“Aren’t you worried about people seeing your cellulite” bro I’m not worried about people seeing my hole

This spring I had something unspeakable happen to me, and then immediately afterwards a loved one died. I’m doing better but I took such a hit mentally for a while. I do very poorly with feeling powerless & even worse with feeling guilty, so I’m sorry for how weird and off I got there for a bit lol

Evie hypnotized by Riegel "There we are, so much better this way. Wouldn't you agree Evie?" Fully entranced by the snake's pretty colors, Evie falls into the loving coils Even helping her out of her catsuit to reveal her curvaceous body gleaming with sweat from the jungle heat💖

What makes hypnosis appealing isnt just the result Its the change; the dichotomy between who one once was, and who they are

Had a friend who thought Homelander was played by Jason Bateman

Soldier Boy being put in that fucking tank again is so funny to me. Why would you not try to break it. You are repeatedly being put in it

I don’t know if I needed to see Homelander say all that

I had a crush on one of my guy friends who was super distant and somewhat cold to me, anyway one time I embarrassed myself in front of him so bad that I was like “fuck it, things can’t get any worse I might as well tell him how I feel” and he was like “oh my god yes I feel the same way about you”

“Women aren’t the evil ones for profiting off of their nudes, men are the evil ones for buying them” how about no one in this situation is evil? Why are you even using that word in this situation? Is something wrong with you

The ever-increasing demonization of self-monetized subscription-based porn is insane and if I ever see you spewing any of that rhetoric I will block you. Sex work has existed since the dawn of man and adult material has existed since humans could draw. Freedom and profit for creators? Not so much.

Is painting spirals on your tits easy? No. Is painting spirals on your tits worth it? Well…

Having a body can feel like a prison. It’s extremely easy to succumb to self-hatred especially when so many people seem to WANT you to feel that way, but here’s something that helps me. I know I could never hate anyone else for how they look. If I can’t hate a woman with a body like me, why hate me?

Well you can get this tap dance here for free

Here’s a not-fun story, last spring I was taking my dog out in the area behind my apartment near a patch of trees at the end of the parking lot. It was early in the morning on a weekday so no one was around. There was a massive butterfly that had landed down on a root by one of the trees.

The random people commenting on this post are so funny, I’m not the authority on ginger ale baby I just make porn

Foreman: “The search turned up nothing, aside from a cache of vintage 80’s porno mags.” House: “You idiot, that’s a symptom.”

Be alone with me. I tried to sound honest and sweet, but unfortunately I’m very good at coming off as naughty and manipulative. If it bleeds through during this audio, just know that it isn’t my intention.

Vaginismus be damned I have a date this weekend!!

I love canada dry ginger ale so much that I have to set limits with myself about it

I’m doing custom 2:20 audios for $20 a piece today! Send, tell me what you want, and I’ll record + get it back to you ASAP. **Unfortunately this offer is NOT for strangers (unless you can prove you are subbed to my OF) bc I don’t feel like dealing with age verification rn cash.app/$brattybambie

Posted on my OF about how sorry I am for not posting more, that I’ve suffered an enormous loss and I just need a little time, and within like two days this guy whose last message to me was “I wanna stroke and cum for you” messaged me to be like “um hello??” like okay so unfortunately I hate you now

The lady who keeps drinking all of my iced vanilla berry red bulls

Look I honestly don’t know who’s been using this computer to repeatedly watch Lady Chatterly’s Lover during work hours. Have you asked Greg

Please, I’m comfy-maxxing here

You’re telling me Black Noir couldn’t have flown out of there

Super hero with lightning powers and they call him Electric Bill. Is this anything

“therapy” this “therapy” that, how about I play seven hours of Baldur’s Gate 3 and add nine dresses to my wishlist instead

Some people have really lost the plot on what natural breasts typically look like, especially when they’re big. Do you genuinely expect a pair of DDs to defy gravity?

I’m sorry I’ve been going through it so bad in such a public way. I don’t have a lot of outlets for my grief and I haven’t been in a normal headspace. I’m trying to work through it more so I can try to get back to ‘normal’

I wish I believed in some higher power; I feel like it would give me so much comfort. I don’t understand how other people do it.

What songs do you like to cry to

I ended up paying a couple thousand dollars towards the funeral because the guilt and sadness of knowing her family can’t pay it all has been eating me alive

You know it’s bad when I stop posting ass and titties

How do well-adjusted people do this lol

I’m grieving so much, it feels like physical pain. I feel so sad in a way that is just this big cold pit inside of me. I feel so much guilt for not spending more time with them. I feel awful. I just feel so bad. Please don’t be weird or shitty to me, I am truly hanging on by a thread

your body betrays you because your mind belongs to Me

“You’ll suck a dildo on camera but not a dick?” Yeah it’s almost like I’m making pornographic content for money that doesn’t reflect my IRL sexual behavior you stupid fuck. My consent isn’t for you to rationalize. You can fuck yourself

I set my fictional birthday a little bit before my real birthday, which still isn’t for another few months. But I think it’s funny that Bambie Brainwasher will be 30 before I am

“Is it pink? Is it pink?? I bet it’s bubblegum pink!!” I am thirty years old what the fuck are you even talking about

Today was awful. I lost a loved one who had been sick for a very long time. I didn’t feel much of anything when I got the news she had passed, I knew it was going to happen. Seeing her in the casket ripped me apart. I’ve been crying all day, I cry just thinking about it. I know it’ll pass but

My roommate used to come in my room to wake me up if I was sleeping for too long. Usually I would just convince her to come lay in the bed with me and then we would both sleep for another several hours. I may not be good at being told what to do, but I’m great at goading people into falling asleep.

Dating today is such a joke! You wouldn’t believe how many of my flings have ended just because I was manipulative and vindictive and wholly unwilling to compromise or accommodate room in my life for anyone in any way.

I want sex that ruins a friendship. I want sex when there’s only one bed; when it wouldn’t even be on our mind if we hadn’t put that pillow between us. Awkward energy filling the stuffy room, heartbeats so loud you can’t think, like you can’t even breathe until my shorts are off and you’re inside.

This Space Princess pour is out of this world! 🚀💜💙✨️

Whenever I make posts teasing or degrading men who like feet, know and trust that it is solely for content lol. I love a foot freak. Toe-suckers and sock-huffers get in here. If you’re not making out with my soles after I get home from a pedicure then what is the point even

I have the absolute worst most unnatural piss-yellow lighting in my entire apartment. Tried to take some pics in my kitchen and after painstakingly adjusting the brightness, shadows, temperature, hue, and various filters I am now proud to announce that I have somehow made it look even worse

I’m suggestive. You’re suggestible.

*punishes you by making you sit on the cushioned deck furniture without checking for spiders first*

In the spirit of being a little more open and vulnerable on this very small account, I’m going to talk about something that might be a bit triggering and dark. Why don’t I make content that depicts me being hypnotized? Why am I so averse to the idea of being a subject in any capacity?