I can't fucking sleep.

Stan pear

I have a crippling gambling addiction

Hey guys it's me Stan Pines from hit show grab my balls

@theauthorfordpines.bsky.social Why are you stupid

What the hell do I hear Milo laughing about at this time of night?!

I hope every nazi bites the curb

It's what you have 😘

"*Whether" ☝️🤓

Strangles you till your face turns purple but it's okay because I'm stanley

I'm alive and well fuck are they talking about

Freaky stan is calling...

Me if you even care

They were so cute I loved them. But Mabel named them.

// this is NOT gravity falls this is gravity town /silly

Money mentioned

Apparently I'm married to @talleztpurple.bsky.social now? I don't know when it happened but he said we are now..

STANLEY ATTACK!!!

Mabel forced me to play Roblox with her. It was a good time. Gambling was mentioned.

If Ford corrects me over the yours one more time I'm gonna lose it

//Im scared that my skeet is getting popular like do they know it's a parody acc

//I love calling people cunts under this account

Vote me please!!!

Stan pines for president actually, he's canonically a nazi puncher

I'm scared about what thoughts he has about me.

Me when I have alcohol (I love alcohol!!!)

//Where are you all coming from

Everybody shut the hell up, I'm having a conversation with a random street cat.

Magma stuffs

Wonder who this sexy beast is...

I had a nap!!! 😁😁

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//I just got mystery shack jumpscared while looking at my notifs. Sob.

Mabel keeps accusing me of being autistic.

Good morning guys. Not in the mood to do the thing from yesterday because I'm tired still.

Guys this is an IMPOSTER!!! This isn't me!!!

Update: I FOUND A SPOON

Eating yogurt with a fork because there's no clean spoons left and I don't wanna wash the dishes

stan pines for president 2025 (kicking orange man out)

Serve the country? More like serving cunt!

Get your ANYWHERE💜

I’d rather have slurs be used around me then have my family’s lives in danger.