Everyone else is eating leftovers. Meanwhile I’m over here glutting myself on stories, tangled in blankets, surrounded by stacks like a satisfied little book goblin digesting plot twists. #bookgoblin #booksky #avidreader

Post-Thanksgiving weekend plans? Nest. Books. Snacks. Repeat. I am a creature of indulgence and these final fall days were MADE for curling up and devouring entire fictional worlds. #booksky #bookgoblin

I’m not skipping family Thanksgiving, I’m just choosing to spend it with the characters who don’t ask me why I’m single. #thanksgiving #booksky #avidreader #booksaremyhappyplace

“Are you lonely spending Thanksgiving alone?” Babes, I have fictional characters, multiple love interests, a dragon shifter audiobook, and a cheesecake. I am thriving! #booksky #bookgoblin #avidreader

Me, stirring a pot with one hand and listening to an audiobook with the intensity of a dragon guarding treasure: this is my Thanksgiving. This is my religion. #booksky

Being a mood reader means my TBR is not a list, it’s a cryptid. Some books get devoured instantly, others get left in the hoard for moons until the stars align and my goblin heart whispers, “Now.” #moodreader #booksky #avidreader

Thanksgiving plans? Oh, I’ll be lips-deep in books and snacks like a feral little book goblin who found a feast in the woods. Family’s far away, so I’ll be cooking for one and reading for… an entire hoard. #booksky #bookgoblin #holidayplans

Everyone else: “Thanksgiving is about family.” Me: “Correct.” proceeds to cuddle up with my books, snacks, blankets, and fictional boyfriends who have never let me down once. #thanksgiving #inkdrinker #booksky #avidreader

I love being a mood reader because I’ll binge an entire series over 48 hours, then let a book marinate on my Kindle for half a year before suddenly finishing it like nothing happened. Goblin consistency: ✨nonexistent✨ #MoodReader #BookGoblin #BookSky

Mood reading is wild because one day I inhale 400 pages before bed, and the next day it takes me an hour to crawl 30% into a book I swear I love. Then I vanish for 7 months and return like, “Hello beloved, I have returned from the bog.” 🦇📚✨ #moodreader #bookgoblin #booksky

Being a mood reader means devouring a holiday rom-com at breakfast, a billionaire romance at lunch, a serial-killer love story at 3pm, and suddenly being feral for urban fantasy by dinner. I read fast and abandon books for 28 weeks with the same chaotic grin. #BookGoblin #booksky #avidreader

Currently too sick to function but just functional enough to lose myself in a stack of romantasy while wrapped in 47 lbs of blankets #sickday #booksky

My immune system may be weak but my urge to cocoon myself and read 400 pages in one sitting is IMMORTAL. #booksky #sickday

Sick-day protocol: -Blanket mountain -Feral nest construction -Audiobooks playing like lullaby spells -Absolutely no human interaction #booksky #sickday

Body: you need rest. Me: burrows into blankets, grabs a book, becomes a cryptid powered exclusively by tea and chapter breaks.

My friend Becca forgot the word for Therapy today and instead called it "Trauma Practice" I have not stopped giggling since. #therapy #cptsd #traumapractice

Support your local library — where the magic is free, the portals are open, and the librarians are the gatekeepers of sanity. #library #booksky

Librarians are basically wizards who organize magic so the rest of us can borrow it for free. #library #booksky

When the fall air gets crisp, remember: your library has free Wi-Fi, free warmth, and a thousand cozy universes to hide in. 📚 #library #booksky

Let the record show: I did technically experience fall weather. The window was open for at least 4 or 5 chapters. #booksky #fall #avidreader

Yay!!! Abigail Spanberger wins the Virginia governor race! 🎉

Libraries are warm. They smell like paper and ambition. And no one judges you for showing up in a blanket cape to read away the cold. (The library workers will most definitely be jealous of your blanket cape) #library #fall #booksky

Book Goblin Tip #47: Open your window just enough for the autumn breeze to flirt with your blanket fort. Reading is 42% atmosphere. #booksky #bookgoblinadvice #fall

Me: I should go outside and enjoy the weather. Also me: cracks window, burrows into blankets, opens book—perfect compromise.🍁📚 #booksky #fallvibes #avidreader

The window’s open, the breeze smells like cinnamon and ghosts, and I’m one paragraph away from believing I am the main character. #booksky #fallvibes

If your book falls open on its own tonight, that’s not gravity, babes. That’s a summons. You’ve been chosen by the page. #halloween #booksky

It’s Halloween, babes. Light a candle, open a haunted book, and let the ghosts do the narration. #Halloween #ghosts #booksky

The library after dark isn’t haunted — it’s alive. The stories just stretch their legs when no one’s watching. #booksky #library #spooky

Today the veil is thin and my TBR is thick. Coincidence? I think not. #halloween #booksky

If the book falls off the shelf by itself, that’s just your new reading assignment. Don’t question it. #Halloween #booksky

Never judge a reader by their TBR pile. Judge them by how much chaos they cause defending it.

The right book should make your heart race like you just heard a floorboard creak. #booksky

#BookGoblinAdvice: Remember: witches, ghosts, and librarians are all powered by the same thing—knowledge and spite.

#BookGoblinAdvice: October is for rereading your comfort spookies and befriending your local skeletons.

#BookGoblinAdvice: It’s officially blanket burrito season. Swaddle yourself in fleece and devour entire novels like they’re caramel apples. #spookyseason #fall #booksky

#BookGoblinAdvice: Support your local library—it’s where magic still exists rent-free. #booksky #librarylove

#BookGoblinAdvice: Step one: get a library card. Step two: unlock infinite stories, spells, and Wi-Fi. Step three: cackle quietly in joy. #librarylove #booksky #libraries

#BookGoblinAdvice: The only correct reading order is whatever feels delicious right now. #booksky #youdoyou #moodreader

#BookGoblinAdvice: Don’t force yourself to read what everyone else is raving about. Goblins know: hype fades, joy stays. #joystays #booksky #youdoyou

#BookGoblinAdvice: There’s no wrong way to read. Whisper it, shout it, annotate it, listen to it, cry over it—just read it. #booksky #readingisreading

#BookGoblinAdvice: Organize your shelves however your goblin heart desires. Chaos is a system. #booksky

#BookGoblinAdvice: If you start ten books at once, congratulations—you’ve made yourself a buffet. Feast responsibly. #booksky #reader

#BookGoblinAdvice: Don’t let the book snobs fool you. Audiobooks, fanfic, manga, re-reads—it all counts as feeding the goblin within. #readingisreading #booksky

#BookGoblinAdvice: If your brain says “we don’t have time to read,” tell it you’re just charging your imagination battery. Ten pages still count, babes. #booksky #readingisreading

#BookGoblinAdvice: You don’t owe anyone a book review, aesthetic shelf, or reason for reading what you love. Hoard joy, not guilt. #booksky #reader #hoardjoynotguilt

#BookGoblinAdvice: Goblin tip: Use StoryGraph’s reading challenges. Nothing motivates chaos like turning book hoarding into stats. @thestorygraph.com #booksky #reader

#BookGoblinAdvice: Track your hoard, rate your treasures, analyze your reading mood. StoryGraph is the shiny data pile every goblin deserves. @thestorygraph.com #booksky #bookstats

#BookGoblinAdvice: Never feel bad about DNF-ing. You’re not abandoning the story—you’re setting it free to find its right reader. #booksky

#BookGoblinAdvice: Always carry a book. You never know when you’ll get stuck in a line, a waiting room, or a different dimension. #booksky #avidreader

#BookGoblinAdvice: In a library, even silence feels like it’s cheering for you. #booksky