Everything is funny

I…

I’m leaving it all in the hands of the Doll Gods

Awww I ain’t know it was giving that

Tell me how it taste Eat it from the base.

I need a hug and a nap.

Bye.

My job is trying make me an influencer and I’m going to let them

Everybody somewhere

Meat Munching Monique

I’ve been going down a research rabbit hole about ghost kitchens all week and I’m still not getting the answers I need

You can’t do wrong to someone and then tell them how mad to get

The weekends never gon be long enough for me. And that’s just the black ass bottom line.

Glitchy or inconsistent wifi is a small inconvenience that truly boils my blood. FIX IT!!!

It’s sacred Not hidden

“Open up that circle, love” -Lil’ Yachty

I…

Porcelain. And now I’m stronger than I’ve ever been.

I’m about to be your biggest fan

Cause ch.

Self-ESTEEN

Doja wanna be me soooo bad. Even down to the dirty martini!

I wish it was just us in this bitch But they can’t trust us in this bitch

Everything on here is funny or horny I’m tired of laughing and lusting

“I think of you in the morning I hear your voice after noon I see your face in the evening So tell me what should I do”

So everyone just gon be 30 and under? Apparently I’m B2K in the early 2000s cause the super youngins been on my BODY lately… what’s going on? Don’t stop but what’s going on?

There seems to be a concerted effort to make my least favorite meeting of the week even more insufferable…

The tension is high The stakes are high God I wish I was high

I real live thought I was the fifth member of this group when this shit came out.

My life since 2016… something’s GOTTA give

Outside (literally)

Yall funny

It’s me wanting thicker eyebrows like I don’t already have bushes on my face 🤣

I can’t wait to conduct this interview

So glad it’s not a full flight, my god.

No

Major Kudos from the higher ups on my presentation today! Love that for me! Ok send me home and give me more money 🫶🏾

Daddy’s Home (alone) SW | DC 3/3/25

Why would I ever do the egregious disservice of making a long story short? No.

How many ppl do yall mass blast tiktok vids, IG reels, etc every day? I have my handful but I’m noticing an influx… I seen it already at this point, babe

If I ever get rich I’m out this bitch Believe that shit

We need a resolution

Groupchats won’t let you screen record nothing without interrupting… Apple… we need a fix.

I knew it was coming, Karen

Taste the biscuit. Taste the goodness of the biscuit.

Not Dwelling

I’m in an exorbitant amount of groupchats. Can y’all shut up?

It is truly always fucking something

It’s not sickening

Drake and PND… it shouldn’t have taken 10 songs for me to care…