country

they gave me a slice of chocolate cake (gluten free) after my procedure today 😭😭😭 (i am allowed to eat again!)

oh and here’s the playlist: tidal.com/playlist/d74... i don’t use spotify bc they’re fucking evil so maybe this your nudge to divest from morally bankrupt companies that fund israeli arms, promote AI, steal from artists and platform ICE ✌🏻

oh no i’m getting the urge to bleach my hair again! please don’t let me do it, it’s genuinely a bad idea 😫

off work tomorrow: 🥹☺️🥰💕 to get a colonoscopy: 😣🙃😫😤

about to start a horrible fast.. i love being ill and going to hospitals and getting procedures!! so fun!!!!

for the morning shift:

a very happy belated christmas to @/akasalv! i hope you enjoy this story and i'm sorry it took so long to get to you 🎄 ❄️ still we can find our love from behind ❄️ explicit | hurt/comfort | getting together ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/81281131 @steddieexchange.bsky.social

guys what does the 🚬 mean??? i don’t get why people put that on tweets and posts i’m sorry

not the apparent temp being 12 degrees lower… wtf 😣😣😣😣

where do you get your audiobooks that isn’t audible? my library hasva terrible selection and i really want to get back into listening to more books, so lmk!

it’s EACH [space] OTHER. EACH OTHER. two words!!!

How To Be A Hip Sunglasses Baddie When You Need Prescription Lenses

LOOK i’m not the best at typing on this tiny phone keyboard on my best day but i feel like i make more typos on this damn app than anywhere else… what gives??

i have about 3hr45 to decide if my okive craving is bad enough that i’m willing to go out to lidl… should i?

fun fact i only learned that this is called mangetout this week