Trying to log all of Stacey's lies... #RHOP

Stacey: "I'm Nigerian too" Wendy: #RHOP

Claudia Jordan is literally a former full-time housewife and she gets stuck at the bar on #WWHL while some blonde woman with giant breasts who I have only ever heard of from being on this show gets a seat instead of her??? #RHOA

After telling the world that she had sex with Adriana now Julia clams up and won't tell Alexia what they actually did in bed? She's not saying specifics because she knows it opens her up for a lawsuit. Merely saying "slept together" or "intimate" is vague enough that it allows her to escape. #RHOM

When Adriana revealed TWO affairs that Julia had with men, Alexia was so quick to jump in and dismiss that and try to switch the conversation back to Adriana. This "surprise reveal" from Julia about sleeping with Adriana was totally planned with Alexia and Marysol. #RHOM

I know lots of folks think #RHOC has become a shitshow but do we literally need to have segments devoted to dogs pooping? Like who wants to see that???

I hope all those "journalists" who did those think pieces earlier this year about how wrong and dangerous it was for Biden to pardon his family, members of the Jan 6th committee and others who'd been targeted by Trump/MAGA are now enjoying heaping portions of crow for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

In the wake of Letitia James and James Comey being indicted it is now high time for Attorneys General in all blue states to begin thorough investigations into all members of the current regime for anything remotely illegal they may have done within those blue states and indict them ASAP.

I find Stacey to be a liar and a clown but her shade is on point; Ashley is an imp #RHOP

Stacey's breath is FOUL #RHOP

"From bottle girl to duchess..." #RHOP

Wendy when being asked about Angel... #RHOP

What's with K and all the crowns?? #RHOP

Ashley Drew looking for Stacey's divorce papers #RHOP

I'm happy that Ashley finally got paid after putting up with years of Crocodile Dundee's ass-grabbin' Juan-lovin' shenanigans #RHOP

Oh...wait a minute... #RHOP

K and Greg broke up? #RHOP

That's K's mom? She looks it could be her sister. #RHOP

Stacey's back with her ex? #RHOP

We are 10 minutes into the new season and we already have someone storming out? #RHOP

Stacey's delusion is off the charts #RHOP

Those shady ass producers leaving Stacey's belch in the edit #RHOP

Gizelle hoping Karen is in the elderly section of the jail #RHOP

I think Julia dropped her bomb about Adriana because she knew Adriana was going to try and drop a bomb on her which is the stuff about Julia sleeping with or trying to sleep with Capt. Sandy on that cruise with Guerdy. That's what she was trying to get Guerdy to talk about during that break. #RHOM

I don't believe Julia's claims about sleeping with Adriana. I think they may have drunk kissed, flashed boobs and maybe Adriana let Julia grab her boobs too (we've seen stuff like that on other shows like RHOC) but I don't believe they had an intimate encounter like she's making it out to be. #RHOM

Lisa thinks that her denying allegations means the lawsuits were dismissed? Like...what the wha? #RHOSLC

"Dismissed because you paid them back?" #RHOSLC

So Kiki gets mad at Adriana again after finding out Marysol told her to say "wretched" (even though Kiki knew that she didn't say that) but doesn't get mad at Marysol for trying to manipulate the situation and make Kiki out to be a liar?? #RHOM

Had to fast forward right through all that off-key Julia warbling #RHOM

Alexia shames Adriana for not showing up to Julia's party (because she legitimately had a rehearsal with a band who would have their own busy schedule) and yet she couldn't be bothered to reschedule her own event at HER salon in order to attend her bestie Marysol's party? #RHOM

Gretchen bringing up her "stalker" #RHOC

The #RHOC cast (esp. Tamra) should be begging production for more scenes with their kids. It humanizes them. I actually enjoyed watching Tamra being proud dorky mom with Sophia giving her embarrassed side-eye. It's something you can relate to vs. the screaming shrew trying to destroy her co-stars.

This Gretchen/Slade scene where they act like Gretchen was surprised and upset that Slade brought up Tamra sleeping with the the guy from 98 Degrees is so beyond fake. Everything is calculated with these two. #RHOC

Everyone at that party when Lisa shows up #RHOSLC

Seth mentioning gloryholes... #RHOSLC

This dirt on Lisa is juicy #RHOSLC

I love when Lisa asks Heather if anyone else was defending her at the camp out Heather doesn't even mention Britani, the one who was actually getting into fights with the other wives trying to defend Lisa. Heather is so desperate to be Lisa's one and only BFF. #RHOSLC

Heather leaving that camping trip to go tell Lisa everything everyone said about her #RHOSLC

Can #RHOSLC please stop trying to make Britani happen

Heather trying to hold on to that Lisa Barlow "friendship" for dear life #RHOSLC

This seems appropriate today.

Turned on #MSNBC for a minute to hear some hack say Tyler Robinson was "radicalized by the left" based on the language on his bullets... they were actually derived from a video game and memes, something they failed to mention... Of course it was on Chris Jansing's show... F*ck this network!

So on #WWHL when asked to comment on each of her fellow housewives, Alexia has comments about behaviors for every person except Adriana who she says has "greasy hair". She's so childish and obnoxious. #RHOM

Frankie calling out Marysol being a drunk... #RHOM

Adriana is 59??? #RHOM

So Marysol was mad at Stephanie in Spain because she had lunch with Adriana? This is like middle school level bullsh*t. #RHOM

The gall of Emily inferring Heather used a paid actor as a paparazzo after her clown show with the lie detector folks who are paid actors #RHOC

Heather calling paparazzi to magically appear on Rodeo Drive and proclaim that she didn't call paparazzi at Disneyland... #RHOC

Heather has a "sleepover consultant"...this bitch is RICH #RHOC

I love Heather's support for the LGBTQ community. I just wish we could've seen more of her kids' journeys with their gender identity/sexuality the past few years. I know those are their stories to tell on their own time but I think it might've opened some closed minds within the Bravo fanbase. #RHOC