Seems like an appropriate time to be posting this "fun" fact. #booksky #fahrenheit451 #error451

Reading is Dangerous. 😈 #avidreader #booksky #reader

Bookworm? No, no, babes. I am an ink drinker. A literary cryptid. I prowl the shelves seeking that which to devour, let out unholy noises at character deaths and mutter grumbled commentary as I read. #bookgoblin #booksky

I don’t go hunting for bookish friends. I simply exist ferally with my books and trust the vibes + the universe to deliver kindred book goblins to my doorstep. #booksky

This year any book recs given to me will be evaluated for vibes then placed on the TBR. (We only take good vibes and happy endings here. The world is still too much of a dumpster fire to be reading sad and depressing books) #bookrecs #booksky

Book Goblin Blessing For The New Year: May your TBR become an ever-growing beast you lovingly fail to tame. May your library card burn hot in your pocket, and every book choose you with maliciously perfect timing. May you read greedily and without shame. #literarycryptid #booksky

My 2025: 430 books. Libraries advocacy. Book Chaos. Romance, Murderbot, Dungeon Crawler Carl—all devoured. The hoard grew. The goblin endured. Ending the year grateful. Starting the next one feral, hunched over a book at 12:01 AM like the creature of legend that I am. #booksky #literarycryptid

This year I read 430 books, repped my local romance bookstore at my library, and tried to be loud about library advocacy in every season. Books came with me on trips, fishing adventures, and cozy nights in. The local public library is still the place for me. Always. #booksky

Let me just say, the Dungeon Crawler Carl series is worth every crumb of hype it gets. 100/10 No notes. #booksky #avidreader #dungeoncrawlercarl #goddammitdonut

Spent the day in the library helping students print final papers, find sources, and survive the last push of the semester… and then the world sent me home to a quiet snowfall and a book. I don’t take that kindness lightly. #booksky #avidreader #snowday

There is something dangerously powerful about watching snow fall while being deep in a good book. #booksky #snowday

Snow started falling right after I got home from the early school closure and honestly… that felt like the universe personally tucking me into a reading afternoon. #booksky #snowday

I contain multitudes, including “calm helpful library staff” and “feral romance reader vibrating for freedom.” Finals are almost over and my TBR has been singing a sirens call... #booksky

Everyone else is eating leftovers. Meanwhile I’m over here glutting myself on stories, tangled in blankets, surrounded by stacks like a satisfied little book goblin digesting plot twists. #bookgoblin #booksky #avidreader

Post-Thanksgiving weekend plans? Nest. Books. Snacks. Repeat. I am a creature of indulgence and these final fall days were MADE for curling up and devouring entire fictional worlds. #booksky #bookgoblin

I’m not skipping family Thanksgiving, I’m just choosing to spend it with the characters who don’t ask me why I’m single. #thanksgiving #booksky #avidreader #booksaremyhappyplace

“Are you lonely spending Thanksgiving alone?” Babes, I have fictional characters, multiple love interests, a dragon shifter audiobook, and a cheesecake. I am thriving! #booksky #bookgoblin #avidreader

Me, stirring a pot with one hand and listening to an audiobook with the intensity of a dragon guarding treasure: this is my Thanksgiving. This is my religion. #booksky

Being a mood reader means my TBR is not a list, it’s a cryptid. Some books get devoured instantly, others get left in the hoard for moons until the stars align and my goblin heart whispers, “Now.” #moodreader #booksky #avidreader

Thanksgiving plans? Oh, I’ll be lips-deep in books and snacks like a feral little book goblin who found a feast in the woods. Family’s far away, so I’ll be cooking for one and reading for… an entire hoard. #booksky #bookgoblin #holidayplans

Everyone else: “Thanksgiving is about family.” Me: “Correct.” proceeds to cuddle up with my books, snacks, blankets, and fictional boyfriends who have never let me down once. #thanksgiving #inkdrinker #booksky #avidreader

I love being a mood reader because I’ll binge an entire series over 48 hours, then let a book marinate on my Kindle for half a year before suddenly finishing it like nothing happened. Goblin consistency: ✨nonexistent✨ #MoodReader #BookGoblin #BookSky

Mood reading is wild because one day I inhale 400 pages before bed, and the next day it takes me an hour to crawl 30% into a book I swear I love. Then I vanish for 7 months and return like, “Hello beloved, I have returned from the bog.” 🦇📚✨ #moodreader #bookgoblin #booksky

Being a mood reader means devouring a holiday rom-com at breakfast, a billionaire romance at lunch, a serial-killer love story at 3pm, and suddenly being feral for urban fantasy by dinner. I read fast and abandon books for 28 weeks with the same chaotic grin. #BookGoblin #booksky #avidreader

Currently too sick to function but just functional enough to lose myself in a stack of romantasy while wrapped in 47 lbs of blankets #sickday #booksky

My immune system may be weak but my urge to cocoon myself and read 400 pages in one sitting is IMMORTAL. #booksky #sickday

Sick-day protocol: -Blanket mountain -Feral nest construction -Audiobooks playing like lullaby spells -Absolutely no human interaction #booksky #sickday

Body: you need rest. Me: burrows into blankets, grabs a book, becomes a cryptid powered exclusively by tea and chapter breaks.

My friend Becca forgot the word for Therapy today and instead called it "Trauma Practice" I have not stopped giggling since. #therapy #cptsd #traumapractice

Support your local library — where the magic is free, the portals are open, and the librarians are the gatekeepers of sanity. #library #booksky

Librarians are basically wizards who organize magic so the rest of us can borrow it for free. #library #booksky

When the fall air gets crisp, remember: your library has free Wi-Fi, free warmth, and a thousand cozy universes to hide in. 📚 #library #booksky

Let the record show: I did technically experience fall weather. The window was open for at least 4 or 5 chapters. #booksky #fall #avidreader

Yay!!! Abigail Spanberger wins the Virginia governor race! 🎉

Libraries are warm. They smell like paper and ambition. And no one judges you for showing up in a blanket cape to read away the cold. (The library workers will most definitely be jealous of your blanket cape) #library #fall #booksky

Book Goblin Tip #47: Open your window just enough for the autumn breeze to flirt with your blanket fort. Reading is 42% atmosphere. #booksky #bookgoblinadvice #fall

Me: I should go outside and enjoy the weather. Also me: cracks window, burrows into blankets, opens book—perfect compromise.🍁📚 #booksky #fallvibes #avidreader

The window’s open, the breeze smells like cinnamon and ghosts, and I’m one paragraph away from believing I am the main character. #booksky #fallvibes

If your book falls open on its own tonight, that’s not gravity, babes. That’s a summons. You’ve been chosen by the page. #halloween #booksky

It’s Halloween, babes. Light a candle, open a haunted book, and let the ghosts do the narration. #Halloween #ghosts #booksky

The library after dark isn’t haunted — it’s alive. The stories just stretch their legs when no one’s watching. #booksky #library #spooky

Today the veil is thin and my TBR is thick. Coincidence? I think not. #halloween #booksky

If the book falls off the shelf by itself, that’s just your new reading assignment. Don’t question it. #Halloween #booksky

Never judge a reader by their TBR pile. Judge them by how much chaos they cause defending it.

The right book should make your heart race like you just heard a floorboard creak. #booksky

#BookGoblinAdvice: Remember: witches, ghosts, and librarians are all powered by the same thing—knowledge and spite.

#BookGoblinAdvice: October is for rereading your comfort spookies and befriending your local skeletons.

#BookGoblinAdvice: It’s officially blanket burrito season. Swaddle yourself in fleece and devour entire novels like they’re caramel apples. #spookyseason #fall #booksky

#BookGoblinAdvice: Support your local library—it’s where magic still exists rent-free. #booksky #librarylove

#BookGoblinAdvice: Step one: get a library card. Step two: unlock infinite stories, spells, and Wi-Fi. Step three: cackle quietly in joy. #librarylove #booksky #libraries